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Hey guys im Michelle!! Some people think im annoying, some people think im crazy.. but who knows im just ME!! I bite my nails, i know its a habbit i have to stop. I love getting my nails done, its my obsession. My goal in life is to become famous, but who doesnt wanna be? Im mean to people if they're mean to me first, otherwise whats the reason to be mean to someone? I dont understand life.. although it can be fun sometimes. I love the color pink, and when i say that people automatically think im a girly girl. I love to dance and sing, although i dont see myself doing it when i get older..

advice

ok ive had this boyfriend for almost 2 years. he is such a sweetie and i love him so much! but the thing is he never gets me a presant for my birthday. last year i was with hm on my b-day and he didnt even say happy birthday! i no this may sound greedy but hey girls love presants you know? so can somone help me i no this sounds dumb but what can i do?

*presents
anyway.. do you give him presents for him birthday? remind him next time be like ITS MY BDAY TOM!! YAYAY or somthing you know? Or in a joking way be like thanx for my present LOLOLOL..
♥ Michelle

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does the & hearts ; ( ♥ ) thing work on xanga?

ya!!
♥ Michelle

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is there any way i can make my boobs grow a little bit faster or bigger ?

have a LOT of milk!!
♥ Michelle

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well im 13 years old and weigh bout 108 pounds. im not overweight or anything but i wanted to get down to 105. is there anything i culd do to lose those 3 pounds? {other then the obvious excercise and dont eat junk food} thnx.

Well, the only thing is watch out for your diet dont eat greasy or oily foods and in the summer go to the gym and take dance classes swim and dont eat as much junk food as usual. i know i am not help at all cuz you know this already.. but it truly helps and you will get good results!!
♥ MIchelle

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i am a 12 year old girl with naturally dark brown hair, at the time though i have blonde and orangish highlights. i don't have really pale skin but it's paler than most people's. i have a lot of freckles, and brown eyes. what kind of makeup would look best on me? and what color do you think?
(by the way i share this name with one of my friends so if you saw my other post where it says i have blonde hair.. that's her.)

well you are too young for makeup but anyway.. if i were you i would just put cover up, mascara and eye liner on.. and just some gloss
♥ MIchelle

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can some one give me step - by - step how to do those cute little hearts i know its &hearts but it never works

hey okay..
1. type &hearts but DO NOT FORGET the ; so it should be
& hearts ;
without spaces!!
♥ MIchelle

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I need a new word to substitute for "amazing" because I use that wayyy too much. Any ideas?

outstanding, astonishing, astounding, remarkable, breath taking, marvalous, incredible, wonderful!!
im not helpful.. hope i helped ((PS I CANT SPELL))
♥ MIchelle

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PROM HELP! I NEED A WEB SITE FOR PROM HAIR OR ANY TYPE OF CUTE HAIR DO!please help me i rate 5s for any1! any web sites!?

Hey this is a great website.. if you dont like it i have another one too..
http://www.promspot.com/
♥ Michelle

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well i have a best friend you can call her marie. we went walking one day and she is young but,her x saw her and walked with us they started flirting i dont mind that but then he told us he was going to show us his old hang out it was a old shed he started telling her to give him a lap dance and she did well then i walked off because i got scared she would go to far i did not know what to do .so i went back 2 the shed and they were laying by an old boat with her shirt off.i had a cell phone with me so did she i tryed to call her and tell her i was going to leave her but he took her phone out of her pocket.the only good thing was he brought protection.
also she almost did it with her boy friend to night.please tell me something i can tell her or,should i tell an adult??

Well i think you should talk it out with her.. telling an adult would make matters worse.. and they w*ouldnt do anything. Tell her this isnt really appropriate even though it isnt my buisness i just want to protect you and look out for you.. if she gets offended then give it time and she will have to learn it the harder way
♥ Michelle

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I think i'm in love with my friends sister, shes nine months older than me, and I just have been crazy about her for months! I want to be around her all the time, but the thing is there is no way that she could feel anything other than an okay friendship towards me, Its really frustrating... Any suggestions on trying to get her to like me back?

Talk to her more, make sure she knows that you like you and flirt with her.. comment her.. be yourself no one likes someone fake..
♥ Michelle

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does anyone know how to make a groovy my space layout?!?!? 5's for anyone!!!

you can go to Pimpmymyspace.com
♥ MIchelle

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Hi my name is jess i like this kid named Egore and i think he likes me to but the onl problem is that hes black i dont mean to sound mean but my dad says i cant date black people i mean i really like him but i dont want to disrespect him ehat shoul i do.

Well, you guys can be really close frineds or somthing. I wouldnt go behind your dads back and do somthing that isnt okay with him. Just be really close friends :)
♥ Michelle

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what if you have like bumps on you lower part of your puzzy what does that mean?

i would go see the doctor this isnt normal ((no offence)) unless you shaved the wrong way or somthing? Sorry
hope i helped
♥ MIchelle

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My friend and I think these 2 teachers in my school are going out. I really think they are going out. They show all the signs but I dont really know? I try to find out .. but are there any ways that they are expressing their love secretly that I am not seeing. I knwo you are probably like just mind your own buisness but this is really important and its a long story. I justt need help i rate high !! thanks soo much

There is the same thing at my school too.. Lol well, we ended up finding out that they were going out because they were always flirty called eachother in between class, made fun of eachother, talked about eachother none stop. You get the idea?
♥ MIchelle

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I have these two guys who really likes me. One of them i met through a friend of mine who she still liked, but he started to like me and this other friens that I have. We have kind of been fighting over him. Then this other one that i have known since my freshman year in high school and his junior year. We went to the same school together and everything. We would always flirt a lot and we did talk about dateing. Then we decided that it would be better that we should just stay friends. Well, he calls the first friend that i mentioned and she mentioned that i was there. so we started talking, and old feelings came back. the friend is mad at me because she feels that i took both of the guys away from her, but for now, we have "talked" everything out. so i really am not all that worried about her, although if we do have a run in, i will listen t her and hopefully we can work things out. but the whole problem is, the second guy is in the navy and has at least another three years there and only can come back home when he has vacation or the holidays. he has this other girl that he is talking to, but i dont know if it will last between them or not if they do end up going out. he wants me to wait for him and i am really stuck on both of these guys. should i just wait for him to come back for all of this and wait it out, just to see if it is true love when he is ready, or should i just try and get the other guy back from the second friend that i mentioned becuase they really aren't dateing either? should i wait or should i let it go?

If i were you:

I would wait.. and during that time get wuith the other guy.. and just see how things go.. when the other guy comes back.. go out with him and if its love its love. If he still likes you when he comes back then go out if not you got the other guy LOLOLOL
♥ Michelle

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15/f. Okay, I like this guy, and there's been signs that he likes me too, but I'm not so sure. I met him through one of my friends one day when he picked her up from school, and she asked if I wanted a ride home. (She has a boyfriend who is his friend, so they don't go out or anything)

Well, he asked me a question and after I told him my answer he said "You're my type of girl." and not only that, he kept glancing at me in the mirror. Then one weekend in March my friend invited me to spend the night with her, and of course, he also goes to her house after he gets off work. Well, my friend decided to go to Dairy Queen, then later on the dance our school was having that night. He was flirting with me all that night pretty much, and when we were in the car he was holding my hand. Not only that, he would pinch my butt and just look at me for no reason. So yeah, I figured he liked me, lol. I didn't see him for about a month and when we were around each other he was still flirting and stuff, and everytime he leaves my friends house he gives me a hug. (One more thing, lol. One time I was there we were laying on the couch together and he had his arm around me) He also got my AIM screename and we talk from time to time, and he usually makes dirty jokes and stuff. Anyways, I saw him again this week and he was acting different around me. He wasn't so flirty as usual, but he still gave me a hug and held my hand. So I was trying to get this from another person's perspective. Do you think he likes me? He used to act like he did, but not so much anymore. So I was just trying to figure out if he still did or what. Thanks. =)

From my perspective:

He likes you, but since he hasnt seen you in a while things might have changed, he might have a gf now or somthing.. i think he still likes you but he wants you to show him that you like him now.. i might be a little confusing.. but w.e lol. Talk to him more.. be flirty.. be yourselff.. he will see that you like him and then.. ya.. lol
♥ Michelle

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13-f.. My older sister is now 17 and she was aneraxic for a few years and was in and out of the hospital. Shes been out of the hospital for a while now but im still really worried about her because shes starting to get skinnier but very slowly im not sure if its from doing track or not but shes been watching what shes been eating again and sometimes i find it annoying. We never had a good sisterly relationship. We used to fight alot and sometimes she would hit me and swear at me, but i understood why she did it because she was really depressed and didnt like the way she looked.( Even tho she wasnt fat at all and she was beautiful). I'm not sure how to stop worrying can i have a lil bit of advice???

Xox D.

Hey,
Well, if there is a school counsler that you might be able to talk to, that might help you get it off your mind. Talk to your sister about it, even though you dont have a 'sisterly' relationship, why cant you start one now. If she doesnt listen, there are these types of bars you can buy i think and tell her these bars will make you 'skinnier' but really make you gain weight.. i will ask my teacher or nurse and get back to you on that one. BUt if she doesnt want to talk to you i think you should hang with friends and talk to someone about it to get it off your mind!! im always here.. qtmichelle26 is my sn!!
♥ MIchelle

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is there a good home remidie or product to get rid of blackheads ???

Hey well in health, they told us that if you put a hot wash cloth on your face and reaply hot water on it everytime it gets cold, the black heads should go away faster whatever you do donot!! i repeat DO NOT pop theM!!!! it will only make it worse!!
HOPE I HELPED!!
x♥x♥ Michelle

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I am 11, and I'd like to know what the right way is the right way to ask out a girl without sounding too old or corny? Like what are you supposed to say?

Hey,
Arent you a little young? w.e you just say "___ you know i like you and shit.. i just wanted to know if you would go out with me?" or im me.. qtmichelle26 or xogucci babii and ill help you :)
♥ Michelle

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A teacher randomly handed out 4 math books to four children in the class. The names of the students were inside the book.
a.)what is the probability that each child got his/her/ own book?
b.) what is the probability that no child got his or her book?

How do i solve this? and what are the answers?

a.)1/4
b.)3/4
GOOD LUCK!
x♥x♥ Michelle

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