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ok i had a weirdd dream. could someone decode it for me. i really dont like those websites where you put in key words. it just doesnt match up.ok in my dream it was my recent ex's party, and i was there. then i was in this room where there were pictures of people in his life hanging, and his girlfriend was in the room (and she looked like a five year old). in real life ive never seen her. well basically the picture of me and him wasnt in there. so then yeah i went back into the party, and the kid i like snuck into the party to see me. him and my ex hate each other. anyway, he pitched a tent in the middle of the party (idk!) and then my ela teacher was there. shes really strict in reall life. well she was all like "you snuck in!" and he was like "no!" and then she was like "proove it!" and he like borrowed my shampoo?! and showed her, and she was like "fine! but im keeping my eye on you" welll we were in the tent together and then all these kids were surronding us and chanting "kiss her! kiss her! kiss her!" and we kissed. and i like died inside =]. and i was like really happy. then we started making out. then i woke up. welll anyone want to decode that?

Hahah crazy dream! But okay, let's see...

The part where you're in the room with the pictures. The fact that the picture of you and him wasn't there tells you that he doesn't have feelings for you anymore; that your relationship wasn't important enough to him to hang the picture there. (Of course, that doesn't mean it's true... but somewhere in your mind you're worried that it could be, so you dreamed it, which gives you a chance to deal with how you'd feel if it were true).

His new girlfriend IS in the room, which shows that she IS very important to him (or so you believe, so you dreamed it). In real life you've never seen her, but in your dream, she looks like a little girl. That might mean that, subconciously, you think your ex might prefer a girl who's more innocent or "pure" than you are.

So you're in your ex's house, and the guy you like sneaks in; and you're worried about him being busted. That might mean you're afraid of your ex finding out that you like this guy. So you dream up someone busting him (your teacher), but she lets him stay. That could be your mind's way of telling you that you have "permission" to like this guy. The shampoo thing... hahha I have no idea!!

The kissing part... well, you've probably been thinking that you'd like to kiss this guy, so you dream it! Bummer that you had to wake up then! Haha.

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