sillyrob's advice column

You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

advice

is it possible to get a blackberry with verizon without getting the extra 30 dollars a month extra for internet? i dont really use or need internet when im away from the house.

It's called getting a regular phone you weirdo. What the fuck is the point of a Blackberry if you're NOT using the internet? That's like a deaf person asking about getting an iPod, or a cripple buying bowling shoes. Why waste the money on one of those if you're not going to use it for the primary reason you'd buy one?

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know buying one for the look of the phone was a reason that you're not an idiot.

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(Rating: 1) i asked a simple question and you gave me an asshole answer. maybe i like the phones looks and whatnot?

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