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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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I'm a girl and I haven't shaved in my area for a really long time. Right now, I have a bush but everytime I try to shave, it hurts and the hair doesnt seem to get off. Got any tips? Thanks.

A nice bush is sexy as hell, keep it.

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