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i give up... you ppl asking quesitons.... its stupid... yur questions r so simple.... and just not needed... sex.... does she/he like me?.... shold i do this?.... its up to you! its yur life! live it and make up yur mind, u sholdn't have others living it for you... i dont think i'll back back soon... not at least to answer a question.....

To see you when I wake up
Is a gift I didn't think could be real.
To know that you feel the same as I do
Is a three-fold, Utopian dream.
You do something to me that I can't explain.
So would I be out of line if I said,
"I miss you"?

I see your picture,
I smell your skin on
The empty pillow next to mine.
You have only been gone ten days,
But already I'm wasting away.
I know I'll see you again
Whether far or soon.
But I need you to know that I care,
And I miss you.


i miss you shelby..... i made that last one for you.... i wanna come back..... cherish the times we had cause you neva no if we'll be lucky enough to re-live them.... i love you.....
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I started dating this guy when I was fifteen who was eighteen. He and I were together for a year and two months....partially because I ran away with him for five of them. Well, this last December I had his child and my mom and I won't let him have any part of it. But since he was eighteen, I just want to make sure that in two years when I'm eighteen he can't try to fight for custody. Would he have any rights over my son?
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First off its illegal, if your eighteen or older, to have sex with anyone under the age of 18. so first, thats a bad move, and second yes he can because you will both be consiered adults and he has all the same rights over your son as you do. and i hate to say it but yes he can take custody of your son. chances are he wont thought becuase he had sex with you when you were 15 so he would go to jail, lol. so i have a very good feeling that you'll be able to keep your son. but he does have the right to see him. i hope all goes well.


My dog barks at the slightest movement or sound. He chases my four cats around and when hes on a walk he chases cars. He is a Border Collie, so it is natural for him to try to herd things. He is so out of control sometimes that he will see the neighbor dogs from the inside window and will throw himself at the window, barking like a maniac. What do you suggest I do? (link)
the best thing to do is to get him trained. it might be worse work cause then you would get sum peace a quite. i dont know of any people or places that can help you with that. hope you can get him to be quite.


Well, I am a sports freak, but I have started to get out and try new things. I tried color/winter guard, but when my grandfather passed away, I got behind and couldnt catch because I couldnt get anyone to teach me the things that I had missed. So now I am the manager of the track team and I love it... except for one thing. When Im at practice the coach is late, I try and tell them what they should be doing and stuff until the coach gets there. Then one of the girls tried to tell me off and say that you cant have practice unless the coach was there and one of the guys was telling me that he had been there longer and that "we strech as a team", but the rest of the team except maybe two or three, including him, were running. If they strech as a team, shouldnt they run as a team? So, how do I get them to respect me and not be smart ellic to me when I tell something to do, both in a nice way and a mean way? I have talked to the coach about the two times they have disrespected me. (link)
ok if you want sum respect, your gonna have to get a little loud. you have to show your authority. if you dont they will see you as one ofthem and treat you like one of them. but if you use your athority, they will understand that your in command. but this can take sum time. so wat you wanna do is almost threatin, but not in a bad way!! i dont know wat age group the track people are in but usually like threating to kick them off the team if they dont show respect, because if you dont show respect you dont get respect. so if they tell you off tell them they cant practice, or threatin to kick them off the team. its all about authority, so use the power that you've been given. i hope i helped.


At lunch time i sit with all my friends and stuff and later on in lunch some guys come join us well theres this ine guy named Brian and sometimes he'll message my shoulders just outr of the clear blu,and flirts with me and other stuff but shuld i flirt back?? I really like him but he has a GF
I jst need some ideas please ill rate (link)
if he has a gf, hes obviously cheatin on her. so that means their goin to break up. so i wouldn't flirt now but later. cuase you dont wanna give his gf the impression that your the one that started flirting with brian. and i bet that if she got pissed off at Brian he would say you were hitting on him. so if i were you dont make anymoves as of now. you dont wanna get that one girl to hate you. i hope it all goes well.


Ok here goes, I am an advice giver and everything but I can't fix this problem. I go to a school where there is a whole bunch of guys. I have a major crush on one of them but every time I make a move on a guy I like, I get these kinds of remarks such as "You should jump off a bridge and save yourelf the embarassment of actually having a love life". Remarks like these are said to me everyday and somehow they have etched themselves into my head and they won't go away. Now it seems like the only way to get rid of them is to commit suicide. I have thought about it many times but I want help. Please answer back. I don't know how much more of these remarks I can stand. (link)
ok... those guys are evil and i think that maybe you should lay off on the guys for a while. and besides, how could you like a guy that miss treats you? i say forget about the guys, forget all the gay stupid stuff they've got to say to you. and wat ever you do dont commit suicide. i've thought about it alot in the past months too. but i'm still alive and i'm doin good. and if you dont wanna hear the remarks, dont listen to them, dont even aproach them. just live yur life. then you'll find a nice guy who'll love you and you will forget about all of those bastards. i hope you feel better.


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My bf and I have been dating for about a month now and he recently told me that he thinks hes in love with me. I'm kind of turned off by that because its so soon. He keeps asking me how I feel and I told him I'm not sure, I'm not in love with him, what should I do. (link)
you two should still go out, but i dont think it matters if he loves you and you dont love him. if your comfortable being around him while he loves you, you hsould stay with him and maybe you'll fall in love with him, or learn that your not right for eachother. so i say stay with hi and see how your relationship goes. i hope fo da best


Ok... how do you feel when a girl asks you out, or how do you think you would react to it?
And how do you feel when a girl you like talkes to you?
I really wanna know. I'm also thinking of asking my guy friend out maybe later this week. Do you have any good advice?
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i think its a good feeling to no that sumbody likes me. and when a girl i like talks to me i act a bit more myself. so i feel good about being asked out and when a girl i like talks to me. im not sure how but i hope i helped


ok this question is for guys only unless a girl would know but neway what exactly turns you on and what do u like for a girl to do to you? i know you guys are probally thinking what the hell but its for my health class on hormones and i have to survey guys on what turns them on! thanks bunches! (link)
umm well flirtying is always good, touching, the way the dressed or look, getting really close to me... that kinda stuff is a turn on ta me


my boyfriend and I have been dating for quiet awhile now.. (1/2 a year) and now he's thinking i don't like him anymore, when he's the one who shows a lack of interest in me.. what do i do? i'm so oblivious to the situation. I really cannot lose him, he means way too much to me... I'm not the perfect girlfriend, i do have my flaws as everyone does, but i never knew i had one of showing no interest.. help (link)
the only way to get his attention is to try and show more interest! by this i mean, flirt, talk to him more and make him feel as if he really needed you. and if he stays the same and doesn't show as much interst as you, you might just consider leavin him. you can find a much more respectful and loving guy that shows interest in his gf


Am I the only one that believes people should type correctly when asking a question? Is there some way to create something that would change words that were "Chatspeak" to English?
For example:

there is dis boi, i relli relli like him! wat do i do?

Would become:

There is this boy, I really, really, like him! What do I do?

I know that is a dumb question to start with, but it's an example. I don't know how to create a program that would change the "fake" words into "real" words.. if you know, and would share, you rock!
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i dont wanna ruin your plans there but you would have to be a programer guy dood to do that. it's not exaclty easy. i no one way you could, but that would be on microsoft word. and mine isn't working so i could tell you right now neways. but i just sayin that it would be very very hard to do. if you manage to make one tell me about it cause it sucks having to fix all of the 'errors' i make. good luck.


i have mostly guy friends, im crushing on one of them. but im afraid to ask them out. i dont know if they like me. were around each other everyday, and just hanging out but i cant tell. he aint the flirty type. what do i do? i dont think i can ask him out cause i might just be afraid of rejection. Help me please. Id like male and females point of veiws.
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theres is nothin betta to do than just ask him out or how he feels. or since you have a lot of guy friends that are probably friends among themselves you can ask them if he likes you. there is nothin wrong wit liking sombody so dont be afriad of rejection. you wont be rejected.


I've gotten a couple ridiculous questions in my inbox lately- disgusting questions and some that, i just don't have any idea what to say to them. but i feel bad just not answering these people. does anyone else have this problem? (link)
well i dont have this problem but if you think the questions are stupid and just for laughs by the person that sent them, reject them. and if you dont no how to reply a question you might just wana tell them that you dont no wat to do or give them your best shot at advice. i hope i helped.


Okay so I am the one who I like the guy in my drama class and was nervous to talk to him, well today I told my friend who is good friends with him. She called him and his answering machine picked up and I was like "you're hot" like just kidding cuz I thought the phone was still ringing and it wasnt!!! She was like that was.. me (she said my name) I was so mortified!! Well I have to go to 1st period Drama w/ him in it!! I begged my mom not to make me go.. lol of course my mom said I HAD to go! Anyway I am so nervous he'll find out I like him!! What do I say tomorrow? I really don't want to go up like right when he walks in the classroom and be all like oh by the way I was kidding around yesterday. Oh and also he called back but he didn't hear the message and our other friend was like "erase it" and the one who is good friends with him, was like "ya she was playing around with my phone, and she said my name again!!" I'm not mad at her, just sort of.. mortified of what he'll say tomorrow!! Does anyone have a suggestion of what I should say to him if he comes up to me?!? THIS IS URGENT!!! (link)
tell him yur friend said it, or you cna tell the truth. i mean their isn't a lot you can do, but hey if your lucky maybe he'll like you to. then you can thank your friends for tryin to expose your feelings to him. but others than that i'm not sure on wat else you can do. hope it all goes well.


Okay my little sister asbolutely refuses to go to school she wants to drop out thing is shes not 16 is there anyway she can drop out before shes 16? My parents and I have tryed everything even bribing her to go to school and it doesnt work. So is there anyway she can drop out before shes 16? If so please explain in details. Im really worried for my sister and its hurting my parents bad because they dont want to get in trouble. Thanks! (link)
its not legal to drop out be for the age of 16. the best thing she can do is drop out and get home skooled. cause if she drops out now. she'll either go to prison later in life for makin stupid choices or never get a life and live on the streets. its that simple. so at least make her be home skooled. you and yur parents can maybe make it fun for her to wanna go to skool. i hope everythin goes well.


Hello everyone i have a grandpa ( sorta ) well he doesnt talk to me ever i try calling him to see if he would like help around his house and garden and stuff but he says no ill ask katie to do that. On Forth of July last year i was trying to help clean up and then mii cousin ran in and spilled water all over the gradage on top of me so when she was sitting in there i did it to her and i got "grounded" to my grandpas basement by my grandpa. He has Ryan, Me , Jon , Katie , and Jessica as his grand children but he is always bragging about Ryan mii older brother and my 2 cousins Katie and Jessica its like he doesnt even notice me and my little brother. Please Help Me (link)
well if he doesn't care about you you shouldn't have to waste your time and energy on sumthin that looks bleek. but i do think it's odd for him no show you and yo brotha no respect. but all i have to say is that if you love him a lot you might ask him why he doesn't care about you, or you might forget about him and see how he feels. if he doesn't seem to notice forget about him being a grandpa, make him more like an acuaitence. you diserve respect.


Is there a nice way to say "you're clingy and I need space." I really like this person, but I would like a little breathing room. Is there anyway to say without making them all defensive and stuff. (link)
tell them in a nice sinceir way that you need a little bit more space and sum more privacy, but make sure they dont take it the wrong way. add to it like, we can hang out as much as we used to just not as often. then to make sure their not hurt make plans for like da weekend and that be the only one ova da weekend. this should give he/she the idea that you still like them but not so much that you are in eachothers faces all the time. i hope you get that space you've wanted.


1) is it best to learn one foreign language at a time? or can i try to learn 2 at a time (japanese and spanish) ?

2) what foreign language would be more applicable/useful as a future nurse (or future stewardess) ?

3) is it enough to learn on-line (from all the free on-line lessons) , or should I enroll in a language course in a school?

4) pls give me tips on learning a new language =)
and maybe on how to improve my memory


thank you! =) (link)
its always better to learn one language at a time so you dont get them mixed up, second, spanish, next to english, would be the next best language to learn, if you live in the US, but that depends on wat contry your working in. i also think it would be better to learn in a class room enviroment so u can hear the words they teacher says so you no how to say them. and finally the best way to memorize a language is too incorrporate it with sound or sight. e.i. if everytime you say 'que' and you looked at a certain item or made a certain noise, everytime you see that item or hear that noise you would remember that word (takes a long time) i hope i helped you!!


Okay this is all very confusing, I'm sorry and I hope it doesn't make ya'lls head spin but here is my problem.

I made out with a guy totally unaware that he had a girlfriend.
Well recently, I got in contact with his brother, and she was over there. I mentioned something to his brother about us making out, in jest. She got on and immediatly asked me if whatI say is true.

I said, yes. It was. I wasn't gonna lie.

She told me that they'd been dating for three years straight, and she thought she might be prengnat. HE told me nothing of the sort, that she was just a friend.

After much hassle, she called me and told me she'd confront him about it. She did, and he denied it, and she told me "I don't believe you, I trust him."

Things are blowing up, random friends of hers are IMing me like crazy, and his brother is sort of half and half beleving me, yet feeling dedication towards his brother.

Of course the whole attention thing is on them..its oh "Krista* made a big deal about it.." "OH krista is trying to ruin a relationship" when that totally wasn't my view or anything.

How can I help what she saw? I think its been hurting me more then it has them. What do I do?

I want a logical way to get back at them, or to show them that I don't give two dead rats.

I want the girlfriend to know that it IS true no matter how much he denies it, though it doesnt matter much to me if we messed around or not.

HELP!

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its not nice, but you could black-mail that one guy you made out with, if you know anything that bad, and if your that mean, but i doubt you are. you might also ask that bitch why you would tell her you made out with him. if you didnt wat would be the point of saying it. that might get her to think again. you also might go to the brother and he might beable to help you finish this stupid fight. i hope i helped finish this stupid fight yur stuck in.


I want to improve my memory, memorize faster, retain information learned so that I can remember old lessons in school, and so I would have an easier time learning anew language.

any tips? (link)
well the best way to remember anything is to accosiate it to a sight or sound. for example, if your learning multiplication, not to say you that young or stupid, and everytime you see or do a problem, you were to clap your hands, (you would have to do it a lot) you would remember the information you were just looking at while clapping your hands. this works with music and any sounds or sight. but it would take sum time and practice. i hope it works


hi i'm a 18/f and i'd like to address this question to guys and guys only.

what type of makeup do you like on a girl? how little and how much? what are makeup turn-ons and turn-offs?

the reason why i'd like to conduct this simple survey is because i'm starting to see younger girls wear A TON of makeup on when it's unnecessary. i'd like to know what kind of makeup looks you guys are attracted to so it'll give all us girls a hint on how to do our makeup! thanks! (link)
well it sumtimes depends on the girl. but i dont like it when they wear much make-up, make them look fake like a doll or sumthin. but if i had to chose on wat i like, i would say.... idk lip stick is fine but it can look wierd sumtimes. i say girls, espically at a younger age dont need to be wearin make-up, and if they still want to tell them they only need a little. cause it's not much of a turn-on fo me neways...




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