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someone asked me, "are you a liberal?"
what does liberal mean?
the dictionary's definition doesn't make sense to me. (link)
In American it means something like:OMG your teh evil you hate American you support the terrorists and abortions


what events are held at the olympics , not just the winter sports. (link)
Beach volleyball
various running distance races
swimming(various lengths and strokes)
synchronised swimming


ok.. so i know this isnt good. but the other day i had a really low self-esteme and i took painkillers.. how many would like really harm me because im worried.. (link)
Anymore than it says on the label.


hey
I was wondering, how come everyone all of a sudden hates preps?
Like my friends and I were at the movies tonight. And i hate labeling myself but im deffinetely in the prep catogory. And all these punk emo girls were mocking us and and following us saying " like omg im like such a prep like omg" And all this other stuff. MY friends thought they were jelous but i dont know. Does anyone know why everyone doesnt like preps? Like on myspace people are posting bulletins saying " Wow i hate preps" and all this other stuff. Im just being myself,and who i am.
Does anyone know? thanks (link)
Because emo's are so pathetic they need to mock other people so they don't try and slitt their own wrists.


hi

well i appologize now fore making my question so long!

i really like this guy named ned! and he's in 9th grade i'm in 8th grade and i dont see him very often but he's often in the same bus when i drive home and well i think he likes me 2 because he is smyling at me very often and he also is looking at me all the time! but i kinda am a shy person (with boys normaly i'm everything but shy) so i never smile back even if i like him so i think ji'm kinda confusing him cause once he was in the same bus than me and i was just sittin there looking out the window and than he comes next to me and he was like:

ned:hi
me: uhm hi?
ned: how are you?
me: uhm i dont know
ned: you dont know how you are?
me: thats what i'm saying
ned: well ok..anyways are you good in school?
me: uhm i'm ok but not the best
ned: do you want a basketball? ( i think he said that because we were just driving next to a basketball field and he didnt know what to say :-)
me: uhm no?
ned: yeah me neather
me: 2 bad
ned: yeah seriously 2 bad
me: whatever
ned: soooo are you proud to be the new classpresident was it your dream?
me: no not really
ned: uhm ok do you like robert? (some guy in 8th grade 2)
me: NO WHY???
ned: because i hear rumors that your going out with him (which is totally not true!)
me: WHAT WHO SAID THAT???
ned: well i cant tell you that its a secred
me:whatever
ned: so who is like your best friend?
me: i dont have any friends (because i had this big fight that day but everything is fine now:-)
ned: so do youu wanna be friends with me?
me: dunno
ned: why are you being so mean to me? your not answering any of my questions!
me: uhm...

well yeah and than my busstop came so yeah well now i want to apollogize but he wasnt in school for one week now and uhm do you think he likes me? please i need some advice! (link)
He could just want to be friends.

Having a CONVERSATION does not equal loving you


My sunday school teacher says it's wrong being a vegeterian.
Well... to my friend she showed scriptures and stuff sayign that it's wrong to be a vegetarian. and i'm like what's the heck.
so anyway i found a scripture that says it's okey being a vegetarian and that's a sin to be racist against people who are vegeterians.
So anyway I plan to debate this whole thing out.

Can you please give me some supporting vegetarians scriptures or a website which can tell me where to find a debate on this topic? (link)
Vegetarianism is insiduous depravity.

Mankind cannot exist on grass alone


I just started working out last week , and every time after i work out, I have these semi-bad headahces that usually last the rest of the night. Does anyone know what this could be?? (link)
Dehydration maybe.


How do you get over it besides popping the pills? (link)
Fresh air and excercise release the "happy" hormones in your brain called serotonin(i think)

Also some form of herbal stuff


i was just wondering...my mom thinks thats she's supior to me. that i should have to earn the stuff i do but she should just get them without working for them.and everytime i try to get justice she can just say well im the adult, or your the kid or i get certin things that you dont because im a grown up.she also says yeah im unfair or yeah im a bitch and she also says i should have to do chores and she sounldn't. like she's a queen bee and im just one of her workers. im just wondering do you guys think she has the right to do that or do you think she's just being a mega bitch. oh yah she also lets my step dad do what ever he wants like perposly try to eyyoy me or get a toss every month and when i do bad stuff i should get in trouble and when he gets in trouble he souldnt beacause he's the adult.

again im just wondering, do agree with my mom or me (link)
Just remember:When she's old, you can control which home she goes to.


I am a 16f. I'm concerned about my older brother. He is 27 and he still lives at home with me and my parents. He lives in the basement. He is unemployed and extremely lazy. He usually sleeps in until 1 in the afternoon, then for the rest of the day he'll either watch MTV or play on his X box. He doesnt have to pay rent as he is unemployed. He also doesnt do any chores, and never washes his own laundry. I am angry at my parents, and feel like they are just enabling him. He can never get a gf because as soon as they find out what a lazy mooch he is they want nothing to do with him. How can I convince my brother that he needs to get a job, and get his own place? If I don't do anything my parents will probably let him live in the basement until he's 50. He's also really depressed and unsatified with his life. (link)
He has a great life.

I wish I could live like that.


I havce 3 morbid, discusting habits, And i need help on stopping them.
- I forget to wash my hands after using the bathroom. Gross, How can i remeber to wash them?
-I chew on pens I literally take them apart and chew on different pieces and usally end up with no pens, its sad. How can i stop?
-And i can never remeber to flush the toliet.
And thats gross to.
Help me with theese horrible habits! (link)
Post it notes on the toilet flusher adnd door of your bathroom.



I beat you to it.
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=411425 (link)
No, you said that a day after I did...


YOU STOLE MY IDEA IM GOING TO SUE






This lawsuit is a pretend threat


where can i find a cheap computer desk (link)
Ikea
or look around your lacal area to see if anyones getting rid of any


There is a boy I babysit for that I am very worried about. He has grown up in a bad home, but no one has been able to get enough evidence to get him sent to a better place. He tears rooms apart, turns over tables, and injurs me when I try to do anything he doesn't like. What can I do to help him? Any suggetions will be rated. (link)
Beat the little fucker with a stick


I have just got over hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia which is the phobia of the number 666, but now i have just been diagnosed with Ouranophobia which is the fear of heaven. Do you think this is linked? I dont like talking to my phychiatrist. They know to much and that scares me too. Please, i need a normal opinion instead of a long dialog full of words i dont understand. (I dont like asking what words mean) (link)
If your'e afraid of heaven, just be bad and you'll go to hell.


What happened to a sense of right and wrong?
Why is world based on relativism?
Does anyone else think that wrong is wrong no matter what?
Does anyone else wish that you could still challenge people to a duel for questioning your honor and integrity?
What happened to chivalry?
What happened to living for justice?
Why do I feel like I'm the only person who still believes in these things?
(link)
Well, chivalry died with the knights of old whhen killing each other was honourable. When projectile weapons were invented people just gave up because they could kill folk without any pain to themselves


When a guy says "will you go out with me?"

What are you supposed to say? Just yes?

Were confused!

Thanks in advance!

(link)
Well, if you speak ENglish then yes is a good answer
If you speak German then "ja" works, french you would say "oui"


pleaseeeee help!!!! ok so i have this dog named anne. and shes a grown dog and everything, but then we got another dog, but she's a puppy. her name's holly. ok so we got her when she was like 6 weeks old, and now she's about 4 months old. she's a shi-tzu, and we're trying to potty train her and everything, and we started when we got her, but then i think she was too small then. but now she's big enough to be potty trained, and we potty trained her to go on a potty training mat, and she does it ther, but whenever we put the actual litter box there, she's big enough to get in it and everything, but she just wont go to the bathroom there, she just goes everywher. also, she and anne eats the stuff we put in the litter box, because its not the sandy stuff, but its like little sticks in there and they keep eating it. which kind do you think we should get so they won't eat it anymore, and how do we potty train holly to go in her litter box, instead of her mat from now on? and also, how long do you think it'll take to potty train her? PLEASE HELP!!! I RATE HIGH FOR GOOD ANSWERS!!! (link)
Dogs dont use a litter box-they shit outside when they are taken for a walk.

If you don't walk them, they shit anywhere.

EDIT

You suck


17/f
My boyfriend's favorite animal is a cow, and we have inside jokes about it. I was thinking of getting him a stuffed cow and chocolates for Valentines Day. But I was wondering, do guys like getting stuffed animals from girls? I mean he's kind of like a "man's man." And I've been dating him for 5 months, so do you think chocolates and a stuffed cow would be enough? Or should I get him more? Or maybe make him dinner along with the stuffed cow and chocolates? Or would that be too much? Help! (link)
Steak and power tools.


Hey what are some good british/european (english) band?!?! i like franz ferdinand, are there some good ones you could recomend?
(link)
The Kaiser Chiefs
Iron Maiden




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