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i am 13 and i weigh 68-70 pounds, and all my friends talk about how skinny and pretty i am, well i think im too skinny and i have tried sooooo hard to gain weight, i had to go to the childrens hospital and they couldnt figure out why im so skinny, and when i say i've tried to gain weight i really have tried, i eat like a freaking pig, all my friends wander how i can eat so much and still be skinny, any advice?'ve done the mccdonalds diet for getting fat... doesnt work.

Krispy Kreme
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
AND
Midnight Snack


You'll look like fat bastard from austin powers in no time!

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I have glasses and I think that is the reason why no boyz like me. My friend, Zoe, is beautiful, gets all the boyz, all the girlz wanna be her friend, and she gets like an I-POD and an electric gutair and stuff. But, anyway, I think I am nice, cool, quiet, all my friends even say so, so I just dont understand why no boyz like me. I think its just becuz I wear glasses and that hurts. What can I do to get a boy to like me?

I am 13 years old.

"and she gets like an I-POD and an electric guitar and stuff"

Whats that have to do with anything? Do you think that by owning those two things you're cool? Damn, i must be frigg'n awesome then. Oh, wait....I am. Anyways, just cuz you think your ugly doesnt mean guys dont like you. Why dont you talk to one?

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okay well i weigh 100 pounds and im in the 10th grade. im 15 years old and 5'4. Does anybody know of anyway to gain weight? ive already started on peanut butter and milk... like protien and clacium but i dunno wat else to do... should i just not try to gain weight? or should i... and if so what should i eat/do?

Krispy Kreme.
Breakfast
Lunch
AND
Dinner
dont forget
Midnight snack

CHEERS!

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I need some good advice. I am homeschooled and I would like to get into something like football. This years been rough and im considering going back to public school for 10th grade. If I go to public school though my parents are afraid that my attitude might change to match the people around me (which is very true and might happen and it'll be worse). Should I go back to public school and stay caught up, play sports, and be around other people. Or should I stay homeschooled and not be influenced by the people around me?

Haha. By not getting influenced by people, you mean not be around people right? I can tell not being around us Homo-sapiens has already gotten to you. Sure, stay homeschooled and not have a life, when you get older and try to communicate outside of the bubble molded around you, you'll have some trouble. ENJOY!

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I was just wondering..... Me and my boyfriend have been dating for almost 4 months now and i know that may not seem like a long time but i really and truely love him. And it may sound weird but i feel like god is telling me that he is the one i am supposed to spend my life with. Can he be the one? Is it true that i can find someone in my junior year of high school?

Dont know. Wait...

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my dad is always so mean and curses alot he is an alchoholic what can i do to make him be a normal dad?

Nothing. Talking to him will aggravate him and piss him off. Screw him, hes a bad dad, just deal with it until you're old enough to move out.

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okay well i was friends with someone online for a few months and we got really close - we told each other like everything and stuff. I showed her like one pic maybe and my face wasn't showing that well and I'm not really comfortable showing pics online anyway because I knew that she saved them on her computer. Well, we grew apart, and then a month after we did I found out that she was even bisexual. the problem is.. she ims me every once in a while and asks for my pic, saying that she has all these pics of her friends saved. am i wrong for not wanting to give it, or feeling that im only imed so she could see my pic?

[ 15 / f ]

No. You dont have to. Why would you get close to someone over the internet? Are you stupid?

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I have this friend from Washington State, and she showed me pics of what she claimed was her. Well a month or so later, I was on a picture site that you can have friends- no its not myspace- [she had like a pic of her puppy on it] and then I saw a little icon of a friend that looked like her. Well guess what? IT WAS "HER". She obviously stole her friends pics and claimed them to be hers. Should I be somewhat offended? I mean that she wouldn't trust me- I'd rather her say that she'd rather not show her pic.

Shes not your friends, shes some person on the internet. Should you be offended about someone you've never met? I wouldnt, why should you? YOu'd be dumb to care this much.

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Ok, if you somehow make a fake human body, wheather as real as you can get, or a metal designed one, or a robot, and put the brain of someone in it, but keep the brain alive and successfully put it in another body which you bring back; is it possible to bring that creation to life? will that body have a soul? If having trouble, read doctor Frankenstien for more details. This one has stumpted me. Help me out people.

No, its not possible. It would be fairly complex and take quite some time to do. The brain sends electric signals throughout the body. It would take a while to make sure all those nerves work right. Think about it, there is thousands of those. Making just alone, those work. It would be hard. Possible? Not now.

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hello there,
My girlfriends found a terrified bird yesterday and it wouldn't fly away. They couldn't take it home so they hid it somewhere out of any predator's reach and where it could fly from if it could. Anyway, my question is:
If we find that the bird is still there, what should I do? Should I take it home with me? And what am I supposed to do to it ?
I need this urgently please!

Shoot it. Eat it. Survival of the fittest!

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Many religions believe that the world is going to end soon, and we are living our last days because of all the crime, hate, and everyone being open about their sexuality, what are your opinions on this?

The people who say that are stupid. THey're mad about people being honest about their sexuality. It sounds dumb to me. Its just an early form of acceptance among them.

The people who think the world will end are idiots.

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hey me and my boyfriend have been together for 9 months and everything is great until he got into some legal trouble and he has cournt on the 4th of this month. i live him with all my heart and he feels the same way that i feel for him but the thing is he said that if he gets locked up then i should break up with him....he thinks that when he gets out that it wont be the same but i no it will....my ? to u all out there is should i wait for him or no and why..i no that we will have a great furture together. he means the world to me. thatnks!!!
jazi14

Its not cool to go out with criminals. You're stupid and your boyfriend is even worse. Drop him. Hes dumb.

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What is the title of the song that goes.."I'm goin crazy, I wanna be your lady..." And who sings it???? i'll rate everyone a 5 if it's right.

Faggot
Mindless self indulgence

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One of my really good guys friends leaned over and touched my boob and i am not even his girlfriend. He doesn't have one so what should i do becuase i am getting the feeling that he likes me because he is telling everone about this and i don't know what to do about him. Should i go out with him or jsut stay friends.

Do you like him? Rip his pants off and if he squeezes ur boob again go out iwth him.

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i'm only 13 and i already weigh 145 pounds.. that's more than my 16 year old brother! anyway, i was just wondering if there was any way to lose as much weight as possible in the least amount of time without exercising excessively or starving myself? oh, and on my face, i was bushyish eyebrows, and although i think i'm... alright looking, the eyebrows kind of kill it. any way to fix that without plucking or waxing? thankz, !Jacy!

You need to not care. Just cuz your fat doesnt mean your ugly. And just cuz your eyebrows almost connect doesnt mean you're different. Just not normal. Pluck them! Take an electric razor to them! Do something. Become anorexic or something for a short period of time. In other words do what the actors do. Dont eat.

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Alright...I'm not really sure what to do or think so could someone please give me some really good advice.

-My boyfriend told one of my best friends that he was thinking about dumping me. Just because he doesn't think I really like him (his friends were telling him that). And one problem is I don't know if I really like him or not. He decided not to dump me after all becuase he said he really does love me. I don't know if I feel the same way about him though. And I think I like another guy but I'm not really sure. Someone please help me!!!

Well, you're confusing. You cant be helped because you dont know crap, how when you dont know are we supposed to on an issue such as this?

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Okay so im 15 f, and my parents are going to leave me and mybrother alone, he's 18, for a week this summer while they go on vacation. I want to have a party, but I know that if they find out, they'll never leave us alone again. So should I have one? What could I do so they don't find out?

Not have one. Then they'll never know!

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my friend, casey has been my best friend since 4th grade. i love her like a sister. but lately she seems almost obbsessed with me. like she almost killed herself cause i was mad at her. she cut herself; her reason was that she felt depressed cause i was mad at her. now shes mad because i decided to stay home and clean tonight instead of go out to a pizza party at our church. i want to get this cleaning done cause im having my sisters communion party here next weekend. is it just me or does it seem like she almost has a crush on me?

You're friend is a pussie who cant handle life. Let her die, shes breathing in all the oxygen she could give to someone else.

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ok me and my ex just broke up a little while a go and im fine with it becuase i later found out that he was cheating on me but i still feel like i love him so what should i do.................

You should go back a couple pages and find the 5 multipe reworded questions that are the same as yours and read what people say to those so you dont have to spam up the archives with these questions.

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first of all you have no right to talk about my grammar.. atleast i know how to spell WHORE right and not hoar.. 2nd of all i know everyone gives opinions.. what your giving are opinions to make people feel dumb or stupid. sure sometimes you are truthful and true that some people on this site tell lies to make others feel better but when you tell people ignorent things to have fun its just mean.. if you dont have something nice to say dont say it

Mmmm. Nice, im sorry i like to use slang every once an a while. Here pick on me for this. PWN ooops i said pwn insted of own. Idiot.

If i dont have something nice to say? So you want me to tell you. Hi, its okay make fun of me im a nice person i follow the punk label i dont care anymore im just emo and i should cut myself.

Half the people sound like not. THey're stupid. Why should i not tell them they are? They need a slap in the face dont you agree?

I know i give opinions to make people feel dumb. Should idiots be told they're idiots and be made to feel dumb? I believe it will help them.

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