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Is it hard learning to play the guitar? I hav one and i can play a few songs by ear and now i want to take lessons. And wut r some good books on leanring how to play the guitar? It would help if this came from someone with expierience...thanx...i rate high! (link)
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If you can play by ear you shouldn't need books or lessons.
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how do i tell my mom about my first kiss? (link)
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Just say your brother forced you.
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hey. well this might be confusing so i'll apologize now. in novemeber of last year my aunt got married. i hated my new uncle. i know, thats rude but its also true! i loved my aunts old boyfriend .. he was great! they were going out for 6 and a half years! he was so funny too but then they broke it off. then my aunt met this other guy who she is now married too. he's okay i guess but hes such a freak! he totally changed the relationship between me and my aunt. before they met eachother me and my aunt were best friends!!! now we cant even have a simple convorasation with out him standing there & making sure everythings appropriate.
heres a little about him:
- hes a Church freak ( i guess theres nothing wrong with that .. )
- we have to listen to religious music ( and since he wont let me listen to B96 or KissFm .. i asked if i could listen to country music and he said 'no!! if you want to listen to that sh*t .. get ur own ride!' )
- he wouldnt take me and my grandma to fannie may because he said 'Jesus didnt sacrafice his life so people could waste their money over the stupidest f*ckin things!'
- we have to pray before every meal.. even if were in public. this one time my sister started eating before we prayed and her punishment was she had to say the prayer , she couldnt eat her lunch ; and for the rest of the month she had to go to church 3 days a week.
- he treats me and my sister like were 3
- he wont get cable for the same reason he wont take us to fannie may
what should i do about it? i cant talk to my aunt about it because i know she'll get so mad. how can i learn to like him? please answer.. ill rate high for good answers!!
love,
I HATE HIM!! (link)
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Tell him unfavorable religious experiences can deal with the neglect or abandonment of the religion.
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I'd like to be an advice columnist at my high school, even though this will be my first year i have been advice columnist before and i got good review before, but who do i need to talk to to start a Secretive advice column? and how do i convince them to let me be an advice columnist? and also, what should i bring (kinda like props) to show (whoever i am showing) that i get good review from answering question previously...
please help. i rate 5 even if you only help a little but no making fun or anything like that, then i report. (link)
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Hehe, giggle. For someone willing to help other people with their problems so much you think you'd be able to find a solution for yourself.
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hi i need help im not spposted 2 date untill im like 20 !! so shud i date behind my parents bac???? (link)
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Date behind your parents blood alcohol content? Behind as in under that amount? Because I suggest you date completely sober, you never know when you will meet a date rapist or a dope fiend.
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I need good sites that tell me how to give a guy a head. Any good sites that give good ill rate 5s and ill be willing to give the guys sex if you do good
please give me good sites
ill rate you on how many sites you give me
1 site- I wont rate you
2 sites- I will rate you a 2
3 sites- i will rate you a 2+ ill make fav columnist.
4 sites- i will rate you a 3 and make fav columnist
5 sites- i will rate you a 4
6 sites- ill rate you a 4 and make fav columnist.
7- and up! ill rate you a 5 and do anything to help you like recomend you to friends make fav columnist and send GR8 feedback and ill send you a note in your inbox telling you some of the most charming things i know. (link)
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Whats so difficult about putting a penis in your mouth?
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just tell me im beutifull.. TELL ME IM BEUTIFUL DAMN IT! ill rate you 5.. lol.. i rate everyone 5 even if there mean ok im dumb and im leaving free 5! (link)
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You are continuing the corruption of the vastly corrupt rating system.
You are ugly and I feel like starting the trend of non-conformity, effectively making it conformity.
Which also makes it cliche.
Thusly I will change my answer now.
You are very plain.
Anyone copies me and i'll cut them!
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OKAY MY BIRTHDAYS IN LIKE 2 WEEKS WHAT SHOULD I ASK ILL BE 14 YEAR OLD [GIRL] ? thANKS (link)
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Ask, what is the meaning of life.
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I want to get my boyfriend a gift thing when i go on vacation but i dont know what to get him. Anyone have any suggestions... by the way im going to the southern carribean, (aruba, barbados, puerto rico, dominca) (link)
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Scurvy.
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i want to get a digital camera. Im 14 and I dont need it for taking pics. of the world or anything like that. Just of my friends, vacations etc. What number of mega pixels should i get? Anyone have a good digital camera they really like? let me know. thanks! (link)
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Buy a kodac disposable camera.
Honestly, don't piss away money on a digital camera you will get sick of.
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LATELY IVE BEEN HAVEIN PEOPLE ASK ME REALLY MEAN STUFF ABOUT MY FREIND IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN FIND OUT WHO IT IS? THANKS I RATE 5S
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Look at them and try to put a name to a face.
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Hey, I really like this guy but I don't really know him. He's going to be a senior and I'm going to be a sophmore, and yeah. This is gunna sound stupid but he is on my brother's baseball team and he always looks at me like.. in a good way soo i dont know how to take it or anything.. so yea.. (link)
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If you like someone without knowing them, that is incredibly shallow.
He could be an arrogant bastard, or worse - an aspiriing lawyer.
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does anyone know any cool teen sites? (link)
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http://www.teensex.com
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There this guy that I like and he likes me too ( we might be going out soon.. he told me he wanted to ask me an important question after I came back from vacation ) and it's just kinda been bothering me in my mind like ( cause I'm kinda preppy/girly )," What are we gonna do whenever we hang out together out in like public like the mall? He'll want to go into Hot Topic and stuff and I'll want to go into Hollister and Abercrombie..." and I feel very outta place around his friends and stuff cause they're all in black and skater clothes and I'm sitting there all in like Hollister shirts and stuff. I really want to go out with him, that's just been nagging in the back of my head for awhile now. And it's just whenever I hang out with him I have SO much fun and if we do have some stuff in common like I do like alotta punk bands and stuff and etc., I just hate how everyone out there will freak out basically ( at least at my school ) if punks are dating punks/goths or preps aren't dating jocks and preps and stuff, I mean why can't people just let people date people? =/ Please help!!
Love,
Labeled Love =/ (link)
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Those kind of labels aren't racist. A punk and a prep being together isn't interracial love. If one of them is black and the other is white, then it is.
First of all - if you are hanging out, why in the hell are you shopping? You guys could be going to a movie, drinking bacardi, having sex or many other things. Why shopping? You wear ambercrombie, he wears psuedo-punk bullshit. Does that make you different? NO, it makes you both retarded. Just because you pay an excessive amount for cheaply made clothes by third world factory workers and because he doesn't realize that by trying to be "punk" by buying way overpriced clothes at hot topic that are basically breaking the stereotype of a punk that he is trying to fill - that doesn't make you different. That actually makes you are lot more alike than you think.
-You are both buying into moronic cliques
-You are both paying way too much money to try and represent a moronic image
You think you don't fit in because of the clothes you wear, that is terribly ignorant. "I wear hollister and ambercrombie and stuff and they are all in black skater clothes, we are soooooooooooooooo different"
You are just as bad as the people you claim are making the situation bad for you.
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Ive had this best guy friend for a while. We went out a few years ago, and it lasted fr over a year, things got rocky, and we're still very good friends.
But recently it's been obvious that theres been attraction between the two of us. We hung out the other day and one thing led to another and we got to the point of almost having sex. I stopped it and went home. Tomorrow we are hanging out together again, and i know the same is going to happen. The thing is, i REALLY want to have sex with him because we had such a great relationship, but it just feels funny.
Would it be be wrong and "slutty" of me to do so? (link)
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Yes.
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im fat and its hard to lose wieght and i want to be poul,ar how can i be?
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Okay, this is long so I want you to write this down...
*Start Copying*
Dear Satan,
I am a sad and confused child who wants nothing more than to be skinny and popular, like the aryan race! I would ask Hitler to make me superior to everyone else - except a class which is equal to myself. But regretfully Hitler is dead.
I am willing to barter with you, this will be worth your time. See, to be popular I also have to give up my soul - and you can be the owner of this soul, if you make my wishes come true. Its one pure soul of a moronic child infactuated with popularity!
Think about it - its definitely a good deal.
Signed
-Pathetic
*Stop Copying*
Send that to Satan.
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what does this mean "to all you virgins thanks for nothing" i have no clue what that means (link)
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It means the person wanted to fuck, but much like a whining step-child in toys-r-us, didn't get what they wanted.
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whats a tweaker? (link)
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Generally a person who makes involuntary actions due to an excess of sugar or drugs.
Do not call people with ticks or epilepsy tweakers, sweet god you may get a hate crime slapped on you.
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I am going to the gynecologist soon and I have a few questions:
1. I'm not sexually active, I'm just getting put on the pill for my period. But I'm almost positive I'll be sexually active 6 months to a year from now. I was wondering if I should mention that during my visit? Or just mention it during an appointment after I lose my virginity?
2. If you're not sexually active, do they prescribe to you birth control pills that arent as effective as ones given to those who ARE sexually active? Or all birth controls just as effective regardless if you're sexually active or not?
3. I am not comfortable showing my body to anyone, especially strangers (like doctors.) What is a good way to get over this feeling and feel more relaxed?
4. Is there anything I should do to prepare for my appointment? Any other tips?
Thank you for your time. (link)
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How can you plan being sexually active a year or so from now? Its supposed to be spontaneous and special - not planned.
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im sorry but this probally sounds really gross, but im 13/female and whats a good way i can *play* with my self? and fun techneqes?
(with out the purchuse of vibrators or dildos..im to young to buy them..)
thanks! (link)
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Get a noose, hang yourself with it, and then use your last seconds living to masturbate.
Best orgasm ever, guarunteed.
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