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Does suicide send you to hell? someone told me it did but i'm not sure. (link)
thats what religious people say. watch the movie What Dreams May Come and it shows another view. if youre thinking about it dont do it though.


ok i play the guitar and i need to know chords to some songs because i lost my book with all these songs in it so does anyone know like the chords and strummingn pattern to any good songs because im bored as hell with the like 10 i can play, i just keep playing them all over and over and over again so if you could help that would be great! (link)
just learn the chords C, Am, F, and G. these 4 chords are used in many songs. heres a few

OAR - That was a Crazy Game of Poker
Against Me - Shit Stroll
Against Me - Sink Florida Sink
Catch 22 - 1234 1234


I'm headed out to Las Vegas this summer, driving alone from East Lansing, Michigan. I've already got three stops (free room for the night!) planned, one in Kasnas City, KS, next to Gunnison, CO and finally Reno, NV.

Does anyone have any advice as far as road tripping tips, places to eat, stop or see along the way? I'm just looking for general tips and tricks, since I'm going to be by myself for the whole trip. Things to keep me alert and awake, which roads to take, which not to take, where construction is and that sort of thing.

Thanks in advance! (link)
the more people the better. gas gets much cheaper. you already have a free room at nights youre staying places, so i wont bother telling you to live with family. i cant think of anything else incredibly important, money is really the only issue. other than that, have fun!


do you know what "brain" is in a sexually related way? love the pink floyd bg (link)
no idea, and thanks


Ok, I'm a little over weight. Does anyone have any ideas on what to do? I try doing sit-ups and push-ups every day but sometimes I don't get to. I've tried eating healthy but it doesn't work!! help (link)
running works. a cheap way is wrap your stomach or whatever in saran wrap and make it sweat, but that isnt good for you


ok well my boy friend wants to do something today but i dont... what should i do PLEASE HELP (link)
you tell him no. what else could you do?


i like to write songs or poems, well at least try. but everytime that i do at the end they always sound really stupid. so does anyone know any like tips or tricks that i could use to maybe get some decent ideas or to make it not sound so well...corny? (link)
stay away from cliche stuff, try to be original. for poems, they dont have to rhyme, so dont stress yourself over finding something to sound good.

for songs, i just started writing my own lyrics, and an easy way to get ideas is to look through the newspaper and take good articles and write about them. use metaphors and similies for comparisons instead of just boring words and saying them straight out, it makes the lyrics deeper sounding.


my family doesnt pay attention to me at all... its all about my perfect sisters... i used to wear one of my sisters clothes (bc i dont have any) and my mom was gonna buy me some clothes but she gave the money to my sister bc i ruined my sisters clothes and like my parents dont do crap for me im not tryin to be selfish but what should i do?

sorry for the writing I RATE 5'S! (link)
ok. since your family doesnt pay attention to you, find some cool friends to hang out with, you can always depend on them. if your parents dont do stuff for you, dont do stuff for them, thats not how a family is supposed to work.


I'm a song-writer, guitarist, and vocalist in a Christian band, and I want some help getting subject matter for some songs, we really need something new and I'm running out of any good ideas. Anybody got anything that would be worth singing about in a southern-rock/acoustic style of music?

+_=_RoadkillSalad_=_+ (link)
7 deadly sins is always a cool topic. if youre talking about the guitar parts, finger picking makes things sound really good. that or cover freebird by lynyrd skynyrd.


hey guyz i really need help! ok april fools is coming up and me and my best friend want to do something to our boyfriends but we dont know what to do! please help us....april fools is tommorow!thanks (link)
put clear saran wrap or something under the toilet seat and have precious bodily fluids bounce back.

put toothpaste between oreos

super glue stuff to stuff you dont want to be super glued to.

ill post more if i think of stuff, those are things that are funny and can be forgiven.


My friend really likes this girl and he is to scared to ask her and a keep bugging him what things should i say to him to maybe help him out (my friend is such a wimp) (link)
ask her for him, or make him ask her and hang out next to him for support.


well i want to go and laser hair removal and i was wonderin how old do you have to be? i am 14 but my mom will be taken me. how much does it cost? i want to go and get and get hair removed under my chin. how often do have to go and get it done? plz and thank u! (link)
probably 18 to do it without your parents permission, but why dont you just shave until then?


OMG I soo totally Love hard rock!..my favorite band in the whole world is Dirturbed and I love every one of their songs and i know the words to all of them and i listen to them 24/7...but i am a christian i like other music too but hard rocks my favorite....is listening to it a sin?? and do they worship the devil??? thnx for any help (link)
dont know if they worship the devil, its doubtful, but its not a sin to listen to hard rock.


Ok I use Limewire and whenever I try to download certain songs (Mockingbird for example, it says file was corrupted) no matter how many different ones I try to download. Does this happen to anyone else and what can I do about it? I love that song. (link)
ive never had that happen frequently, i can always download a different file and it will work. maybe try reinstalling limewire?


one group of my friends drink a lot and i dont really care that much about it. im not against it or anything. my only concern is that i know sometime i will be involved in a situation where i will be asked if i want a drink... the thing is, i have never drank before, i don't want to say no, but i don't want to get the reputation that i always do that stuff. whats your advice?

oooOOhhH PeeER PreSSuuure... lol (link)
if you want to, just do it, if not dont. my friends dont find it a big deal when i rarely drink, and its never a lot. its not like its a bad thing if you dont, just do what you think is best.


Im 15 and still havent.."madeout" w/ a guy..is that bad? (link)
nah, whenever youre ready is cool, and if you feel weird about it im sure you can find a guy that wants to


I have this "friend"that talks behind my back!!! she even said she hated me, to my other friend!!!I don't know what i did?!! When i try to talk to her all she does is say "i don't need advise I'm not rude so shutup!!!" I think she is also a show off to impress me and my best friend!! How can i solve this?!!! (link)
she sounds like a bitch, just leave her alone, you have better friends then that


theres this girl i dont just have a crush on ive nown her since well (for americans kindergarten)
(for uk reception) and i love her with all my heart she has a bf but i lov her so much i dont know what to do she gave me my first kiss and she has always been there for me but she met this guy i dont know what to do ive nearly told her i love her but chickened out help me please

ill rate huge

despratley needing help
sam (link)
youre close friends right? keep it that way, nothing more or less, a relationship could mess things up. and if you love her tell her, just say it in a friendly way


Ok heres the problem, i LOVE to sing, i can sing very well too. The problem is i can't preform in front of people! I am way to nervous. I can't even sing infront of my family. Its just to nerve -racking. My family says i should go out for singing lessons because sometimes they hear me but im to nervous to go out. When i get older i really wanna try out for american idol, ya it sounds stupid but i do. Its just im to nervous in front of people! Does anyone have any tips to get un-nervous, or any advice for me to go out?
- Shy Singer - (link)
look at the back at the room, not individual people. or, you could get people who support you and give you confidence and get them in the audience and look at them to cheer you up. the only way you can over come your fear of singing in crowds is to just do it


Okay, so! I'm 15/female and I met this guy last week and he seems pretty cool. He likes me and all, and I like him too. It's just that, I dont like him like boyfriend/girlfriend. He's a great person and all, and I'd be happy with being friends but other than that, I'm confused. See.. I'm not hott or anything, I'm average, but he sees me as beautiful. And I desperatley want a boyfriend because I havent had one in over a year and I'm getting lonely. But I dont want to go out with this guy for the wrong reasons. Should I go out with him once and see what happens or what? (link)
friends should stay friends and be nothing more, because one of you would fuck it up and not be friends at all. if you go out with him and dont like it just tell him that and he should agree with you because youre friends




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