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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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The icons on my computer are disappearing along with the start menu. Basically the wallpaper and the internet browser is all that's left.

I can't think of what to do.

Anyone have any suggestions?
Thanks so much!

You totally got a virus. You're gonna have to get a virus scan or reformat. Sucks to be you.

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(Rating: 3) it's not a virus, thank you for telling me absolutely nothing & that it sucks being me, arent you oh so helpful
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