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Dear Fashionista aka turquoise,
oh my god! i just completely screwed my life over :[

So i was trying to upload photos of me and my home girls, and I was putting the memory card in the slot and it totally got stuck! like what the eff. So now I basically consider my life is over. IM SO SAD! I dont even know what to do. Like honestly. My computer is my life. Like I took a screw driver to it.. and now its life is over. I did this twice now. I got it out the first time.. then I decided to try to do the "advicenators thing" and use the golden rule of optimism. AND TRY IT AGAIN! WELL GUESS WHAT IT FRIGGIN DID TO MY LIFE. BLAM BLAM. Dead over, gone. PLEASE HELP.

Love, Pepsi

Hey Pepsi girllll,

WOW that sucks major donkey balls. And then it pukes on the donkeyballs and then sucks the puke up. THATS HOW BAD THIS IS. Uhm, well. If it were me I guess I would like hit my computer with a hammer until it came out! That makes sense....right? You could call like technical support and ask them. Holler at my boiiis in da GEEK SQUAD. YEah mami, try dat shit out. And if they call you a dumbfuck be like YO BACK YO SHIT UP. CAUSE LIKE, TALK SHIT GET HIT. FUCK DEM NATURAL BORN HATERS

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(Rating: 5) honestly, like thank you sososososo fucking much. like you really know what your saying. i hit my computer with a jack hammer and it like flew out and hit my motha in the head. my computers non responsive now but you helped me get the task done. holla at my geek squad hatas fo sho

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