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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

advice

I am dating a guy with a crazy ex that won't leave him or me alone and i need some musical therapy to cope :( any tunes that relate? much appreciated

1. Open up iPod or iTunes.
2. Find a band you like.
3. Pick a song by them that you like.
4. Turn volume to a suitable level for your ears.
5. Listen to song.
6. Feel good vibes coming from song.
7. Uninstall internet for good measure.
8. I win.

I'm not a loser or a jerk.

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(Rating: 1) you have too much free time if you can take the time out of your day to be a jerk over "advicenators". hah, you lose
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