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Hey, I've been a bit overwhelmed with my school schedule and work. I'm sleeping an average of 3-4 hours a night. Which really isn't that bad, but it adds up, ya know?

I was thinking about investing in cocaine. I was just wondering how you go about purchasing it. How much would it cost? Is it really addictive?

I don't want to use it all the time. I just want to take some every now and then to give me an extra boost. What would you suggest? If cocaine is no good, what are some other ways to give me energy in these sleepless days?

Cocaine isn't something you can do just once in a while. It's one of the most addicting drugs there is; even doing it just once will get you hooked on it. It will take over your life... all you'll care about is getting more, or finding the money to get more (and yes, it's very expensive). Trust me, I've seen some of my friends completely ruin their lives because of it. And they weren't "druggies" - they were just regular people who wanted to give it a try, and it wound up totally messing up everything for them. The other people have given you some good suggestions for keeping awake, but I just wanted to say - please stay away from cocaine! It's really bad!

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