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stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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Has anyone gone through having an abortion procedure? Personal experiences would be greatly appreciated, and maybe if you have close friends/relatives that you know of that had one. I would really like honest answers instead of opinions, please. Any information about the actual procedure & afterwards would be great. (link)
I've heard stories.

I've heard from people that have gone through it, that it's a painfull procedure, and as far as the regret you have afterwards, is just the fact that you did it.

Also i heard that the month the child was supposed to be born was very emotional.

opinionated:

i was raised christian, so my opinions are heavily influenced, however i have done my own research.

killing a child is equally as bad as killing a 20 year old young adult.

guilt of putting a child up for adoption would NEVER equal the amount of guilt that comes with after an abortion, therefore should be a more plausable option.

"it is a poverty that a child must die, so that you may live as you wish"
- Mother Theresa



how much does one text cost? (link)
i have verizon. its 10 cents a text.


Ok I'm getting a car soon...
I want one of these cars...


2004 Subaru WRX
2003 Mazda 6
2004 Acura RSX
2002 BMW 325i


I want the fastest automatic
[stock with out after market parts]

Which one is the fastest out of all 4...

My price limit is about 15,000 do you have any other suggestions of fast new model cars?


PLEASE HELPP (link)
if your limit is 15,000 look at the fox body mustangs. their older, not as...modern looking (obviously) but their 5 litres and 6 litres are the fastest stock car your going to get for 15,000

or you can look at avengers.

15,000 would also get you a

2000 Trans-Am w/ ram air.
2000 Camaro w/ ram air.

google those and see how they compare to your ricers :]


Um fruit acid, are they good for your body or not?

What do they do to your body?

Am i supposed to eat a limited amount of fruits then? (link)
citrus.

to much can make you have stomach pains.

5 servings a day is ideal


Ok, so I have been going out with a boy for a year, and we haven't had sex yet, because we are waiting until we are married. so my ex boyfriend, who I have known for 3 years, come over to my house and we hang out. We smoke pot with my sister, and blahblahblah. Then we had sex. The next day, I called my boyfriend and told him this, but then I start adding stuff like, I didn't want to, which actually, I didn't. And I told him to stop like 4 times, which I did, but he didn't. Then I quickly added, he was huge, and about as big as you, and he's freakin strong. My boyfriend is like...really tall. I'm about 5"6 and he's like 8 inches taller than me. And so my boyfriend is like, isn't that rape? And I'm like yea...ew. And so we start talking, and then I kept talking about it. I guess it was on my mind. Lol. And I'm like, I tried to call you but he grabbed the phone from me and blah blah blah.
And so I tell my friend about it and she's like, that's rape. And he's such a loser and whatever. And so then on Friday, I go to my dads band practice thing, it happens every Friday, and while I'm there, apparently John and Mia came over and smoked some pot with my sister. And Mia tells John about what I said and stuff. So I called John yesterday, and I'm like hey whats up and he's like, I'm mad at you, Mia said that you told her I raped you blah blah blah. And so I'm all like no I didn't. And I start convincing him that I didn't and that Mia is the one that is being a backstabber. So now he believes me, and I don't really care about him, because my boyfriend told me not to hang around him. ANd I really love my boyfriend, and I don't want to hurt him anymore, I already lied to him, I don't want to anymore. I just want to tell him the truth, but I don't know what to say. Which is what my question is. But I want to make sure he knows that I love him, because I really do. I need ALOT of answers. And if your going to be rude and tell me I'm a tramp. I suggest you don't. (link)
uhm, well.

you know what you did.

i want you to think what if he did it.

i wouldn't even be able to look at my girlfriend if she did that to me, under the influece or not.

that's as nice as i can be about it.


15/f/va

i'm 15, living in virginia, and want a summer job, but most places will not hire me until i turn 16.

do you know of any places that do hire 15 year olds? (link)
i don't immagine you'd want to work at mcdonalds. BLAHH

look for fun jobs, i had a gopher position that my uncle hooked me up with at autozone. i just went and got stuff that mechanics needed when they were in tight spots, 6.50 an hr, pleaseee i was living.

my older brother had a job when he was 14 washing cars at the dealers (5 dollars a car, about 200 cars a day). and he did that until he was 16, got the employee discount on a nice 06 charger.

his friend, was a dishwasher at a fancy hotel

and HIS sister worked doing laundry at the local hospital.

scour the ads, and look for "no necessary experience." and look for something to be proud of, not "i work at mcdonald's", not that thats a bad place, i just dont want to be tempted to eat

: ]



Is it possible to overdose on marijuana? I'm f/16/47kg and very small. I was at a mates place on the weekend and they were passing round a homemade bong. I had tried it smoking weed in a very small dose before and nothing ever happened. I smoke cigarettes but even after one I feel dizzy for a few minutes. So anyway I smoked a cone and about 2 minutes after I did it I started tripping out so badly and I was panicking and I didn’t know what I was doing or saying and I didn’t know what was real. I couldn’t see and I think I kept slipping in and out of consciousness. I didn’t know how long it had been happening or what I was doing. It felt like I was having a stroke. It was the worst feeling ever. My head was hot and fuzzy, I couldn’t see, it felt like I was blacking out, my ears and mouth felt like they were bleeding, I had pins and needles everywhere and my thumbs and forearm muscles were clenched so tightly I had no control over my muscles. I had to get my friend to massage my arms and help me drink water. I didn’t know if I was hot or cold. People had to keep talking to me so I would stay awake. I was so scared. So what happened to me? Is it possible to overdose? Why did this happen? (link)
in order to actually overdose on marijuana it is estimated, (based on mice studies) you would need to smoke 4 times your body weight of marijuana (75% potency) in one hit, with 100% absortion.

and logically you'd die from not being able to breathe before dieing from marijuana.

nobody, in the history of history, before, during, or after jesus walked on this earth has overdosed on marijuana, it's just not potent enough.
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i do have some friends that are just sensitive to weed, which is a likely scenario.

ill go through diagnostics lol:

head was hot and fuzzy. - when you smoke, your inhaling burning embers into your lungs, not to mention, well, smoke. this cuts the amount of oxygen that gets to your body, so the air cant cool you down, the heat goes to your head, to try and be released. (65% of body heat leaves through your head, learned that in boyscouts)

couldn't see/blacking out - the blood was rushing to your head in a complete and constant rush, overflowing your eyes, then leaving again.

ears and mouth "bleeding" - once again your hot, your going to sweat, your high, so your paranoid, and if everythings going to be 10x better, its going to seem 10x worse.

hot or cold - sweating takes a lot out of yah. when you sweat sometimes it "sticks" to your body. when this happens it coats you and insulates. however if there was a breeze (or if someone just walked by, even if you just moved.) the sweat would evaporate causing a chilling effect.

water and arm massage - this was one of the better things to do. water to help replenish your lost water, and massage to get the blood back into your arms and what not to get that out of your head.

pins and needles - you got me there, marijuana can make you hallucinate, thats my only explanation.

****if i was anyone with a say on any of this, i'd double back to the top and stay with my assumption with saying that you are sensitive.****


if you want a link for more about it heres a few websites.

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http://www.nida.nih.gov/Infofacts/marijuana.html

this states that marijuana increases your heart rate up to 4x the normal rate. (why you were hot)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_(drug)

general overview



ok i have a verizon motorola phone..aaand the antennae just broke. the round kind of rod connect the phone was like cracked and when i pulled up the antenae it seperated off the stick and kindof uhh broke apart. would i be able to trade it in for a new phone? what should i do if it stops working? thanks (link)
If you have verizon prepare to be ass-raped just like me.

verizon is a company of the devil, if you have a plan that allows you to get a new phone every time you renew, your screwed if your phone breaks.

if your phone does break however, you have 3 options.

1. pay $200 for cancellation fee, and get a new phone
2. get a new phone, look for someone at work or close friend to give you an old phone, call verizon go through their voice automated system (oh you'll have fun with that) and get your phone switched, but remember "for an extra 10 dollars, we can transport your entire contact box into your new phone, and any files you downloaded from v-cast will be lost"
3. continue to pay the bill, until your plan expires.


i hate cell phone companies and ive had to go through this b.s. twice. and the way MY phones looking now, a third's comming. and ill tell yah what, everytime i ask for sarah sumthing, i call at the same time, and she LOVVVVESSSSS me


Well, I run a lot & my thighs are not that big. I also do crunches like 50 a night or sometimes 100 if I skip a day. So my stomach is not that flabby. However, I still have lovehandles. I want to know if there's anything I can do that focuses ONLY on lovehandles. They're embarrassing in bikinis! My hips are kinda wide, could this be why? I just want to get rid of them because they're the only thing that bugs me A LOT about my body. (link)
love handles are the hardest things to lose, their either the last or the first things to go when u diet, and in the case the last to go.

your a girl, your going to have wide hips.

only thing you can do is diet diet diet. you could do side crunches to tone them.

http://www.fitnessandfreebies.com/exercise/exercises/side_crunches.html

those are instructions of how to do them


My phone just broke, so I'm looking for a new, good quality phone from verizon. Anyone on here and have recommendations? (link)
krzr. its shiny!


My cat keeps killing animals. Today it was a baby rabbit. How can I stop him from killing animals? (without making him an indoors cat, which is impossible because he'll go crazy.) (link)
well you could put it on a leash. but other than that your out of options.


Do guys like girls with small, medium or big boobs. Small, medium, or big, ass? Tall or short? What color hair? And what qualities? (link)
the only kind of guys that are picky about those stupid kinds of thing are the assholes.

however preference is another thing, i tend to "go for" girls that are shorter with long brown hair. everything else, well i could care less.


16/f
i've been going out with my boyfriend for almost 3 years, but i've known him all my life. he's extremely popular, good looking, outgoing and funny - basically a chick magnet with girls flocking to him all the time. he loves the attention and flirts a lot. i know there have been times that he's been close to breaking up with me for another girl, but so far he has stuck with me. one time he even told a girl he would break up with me to go out with her, but then he told her he couldn't do it because he really loves me. anyway, i really love him a lot but needless to say i'm constantly worried. i know there's no way to stop his flirting, thats just his personality and i dont think he'll ever change. part of me thinks i should just live with it, since after all it's me he's going out with and i do believe he really loves me. but sometimes i think i should just cut him loose so i don't have to be worried all the time. i know there are guys out there who wouldnt flirt and cause me so much grief... but i cant imagine liking anyone the way i love him. ahhhh what should i do? (link)
he picked you. YOU are his girlfriend, not any of those other girls. be happy!! thats my advice and just being with him should make you feel special.


15/f

whats an easy way to loose some weight in a week?
i weight about 135
but i still have a little chub and i want to loose it so can some one please give me ideas how to loose it in about a week? (link)
eat less, move more.


how is cum healthy to swallow?? (link)
wow dont listen to that lady. follow this link.

http://www.dontspitswallow.com/cum_nutrition.shtml

look around, and that should answer your question.


13/f

alright well i have like a little belly flabby thing going on. it's like a little gut. i really want to have a flat stomach by the end of the school year, which is in 29 days. is that possible? & if it is, what workouts can i do? what should i eat/not eat? if it's not possible, how long will it take? i'm not exactly sure how many pounds i need to lose. i'll just be happy if my gut is gone.

also, my thighs are HUGE. what can i do to make my fatty thighs muscular thighs??

thanks sooo much. (link)
running & crunches.

run to burn fat, crunches to tone abs.

not that hard, just depends on how much you want to lose, and how hard you're willing to try.



okay so i like this boy and i seriously think he is gay.


theres nothing wrong with being gay, its just when you like the guy this much it hurts.

he asked me out the other day and I'm not sure he was serious.


his mom talks to me daily talking about how her son likes me to death and he has never acted like this with other girls. and that he says I'm the most beautiful girl he has ever seen in his life.


he is a really nice guy and i want to know more of the inside.





two of my boyfriends have turned gay on me. we are hanging out tomorrow so how do i get him to ask me out for REAL.


and i heard he has cheated on most of his girlfriends yet he acts like he never would do such a thing.

BUT I THINK HES GAY.


I'm not prepared for another heartbreak.

but i want him.

KHELP (link)
if your not prepared for another heartbreak, then you shouldn't be dating.


So, how exactly do guys get themselves to stay hard for longer? Thanks a bunch! (link)
uhm if you know how to restrict yourself from peeing, the same muscle tightened can make your "endurance" better. tighten the muscle during a boring class, during supper, even when you go to bed, tighten the muscle as hard as you can for as long as you can, repeat 3 times, or as many times as you want.

happy fucking.


we had this project and we have to cite our sources. i used a Funk & Wagnalls New Encyclopedia as one of my sources. it doesn't really say who the author is/are, so should i put Funk & Wagnalls as the author or just leave that blank?


thank you. (link)
citationmachine.net

select your format, and every bit of info you can find from your encyclopedia into the blanks provided.


i like this guy and i want to start being more flirty around him. Hes kind of a perv, btu wicked funny. Any cute flirty things I can say or do?? Websites?? (dont tell me to use a search engine please and thank you)

Please help me fast I am going to see him again veryy soon :)

Thanks a bundle &HEARTS (link)
well talk to him, ask him about a movie, ask him to tell you a story.

and if he blows you off or makes fun of you put a voodoo curse on him and ask him to repeat the number 90 until he gets pshyco




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