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I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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It seems to me like more and more places are having earthquakes lately and I was wondering what causes earthquakes and if there was something we could do to prevent earthquakes? Are there places more vulnerable to earthquakes anyway? :\

There are thousands of fat men living under the Earth's crust. When they get hungry, their fat asses start banging around until we feed them their lard and cake batter.

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(Rating: 1) Please at least put forth some form of effort into the questions you choose to answer before making a joke. You didn't help me at all.
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