Erinn_the_bamf's advice column

i think i am in love with this glass of water. i have been seeing it for about a month. i don't think it loves me back, though. some of it just keeps disappearing, and i think it is because of me.

tips!

5/f

Get some magic beans. Plant them three feet away from your driveway. If you don't have a driveway, go to Indiana and plant the beans three feet away from the driveway of the sixth house you see. In about 7.8947593 minutes your beanstalk should appear. You shall not climb the beanstalk. You shall go to your neighbors house and ask if you can borrow some flour. Then, dance around the magic beanstalk screaming RAPPLE SNAPPLE YOOHOO! (or any other strange nickname your friends gave to a person) three times. Then you must find a wrench and write the words "video ho" on it. Then run into the boy's locker room at your highschool while singing Journey's Don't Stop Believing. Then, and only then, will the magic beanstalk spontaneously combust and the water will love you back.

Oh wait! This is how you get that cute boy in school who constantly makes eye contact with you to like you back! Let me revise.

Since the water is disappearing, or, as I like to call it, evaporating, add some Crystal Light mix to it now while you can. Then drink it up. Mmmm tasty!

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(Rating: 5) haha thanks!! it worked! i got suspended. ugh how can they do that to a person who was hyper at 3 in the morning?!

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