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heeeyy there. My names April. I am some number years young=]]]. I am a mysterious girl that stalks you. I live under your second floor bathroom mirror. How does that work? Idunno, I'm mysterious girl. I zap people with lazer toe powers, and have this supremetastic shank ability. I get scared of the sound effects that follow me, and the words that fly onto the screen every time I make a sudden movement. Like, WAPOW! I just bitch punched you. Yeah, I'm pretty spanking awesome. Unfortunatley, I died in the movie Snakes on a Plane. A bear attacked me. R.I.P Mysterious Girl April. Yippedy Doo Dah.


Occams Razor - And Then There Were None

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Okay, time for another love conundrum.
So I like this girl. I have ever since I met her, you might even be able to say love at first sight.

And don't worry I didnt only fall for her looks. I got to know her and we got really close and she's just awesome. So eventually we got to a point where we were really close...like:
Holding hands
Writing love notes ect ect

Then summer comes...I live in the country she lives in the city. I barely get to see her.

I start school again and she's dating some other guy. So I was jealous...not angry at her or anything just...dissapointed.

So then...now in november I heard they broke up about 2 weeks ago. So at that point I was desperatly trying to get over her cause it was just too hard. So I was hanging out with another and thinking maybe I'm developping a crush on her.

Then today in Georaphy she writes in my binder..I see her sign her name then I look away. Then class ends and I get my binder back. In Math I open it up and read her signature.

Then I freeze. Not a panic but a stun. a flap in my binder it sayd " I (heart) you" with an acctual heart. So i'm wondering...does this mean anything? What do I do? Do I pretend I didnt find it? Do I confront her?

And now...do I keep trying to get over her? Am I overreacting? Was I really crushing on this other girl or was I desperate to get over her?

Sorry you had to read that whole thing...and asked so many question...every little advice helps!!

Dude!You tottally like this girl!And it's either she knows you like her and she's screwing with you or she really means it/But asking for advice here won't help.Go ask her yourself!

♥
~beebee69~

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This is long, so I'm sorry for that. With that being said, let me tell you the story.

So, about 2.5 - 3 weeks ago, I met this guy. His name is Matt, and he's really sweet. He's 18. Well, I'm 15. Anyways, we slept over at my friend's house across the street, and we cuddled all night, and even slept in the same bed with each other. There was no sex included, I'm a virgin, and I wish to wait til it's with someone I love. Well, it was nice, and he said he liked me. We kissed, and I liked him too. So, since then we've been talking on the phone everyday, and recently hung out at the mall the other day. Things were weird, but he kissed me there too. Then, a few days after we hung out, his ex girlfriend Jamie messages me on MySpace asking if I had done anything with him, so I asked if they were together, and she said "Sorta." Well, I didn't know who to believe about the situation, so I asked my friend Joey, who is Matt's best friend. Joey told me she was lying. Then I later found out that her & Matt were back together. I was really upset because he said he was thinking about asking me out, and he thought I was pretty, and he liked me. Well, during the time that we talked, he'd blow me off, and lie to me. It made me mad, but I figured "What the hell, you're not his girlfriend, don't let it bother you so much." The only reaosn we didn't end up together was because he said he didn't want a girlfriend. Which is retarded, because he's now back with his ex. I don't get why they're together because if it didn't work the first time, it's not gonna work this time either.

Anyways, after they started going out, I threw my fits of cries/screams. And then I went for a walk while talking on the phone with one of my friends, because he knows how to calm me down & make me feel better. Well, I got home from my walk, and I found out that Matt only liked me because I had a nice ass & he thought he could get into my pants easily. And he said my chest was the size of Hong Kong. So, he pretty much used me for sex, since he wasn't getting any from Jamie, since they were not together.

Well, he's coming over to my friend's house today, and I'll be over there, and I'm just wondering what I should do? I have this gut feeling that he's gonna look at me, and that I'm gonna cry, and my feelings are never wrong. I know he probably isn't worth my time, but for someone who's hurt me so much, I really really like him.

So, my question is, should I back off & give him space to be with his girlfriend, or do I get to know him better & see what happens. Is he even worth my time? I really need to know, because I won't be able to do anything before I know.

Thanks for your time! ♥

Do none of them!If a guy said he just liked me so he could get in my pants i'd kick his ass.I wouldn't really say back off just give him the cold shoulder.

~beebee69~

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My girlfriend of 10 months recently broke up with me because of the way I treated her. She is already messing around with someone else. We were madly in love. How do I get her back?

If shes already messing around with someone else cuz then just forget her and get a diffrent girlfriend.If she gets a diffrent person right away then she didnt really love you the way you loved her.Try getting a online relationship,thats always fun.Hook me up sometime if you wanna talk.=)

~beebee69~

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okay well all of a sudden my boyfriend pocked me in the stomach n he was like chicken n im like wat the heck so please tell me what it is and how to play thanks

Actually we play chicken in the water.You play it with four people,usually two boys and two girls.The girls gets on the boys shoulders and the girls grab eachothers hands and starts pushing to make them fall off.First one to fall off loses.

~beebee69~

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my boyfriend flirts a lot with my friends.
like our group of friends..he flirts with my 2 best friends in it and those are the two without boyfriends. i know he likes me and theyre like you know he doesnt like us he likes you. but theyre good about it they dont edge him on.

but then theres one girl. and she flirts with my boyfriend a lot. shes in our group of friends too. were really close and everyone says stuff to her. shes the reason we get mad at our boyfriends a lot because she flirts with them and then they dont tell her to stop most of the time. we know our boyfriends love us but come on.

my friend whose a guy hes my best friend he said that when it happens and hes bothering me that i should say something but i dont want to be the annoying girlfriend whose jealous.

i dont care if he hugs my friends or jokes around with them but when he does it with them more than he does it with me then weve got a problem.

any advice? thanks

That girl thats flirts with everyone should just get kicked out your little group.If some other people think so then even better.And if your boyfriend flirts with other girls and they dont flirt back then thats alright to.

~beebee69~

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Okay...very complicated situation, very simple question. How do you win a guy back over?
We broke up, but we didn't really break up. We still hug and kiss and shit, but I feel as though he's trying to convince himself he doesn't love me anymore because what he felt for me freaked him out, or something.
However, I want him to miss me so I thought maybe I'd just leave him alone for awhile and be a little bitchy to him and see what he does.
But then I wonder if he's trying to drive me away, and if I did that he'd still get his way.
I'm tired of playing his games. I need to be stronger and like, not avoid him but not give into him. Like I'll wanna do something and he'll alter the plans or something and I'll just go along with it, and I think I need to stop.
Giving him the cold shoulder would work if he isn't trying to drive me away...but at this point I feel like I have nothing left to lose.
He turned into a nasty, controlling douchebag like all of a sudden and I want the sweet romantic guy I fell in love with back...=(
Any thoughts?

Just keep on beong bitchy.Dont give him the cold shoulder though and ignore him.Kind of watch him from afar and pretend to just run into him every once in awhile.People I did that to started to get all emo and depressed intill I stopped being bitchy and started to be really nice.He got all happy and actually asked me out and was with me always.So just get a attitude with him.=)

~beebee69~

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there is this emo rock goth boy that i no, and he is nice and funny but i dont fancy him.I had a dream that i snogged him and liked it
what does this mean?

I have know idea what the fuck snoggs mean but whatever.I had a drea about a boy named Travon once,and I really hated him for some reason.But then I had this dream about him.He told me he loves me and all that fancy shit.I had this book that told me what your dreams mean.It said 'you are thinking of this special person in the back of your mind.Theres something about them that you want to find out'.It said more but I forgot.

~beebee69~

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I'm a girl and I'm 13 if that helps.....


Well see my friend always has boyfriends and her boyfriends are usually gorgeus! I just turned 13 and I had one boyfriend and he just wasn't the person I wanted to date. Other than him I haven't had any other boyfriends. Me and my friends all went to a new school (including the guys from my old school) this year and so this year I'm acting different, more mature. But the guys just don't seem to notice. I try to wear cute clothes and I'm always nice to them and I don't put on a lot of make up because I really don't need to. But I just don't know what to do! My friend isn't super-model pretty or anything she's just "so-so". I'm not overweight or anything and I have a nice tan and well I just don't know why guys don't like me? PLEASE HELP!

Your probally trying to hard.If you want them to like you play it cool.Dont just talk to every guy you like and try to be nice.Or a even better answer.Maybe the guys that like you just havent told you yet.You have to give them time and let them develop their feelings for you.
ta ta for now
~beebee69~

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14/m

So there's the girl I like. I always liked her and it feels like I always will.

We were never dating but we were close. But now she's moved on to another guy. I can't get her off my mind!! I'm always thinking about her..she just seems so..perfect.

And now and then I look at the old notes she wrote me. The ones saying she likes me and looking at those it..it hurts. I wanna just throw them out but is that really going to help? I want to get over her...right?

Really confused,
Greenlalablue

Youll get over her soon enough.Just keep her as a close friend.Throwing away the letters might help you get over her but you should keep them as memories.Once you get in another relation youll get over it.I got over my boy friend one time by going into a online relation.Thats always fun cause you dont have to worry about what you have to say.
~beebee69~

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Ok I know this is a really stupid question but I can't seem to remember,what hand and what finger is the engagement ring supposed to go on?

omg you dont know that.Well it goes on the finger between you middle finger and pinky on your left hand.that finger is called your ring finger.
ta ta for now
~beebee69~

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i feel so weird because im 15 and i havent had my first kiss yet. is this normal?

Thats completely normal.It doesnt matter how old you are when you have your first kiss.You dont even have to have a first kiss but I think you do.
ta ta for now
~beebee69~

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Ok so i went out with this guy for 4months.he was the first guy i have ever loved, kissed, and had sex with. We broke up because he wouldnt leave his ex alone. A few weeks after we broke up he called me begging me to come back to him, but my parents refused to let me see him. by the time i finally convinced them to let me see him again. he told me he didtn want to deal with their crap and he didnt want me to be "hung up" on him. But then he told me he stilled loved me when we were talking. I am extremely confused and miss him like crazy. What should i do?

If you get with him again your parents dont have to know anyway.Just tell him how much you miss him and love him and if he really loved you he wouldnt care if he had to deal with your parents.
ta ta for now
~beebee69~

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Ok So I'm a guy, who has had many girlfriends, but for some reason I find lots of guys attractive. I also like to watch gay porn....why is this???

Have you ever thought that you might be Bi because you probally are.And ewwwww thats so nasty.Usually when people watches porn it means they want to have sex but they cant get none.haha.
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i met this kid matt at the movies he was rilly cute and we gave eachother our numbers and screen names and we havent talked since. hes always online but i never talk to him because i dont know what to say!! I dont want to rush into a relationship yet i want to get to know him more. i want him to know im interested but i dont want it to seem like im obsessed.. what should i say and what should i talk about with matt when we talk online?

You could always talk about the movie you guys just saw.Or you could just ask eachother questions to get to know eachother better.I think you should talk on the phone because if you have alot of things to talk about you probally dont want to type it all.But if your shy you can talk over the computer cause its easier.
~beebee69~

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so i really liked this guy and i was pretty sure that he liked me to but he was to shy to say it sooo i made the first move and told him that i liked him he told me that he liked me to i was so exited and i thought that we where gunna go out. But summer came and i soon found out that he had gotten a new gf... I thought everything was fine but aparently not... he doesnt really even talk to me enymore..i was so depressed what should I do? What went wrong?

sorry for such a long question plz help tho!!!

Well you just told him that you liked him you did not say anything about if he would like to be your boyfriend or if he wanted to go out with you.Its either that or hes a complete jackass.

~beebee69~

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how old were you the first time you made out??

This is a odd question but when I was 11.LOL.I'm not kidding but we were playing truth or dare.

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