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i am 5'1, thin but not anoreic, but i have 32-DD, sometimes there E's it depends on the bra.
unlike most women i dont like having big breast.
i have no back pain but they just dont fit me. i cant wear tankt ops and i am so embaressed to wear a bikini. there oversized and i dont know where to get the confidence to floant them and ultimetly wear a bikini.
i know people pay for my breast but im just so uncomfortable in them and they make me feel so top heavy.

and i hate BRA bikinis there so grandma like and not me at all. i dotn know how to even shop for my breast/figure.

I'm not sure what the question is. All I can suggest is shopping for bras at Lane Bryant. My girlfriend has 42DDDs so she pretty much has to shop there for a comfortable fit.

I can't tell you to love your breasts. It's not like I know what it's like to have to carry them around all day. But I can say that I love short chicks with a large chest, so I'd probably find you irresistable. Is that a good incentive?

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... yet again.

What, no forum thread update to commemorate the occasion?

Reject this, since I don't have a question.

Oh, yeah I do, who is this "Kurt Angle" of which you speak anyway?!?!? Joking.

I reject nothing! If I made a forum thread for everytime the site decided I was better than everyone else, I'd be kicked off the forums.

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Well if it is 2010, and we have been using a 24-Hour clock. Over time, are we losing accuracy in the date? A day is actually 23 hours & 56 minutes. 1440 minutes in a day, BUT, after a year we are off by 1 day and 20 minutes, and every leap year wouldn't make it up. So aren't we off by maybe a few years?

Not like it matters, time is a man-made concept anyway. Our Gregorian calendar has a leap year every 4 years, unless the year is divisible by 100, in which we suspend the leap year rule. That is, unless the year is divisible by 400, in which case we suspend the suspension. That is, unless the year is divisible by 4000, in which case we suspend the suspension of the suspension of the rule.

Math is hard! We're clearly all gonna die in 2012 anyway.

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Hi... this may sound really lame but I need some advice. Background:
I am a junior in HS
Overweight
Unhappy w/ my life
I just want to be my old self.. I don't wanna be the big girl anymore.. I have tried dieting but I give up with the lacking results.

I have considered skipping breakfest and lunch and only eating supper. One meal. But then again I thought that's crazy I shouldn't have to starve myself to get results... but i would just like some imput... what to do once you have had a bad day.. motivation anything.. I don't wanna hit "rock bottom " I just wanna be happy again

16/f
C.D.

People who are serious about weight loss do not start out by skipping meals. They instead portion out their meals and spread them throughout the day. Skipping meals kills your metabolism. Eating 5 meals a day keeps it running full power all day. Some people even make it 8 tiny meals a day.

Restrict what you eat. Portion it out throughout the day. Drink lots of water inbetween. Pass on sodas and other sugary drinks. Diet drinks aren't any better than regular drinks. Just because they have less calories, doesn't mean they're better because aspartame is the devil. Try and get a little exercise each day.

Personally, I only allow myself to eat a certain amount, and I decide on it before I start eating. I keep a big jug of water at work, and only drink it, ignoring the fountain we have full of bad choices. I make sure to do something that can be considered exercise each day. Either my gilfriend and I take our dogs to walk around the track at the park, or I go to the gym, or I play DDR, or SOMETHING. I can't go to bed comfortably knowing I didn't do anything to better my body that day.

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What the hell ever happend to good old rock and roll .its all hiphop teckno and rest of the other crap that today is called music .to me it sounds like sh**!!! But I guess that's my opinion .everybody I know don't listen to what I do .so I have nothing in common with them .they call my stuck in the 90s .but there's no way I could like what people listin to today because to me it sucks can't even begin to understand what the hell they are saying but it s all about gangs crack and the hood or getto .sorry not my lifestyle I guss I'm. Better than that I have better expectations of myself .anyways am I the only one that feels this way let me know and for thoughs of you that hiphop well ????

I've never liked anything that plays on the top 40 radio stations. I used to listen to Launchcast radio, but it's no longer free. Now I listen to last.fm off my 360 when I'm at home. It'll typically only play what I want it to, and it's getting smarter and smarter everytime I tell it to cut the bullshit. Launchcast would play shit like Lady Gaga because "other listeners enjoyed this artist." Launchcast, I could care less what your other users listen to. Last.fm isn't so bold. It sticks to my old school metal and stand up comedians.

When I'm not at home, my phone has an FM transmitter. I can start playing my mp3s and set the phone next to the radio and it will play my music. All I have to do is tune my phone and the radio to an otherwise dead air station; I use 88.9. You can buy a cheap transmitter for $10 in the automotive department at Wal-Mart, and suddenly any radio now plays your stuff. I tend to listen to that more than any station in this town. I'll only listen to the rock station if certain DJs are playing, cause a couple of those assholes will play stuff like Nickelback and I want to punch the speaker so hard Chad Kroeger feels it.

And in closing, most of my mp3 collection is stuff that came out anywhere between the mid 80's to late 90's. With the exception of new stuff from older bands like Muse, few things I have are less than 5 years old.

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I feel like my vagina is ugly.
when my legs are together my inner labia sticks out of my vagina lips, is that abnormal ? why does it do that ? how do i make it go away ?

All vaginas are ugly. It's true. Why else would most strip clubs focus on topless women and not bother with full nudity? Men want to see the backside of the bottom half, but the crotch is a little scary.

Besides, sounds like that makes your clit easier to find, which will help many a clueless boy.

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I am in the marching band at my school. So, this question is to anyone who participates in Senior High marching band that competes in cavalcades. The school that I go to is a school that has high expectations for everything, including the marching band. I just want to know for other people who are in marching band, what is your band camp like? I heard some bands actually go to a summer camp and practice band there and sleep there all summer as a band, to bond. I heard other schools do two a days. My school does every week day for five hours. 8 am to 1 pm.

Tell me about your band camp, I'm really interested to know how other schools get so perfect! Thanks!

Oh, high school band. That feels like it was a thousand years ago.

Mine was similar to yours, though I think it was 10 to 3 or 4. It was at the school, in the student parking lot, so we didn't go anywhere. It was a 5A school too, so a decent size. We got the highest ranking in UIL and the drumline I was a part of did very well in our individual competitions.

It's not all like you see or hear about in American Pie. Most schools typically don't do out-of-town or overnight trips. These are high school kids, they'll sneak out and get pregnant.

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i use to have a website at geocities.com, but apparently that site closed down, does anyone know what website allows free hosting?

www.angelfire.com

They apparently merged with lycos, another similar web host, but I have a couple sites with them and they've always been good to me.

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Hey guys, I'm a 19 year old female and my boyfriend is 21. We have been together for four year in September.. Everyone around us is getting engaged and we have been together longer than anyone of them. I dont know if im jealous or worried. I have said to him I want to be engaged, he said no. It makes me feel like he doesnt love me that much to marry me. He says he wants to marry me but wants to wait. I want a big wedding, huge dress ect.. I understand to wait for the wedding, but why cant we be engaged? He says he wants to be able to buy me a huge ring and make sure its beautiful, but I dont want/need that right now, just a small right so show hes mine.. Because of this I have decided to go away to school in the fall. Maybe to test to see if he is my "one" or just to clear my head and enjoy being 19.. Im not sure. What are your intakes of this? Am i right to feel "not loved" or do you all agree with him?

I'm 23, as is my girlfriend. We've been together since we were 17, and we are not engaged. We too have experienced our friends getting married even when they have not been together as long.

We've also witnessed these same friends getting divorced.

I know an engagement is not the same thing, but there is no reason for you to be engaged at 19, regardless of how long you've been together. My advice is to just keep on keepin on. You know you love him, he knows he loves you. You don't need a ring to prove that to each other or anyone else.

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is it legal to put a paper advertisment for your business in someones mailbox? im starting a lawn care business and want to put flyers in some mail boxes..is that legal? i live in pennsylvania.

When I worked for a rent-to-own place, one of our (really dumb) delivery guys was sent out to deliver advertisement flyers. We're supposed to hang them on doorknobs. That's what the hole in the plastic is for. Instead, he put them in mailboxes. Our GM got a nasty call from the Postmaster General's office. Turns out it's a federal offense. So no, it's not legal in any state.

You're better off closing paper ads between their front door and screen door, making door hangers, or simply knocking on the door and doing it face to face. Hell, when I haven't mowed, I have several people a week knock and ask if they can mow my lawn.

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I created an eBay account like a year ago and I only used it twice near Christmas. I don't really use it anymore & have no intention on using it again and I just want to get rid of it and delete the username (like remove it from the site). I cannot figure out how to delete it though. I looked through the site but I probably missed it because there is a whole lot of information crammed in. Can anybody just tell me step-by-step how do delete my ebay account? ThanX

http://cgi1.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?CloseAccount

If that link doesn't take you directly to it, log in, go to help and type in "delete account" in the search bar. The first result brought me to the page where I could request my account to close.

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how to commit quik suiside?

Fall on a chainsaw.

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In your opinion, what is crossing the line between student and teacher? Without being sexual.

Thank you.

Really, any non-school related time spent together could be taken as past the line. A student going to a teacher's house alone, or meeting up somewhere for coffee are good examples of what wouldn't be seen as positive by anyone outside of it. If a teacher invites several students over for dinner as a reward for good grades, that's one thing. But if only one student is invited, it's suspicious.

My girlfriend just became a teacher, and from what I understand there are new threats forming, mostly in the form of Facebook. Many teachers have distinct policies to not add their students as friends. Some only add students who have graduated. Some add each and every one of them. My girlfriend has already discovered you'll find out things about your students you didn't want to know, especially when it comes to drug use and underage drinking. On the flip side, the students can find things out about you that they don't need to know.

Many prospective employers nowadays will find applicants on social networking sites as another way of screening them. If a teacher is looking for a job, and the new school sees them as friends with many former or current students who are clearly much younger, they may see that as unacceptable.

The line is thin and hard to see, and its place is up for interpretation by any party. Teachers may seem to be giving their students the cold shoulder socially, when they may very well be just covering their ass.

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There are many Free & Paid File converters Sites are available on net. But I m confuse to choose one of them. does any one tell me about them and their services.

You didn't specify what you've converting, but I use the Switch Sound File Converter, available at http://www.nch.com.au/switch/index.html

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ok this might be long.My (ex)boyfriend broke up with me a few days ago.The day after he broke up with me he started dating my cousin! He has done confessed that they had sex before he broke up with me. The bad thing is...even though he does these stuff, i still love him. He told me that i should keep everything he gave me.He gave me a hoodie and said the person he will always love will have his hoodie. He gave to me to me a week ago and just a few min ago he told me to keep it even though he is dating jennifer , he will still love me. I have been crying my eyes bout this ever since this happen. I know you guys are thinking hes awful right know but i need help. Can you help me win him back? What can i say to him so that he will want me again?

He's fucking your cousin. He was previously fucking your cousin while you were still dating. He does not love you, and didn't love you when he gave you his hoodie. It was complete bullshit, and I know because I've thrown out that line too. He wants you to keep it so that when his cousin won't let him fuck her anymore, he can go back to you so he doesn't have to be alone. Any man who truly loves a woman does not keep any strings attached to any other woman that can be used as a sort of back-up plan should things go awry. If I were to become suddenly single tomorrow, I don't have a potential female friend I could date, in any capacity, nor do I have a number in my phone for a booty call. There's a reason for that.

Give him his hoodie back and tell him to fuck off. You'll be all the better for it.

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does anyone know how i can crop a song without having to download some sort of softwere?

No, because that's what audio editing software is for. Download Audacity, it's completely free and reliable, and easy to use. If you're on a friend's computer or have some other reason why you can't download, you're out of luck.

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i want to help unfortunate girls to get horny by email.

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don't you have a seat over there?

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How do you know how big a guy dick is without seein his dick

Ask him how big he is. Subtract 6 inches from what he tells you. That's how big it is.

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mi name is sisa

A nickname is something other people give you, not something you come up for yourself. It's typically based off of your name or personality, given to you by a friend or family member. We don't know you. Ask a friend.

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I've had my boy cat for 2 years now. He's great but I got this new job where I'm away from the house like all day long. I don't want him to get lonely because he's a really social cat and so I thought of getting him a friend at the shelter here.

I went to the shelter but they only have male cats right now because it isn't a very big place. They were encouraging me to get one so that they could open up a spot for another animal but I just don't know because they're males too.

I heard that if you put two males together that they will fight and end up hurt or one will even kill the other one. I don't know if that's true because I don't know much about cats, to be honest. I couldn't take my cat right now getting hurt because he's been with me for so long it feels like.

Can you have two male cats together though? I mean, did I get wrong information about it? I'm hoping so because I really want to get a second cat. Two cats at the shelter were SO sweet and I'd love to take one of them home if he could get along with my boy cat. What do you think?

Two cats of the same sex can indeed fight for dominance, males moreso than females. More often than fighting, they mark their territory with urine. After a few scuffles and some pissed-on furniture, they'll decide who gets what and leave each other alone. The length of time this takes and amount of damage done will depend on how dominant your cats are and how bad they want to be alpha cat. If you end up with two submissive cats, they may not fight at all.

It'll be tough going at first, but they'll get over it.

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