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ok so me and my boyfriend want to have sex. im 15/f. don't tell me i'm too young or not ready, because i know i am ready. but im just really really worried about getting pregnant. he said that we could do anal sex so i would have a lesser chance of getting pregnant.. so if anybody has had an experiance with that..?? and also, he said he would wear 2 condems, would that make it safer? thanks so much

If neither you nor him knew that two condoms means they break easier, then neither of you are ready for sex. And anal sex so you have a "lesser chance of getting pregnant?" How about, since your anus is NOT connected to your girly parts, there's a 100% chance you wont. Jesus, you need to go to sex-ed or something before you think about any of this shit.

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(Rating: 4) thanks but um, do you have to be so mean about it?

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