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heeeyy there. My names April. I am some number years young=]]]. I am a mysterious girl that stalks you. I live under your second floor bathroom mirror. How does that work? Idunno, I'm mysterious girl. I zap people with lazer toe powers, and have this supremetastic shank ability. I get scared of the sound effects that follow me, and the words that fly onto the screen every time I make a sudden movement. Like, WAPOW! I just bitch punched you. Yeah, I'm pretty spanking awesome. Unfortunatley, I died in the movie Snakes on a Plane. A bear attacked me. R.I.P Mysterious Girl April. Yippedy Doo Dah.Occams Razor - And Then There Were None
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16/f I'm a writer it's what I do it's who I am. I've been so sick of reading the cliche teen books out there and I want another opinion. Recently there has been this idea in my head for a story after I threw away this novel that I bought and realized it was just like every other girl-meets-boys-falls-in-love-and-defies-all-odds/saves the world. I would like to ask anyone who would help me out: What is something that you've been rolling your eyes about and wish would change in the current teen stories that you see on about 20 bookshelves at Borders. I want to break the mold and if I have to ask every teenager out there what they want, I will.
Thanks,
Quincy
Like most teen books, there's always this one girl who likes a guy, and eventually he likes her back, but a long the way, other guys like her. I'm really tired of that, because that is not how life is. D:
I'd say I rather read about a rejected girl going through family trouble, she's over-weight, likes a boy who is considered "cooler" than her, but it includes things that are there in real life. Such as curse words, racial comments, real drama that you see everyday.
Or, even better, a rejected boy. Just real life problems, and how they get through them. It doesn't have to end happily. I mean, it's your book. You can make the main character die of cancer, and say they didn't regret much in life, and I'd still like it. As long as it helps some people, you kow?
well i was reading a special JB edition of a magazine and it had like a 'real deal or fake fact' section. and one of the things were do demi and joe kiss in camp rock? and it said it was a real deal. now i know they didnt kiss. ive watched the movie 4 times. and i havent seen them kiss.
so does anyone know whats up?
I agree, magazines are really fake, but they did kiss.
They just didn't put it in the movie for some reason.
If a girl is recieving oral sex, what would be considerd bad smelling for a vagina? Should it smell like soap, or like nothing? Is it okay for it to smell like discharge? Can it smell like sweat? Should you use personal wipes before sex to freshen up or should can it be like natural, when you wake up in the morning? Is it okay to be hairy too? I know its a lot, but thanks!
Honestly, it's all a matter of opinion. Most guys like it clean, and some don't mind it hairy. But, even so, you should cleaning yourself down there everyday, so it SHOULD just be clean smelling. A bit of sweat is no problem.
ok 15/f..if that helps. im not a slut ((for lack of a better word)) right now, but i kinda want to have a slut reputation. I know that sounds totally bad but I kind of do. I don't mind being called a slut or being known as one either, is that bad? or what?
I am snorting in laughter at the stupidness of this "question". I hope you are aware that being a slut has ALOT to do with SEX. You know, the thing that gets you pregnant, dumbass. And sure, if you want to steal your friend's boyfriends, and be a hooker at Hooters will do good too.
one of my friends ( a girl ) cheated on her boyfriend who is also my friend. she told me not to tell him but i feel like he needs to know. but i dont want her getting mad at me. what should i do? answer tonight would be great
Tell him,anyway!A bitch that cheats on her boy friend doesn't deserve any boy friend.And she doesn't have to find out anyway...just tell him to promise not to tell your friend that you told him.
if you have sex when your sick
ex cold, flu, nothing serious
will your child be deformed in any way, or is there any chance.
NO!When you get sick,it's not like your dick is sick.WTF?So the child isn't going to be deformed,unless you are feakishly ugly.
If you could desing a ring(like jewlery) for any purpose, what would it be like?
I'd make this my wedding ring:
a simple gold band with mine and my partners name on it, with our birthstones in it
How the hell are we suppose to give advice for that fucking question?'TARD
hi, i own a pair of converse hightops, but whenever i wear them, my jeans get under them, and i end up walking on them, then my jeans have random holes at the bottom, which screw the jeans up forever. how do i prevent this from happening?
Don't wear the fucking shoes anymore....DUH!
Hey.. i need help..where do i enter codes for the background and also where do i get those codes from ?
You just copy and paste the code in the "About me" section in the "Edit profile".Here is the place where I get all my layouts!
http://www.hotfreelayouts.com/layouts.php?index=myspace_layouts
I think that is the best place!
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if u ask a question on advicentaors, will people know who's profile it came from?
Yuppers!What all the people above said!People who answer the asked question can't see who asked it.....if that made sense!xDD
~beebee69~
Okay, time for another love conundrum.
So I like this girl. I have ever since I met her, you might even be able to say love at first sight.
And don't worry I didnt only fall for her looks. I got to know her and we got really close and she's just awesome. So eventually we got to a point where we were really close...like:
Holding hands
Writing love notes ect ect
Then summer comes...I live in the country she lives in the city. I barely get to see her.
I start school again and she's dating some other guy. So I was jealous...not angry at her or anything just...dissapointed.
So then...now in november I heard they broke up about 2 weeks ago. So at that point I was desperatly trying to get over her cause it was just too hard. So I was hanging out with another and thinking maybe I'm developping a crush on her.
Then today in Georaphy she writes in my binder..I see her sign her name then I look away. Then class ends and I get my binder back. In Math I open it up and read her signature.
Then I freeze. Not a panic but a stun. a flap in my binder it sayd " I (heart) you" with an acctual heart. So i'm wondering...does this mean anything? What do I do? Do I pretend I didnt find it? Do I confront her?
And now...do I keep trying to get over her? Am I overreacting? Was I really crushing on this other girl or was I desperate to get over her?
Sorry you had to read that whole thing...and asked so many question...every little advice helps!!
Dude!You tottally like this girl!And it's either she knows you like her and she's screwing with you or she really means it/But asking for advice here won't help.Go ask her yourself!
♥
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Hi beebee,
I am trying to find your email address to communicatte with you. Mine is mmformw@yahoo.com
Please drop me an email. I think you have tried to contact me via "alt"
Cheers
R
My email address is Tiner1011@verizon.net if you want to email me,and I don't think I tried to contact you.
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i have no idea where exactly to insert a tampon. stupid i know lol but help? ive yet to get one in cause every time i try i just end up jabbing in random places.
Your not supposed to use tampons intill your hole expands.Which is usually after you have sex....with a male.And you only have one hole to put it in so it shouldn't be hard.
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so i started to wear thongs and i can't really find any that are comfortable is there any that are comfortable and if there are which ones should i get
No there is no comfy thong.If you don't like them don't wear them.
~beebee69~
13/f
I think that I am bipolar. I'll be happy and obnoxious one moment and then the next I'll feel so depressed that i want to die. How do you know if you're bipolar? What do I do if i am? How do I tell my parents?
Being bipolar is cool to me.It's funny when you think about it.You already know your bipolar because you said you go from happy to depressed.You don't do nothing except try to stay in the same mood.And your parents really shouldn't care if you bipolar.I told my parents I'm bipolar and they just laugh it off and say it runs in the family.
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im really sorry, this is a disturbing question. but, what do you do when you get diarrhea at school?
WTF kind of question is that.Just go to the bathroom and drink alot of water.
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ok this is a wierd question well ok well girls yoiu know how boobs are ok well i have a little bit of breasts i mean very small amount i am 15 well you know your nipple well mine has not grown yet you know how girls have a big nipple the part that is pinker then the rest well mine hasn't gotten big yet what is going on i am 15
Girl your just flat chested....like my grandma(lol)Well its not like your supposed to look the same as every other girl,I have C 36 breast that are really shaped perfectly but I have a fuuny looking nipple(lol)I don't really know how to describe it so I won't.I sometimes wish they were smallerr though...so just be happy with what you got.
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This is long, so I'm sorry for that. With that being said, let me tell you the story.
So, about 2.5 - 3 weeks ago, I met this guy. His name is Matt, and he's really sweet. He's 18. Well, I'm 15. Anyways, we slept over at my friend's house across the street, and we cuddled all night, and even slept in the same bed with each other. There was no sex included, I'm a virgin, and I wish to wait til it's with someone I love. Well, it was nice, and he said he liked me. We kissed, and I liked him too. So, since then we've been talking on the phone everyday, and recently hung out at the mall the other day. Things were weird, but he kissed me there too. Then, a few days after we hung out, his ex girlfriend Jamie messages me on MySpace asking if I had done anything with him, so I asked if they were together, and she said "Sorta." Well, I didn't know who to believe about the situation, so I asked my friend Joey, who is Matt's best friend. Joey told me she was lying. Then I later found out that her & Matt were back together. I was really upset because he said he was thinking about asking me out, and he thought I was pretty, and he liked me. Well, during the time that we talked, he'd blow me off, and lie to me. It made me mad, but I figured "What the hell, you're not his girlfriend, don't let it bother you so much." The only reaosn we didn't end up together was because he said he didn't want a girlfriend. Which is retarded, because he's now back with his ex. I don't get why they're together because if it didn't work the first time, it's not gonna work this time either.
Anyways, after they started going out, I threw my fits of cries/screams. And then I went for a walk while talking on the phone with one of my friends, because he knows how to calm me down & make me feel better. Well, I got home from my walk, and I found out that Matt only liked me because I had a nice ass & he thought he could get into my pants easily. And he said my chest was the size of Hong Kong. So, he pretty much used me for sex, since he wasn't getting any from Jamie, since they were not together.
Well, he's coming over to my friend's house today, and I'll be over there, and I'm just wondering what I should do? I have this gut feeling that he's gonna look at me, and that I'm gonna cry, and my feelings are never wrong. I know he probably isn't worth my time, but for someone who's hurt me so much, I really really like him.
So, my question is, should I back off & give him space to be with his girlfriend, or do I get to know him better & see what happens. Is he even worth my time? I really need to know, because I won't be able to do anything before I know.
Thanks for your time! ♥
Do none of them!If a guy said he just liked me so he could get in my pants i'd kick his ass.I wouldn't really say back off just give him the cold shoulder.
~beebee69~
My girlfriend of 10 months recently broke up with me because of the way I treated her. She is already messing around with someone else. We were madly in love. How do I get her back?
If shes already messing around with someone else cuz then just forget her and get a diffrent girlfriend.If she gets a diffrent person right away then she didnt really love you the way you loved her.Try getting a online relationship,thats always fun.Hook me up sometime if you wanna talk.=)
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okay well all of a sudden my boyfriend pocked me in the stomach n he was like chicken n im like wat the heck so please tell me what it is and how to play thanks
Actually we play chicken in the water.You play it with four people,usually two boys and two girls.The girls gets on the boys shoulders and the girls grab eachothers hands and starts pushing to make them fall off.First one to fall off loses.
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