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I love giving advice i give it to all my friends,and they say i rock!.... but if u ask a stupid question, u can garentee a sarcastic answer! most of the time i am sarcastic, but if its a serious question, i'll give u a serious answer.i've been through A LOT of things boys, divorces, acne, meninstral problems :), school, friends, and back stabbers. those r only the things i can think of right now, but if u ask me a question....i'll probably have a answer.i also love getting stuff in my inbox so ur always welcome to ask me.I hope i answer all of yalls questions, and i hope u won't be dissappointed with my answers.

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Okay I am going to say my biggest fear....I am afraid of death. I'm scared of dieing. What can I do to stop thinking about it??

enjoy life, and live every day to its fullest!

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hi i am 11/f
i am in fifth gr. i am a little chubby and u don't get any crushes or u get teased. i want to lose some weight. i am 100 to 110 lbs. please answer me!

please don't tell me to talk to my mom because i don't feel comfortable with it. please tell me some way to keep it a secret. (south beach diet or anthing else won't work for me)
i feel really bad because all of the girl have long skinny legs and i have to wear my skirt right at my knee. what should i do?

ok first of all, you might get banned because you have to be 13 to be on this site- but i'll answer you any way...

-well, i had the same problem when i was your age,i am still a little chubby, but still this worked for me.
really, 110 isn't fat at all.
as you grow up you will get taller and get thinner, you probably still have some baby fat. because some people lose it faster than others.
So, just cut out the soda, and get into the habit of drinking water insted, try to eat a salad at least 4 days out of the week at dinner time, and eat as much veggies and fruit as you can but still eat a little at a time. replace the junk food with healty snacks. WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT STARVE YOUR SELF!
i really hope i helped! and good luck!

p.s. if you have ANY others questions please come to me and i will be more than happy to reply

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how do i make it so people cant take pictures off my piczo someone had it before so theres a way

um i'm not really sure but, i recently got one myself so whats your screen name?

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i dont know if this is in the right catagory or not but does anyone know who the song "graduation" is by? it sounds like alot of teenagers singing it or something and they used to play it all the time on radio disney. thanks!!!



Shelby ( Oochemo)

a few different people sing it...
here they are:
-Gym class heroes
-vitamin c
-head automatica
hope i helped!

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My friend always calls me a cunt.

How bad of a word is this?

pretty bad,
and hes not your friend if hes calling you that...

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does someone want to explain to me what is 4/20 all about? thanks

somebody just asked that.... its national "smoke weed day".
ick...

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ok this is wierd but am i just fat or pregnant? i just have a wierd stomach. like most peoples are flabby and the flab keeps coming out like straight and look flabby but flattish but mine, my fat comes out like im pregnant. i havent missed any periods, but for the past 3 months theyve been weird. but even if i was pregnant, lol i dont think id be this big already. and when i suck it in i look skinny and fine, but when im not i look pregnant hehe. heres some pics, sorry their kinda gross. but why does my stomach look wierd like this?

http://s167.photobucket.com/albums/u126/brixmariex3/

woah... that is a weird stomach...
you kinds look pregnant but at the same time you dont...
you might need to take the test, or go to the doctor.
hope i helped, and good luck

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Okay, so my friend and I are singing Girl Next Door by Saving Jane.

Does any one know where, hopefully on the internet or itunes, we can get it with out the lyrics? Or a way to edit the lyrics out. Or what to type in on itunes or google to find it. But I would really apprectiate it if you were to tell me a place where we could get it. Thanks sorry for being long.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/savingjane/girlnextdoor.html

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If you have black hair, are you considered a brunette, or just a black-haired person? I have some people telling me that they are in fact brunette, and others tell me otherwise.

Thanks.

Brunettes have brown hair, not brown and black. only brown.

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okay, well my mom does pot, and she tries to hide it and stuff, but come on im not stupid ive known for liek ever, anyway that makes me like fucking hate drugs for soem reason, im not saying i havent made mistaks and done it before but thats not the point, but that was only once. anyway, my bestfriend and boyfriend, well do pot every idk not even month or so, and lately just this past week its been like 3 times, and he knows how i feel about it and it hurts me, and i dont want to control him at all, but i dont know what to do, he says he wont do anything after 4.20 from now on...but i mean how cna i talk to him and stuff, or should i just let it go some how? please help.

your supposed to hate drugs....

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well i like country but a lot of songs are like depressing love songs and i want some fun ones!

kinda like red high heels by kellie picker
and me and charlie talking by miranda lambert


so if anyones got any good ones let me know. thanks in advance

i personally like:
Ain't my day to care. by Bomshell
the wreckers are good too.

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whats the difference between having a "nice ass" or a "fat ass"? cause i personally hate my ass i wish i didn't have one but some people say i have a nice ass but i dont know whether to take it as a compliment or an insult. so does anyone wanna explain to me the difference, if any? thanks lotss.

a nice ass means you have a perfect size- not too small not too big. a fat ass means, well that means you have a fat ass...
hope i helped!
p.s. they are 2 different things.

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I get so scared when I babysit this kid named Tommy. Whenever I go over there, this person always calls saying, "Nice outfit," or "Is Tommy asleep yet?" I have told the parents, and asked them if anyone has called like that but they think I am joking. Assist please!

omg! thats friekin scary!
you seriously need to call the cops, tell them what your situation is. and if they know your scared, THEY WILL DO SOMETHING! also you need to have a mature sit- down talk with Tommy's parents. and tell them that you are serious, and if they have caller i.d. than show them. and next time you go there, bring someone with and make sure the creepy caller doesn't see him, so if something does happen you have a defender and a witness.
i'm serious, you really need to do something before something really bad happens to you!
good luck!

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my mom says i dnt love her but i show it in my own way wat do i do??

Well you could do something like this: like if shes in the kitchen or living room, and your in a totally different room. just out of the blue go in and give her a hug and a kiss and a simple "i love you, mom", then with no questions asked go back into the room you were in.
heartz

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hey plz could you help mw out with this??:( Well im gonna go short.In DEEPLY in Love with my Best friend but he has a gf.I reallly want to tell him how i feel but im scared:(.plz guys tell me what to do..i really really really like him.Do you think theres something i can do to make him leave her??or i dunno plz just hepl out:'(

ooo thats a tough one...
-um i think the only thing you can do is wait. Wait like a month and if their not broken up yet, you can tell him that you saw her kissing another guy or something like that...
-As for telling him how you feel, i really can't help. because usually i just keep it in...
i'm sorry, but i hope i helped you for the most part...

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Is it possible to get a photo from my computer to my phone? As in, get a picture I have saved on my computer to be my wallpaper on my cell.

Yeah, you just send it to your phone.
hope i helped!

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On the show "The Next Pussycat Doll" where is Asia from? Where is her accent from? I can't recognize that accent from anywhere.

She is from Mount Vernon, New York.
but i looked everywhere and i cannot find what her accent is.
sorry

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I'm at college level reading. 14 years old, female.

I'm looking for any really good reads that anybody knows of. I like basically anything, just no historical fiction.

Please don't tell me to google or look on the "myspace books section".

Thanks in advance.

you can try the 'Franklin' books....
p.s. u said yoi like everything!

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someone told me that if i sleep on my stomach, itll like stop my boobs from growing, will that happen?

thats a false statement.
it's not true.

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what do guys like to look at/feel better on a girl - a nice butt or nice boobs? i know that all guys are different, but generally speaking, what do you think they like better and why?

I'd probably say boobs..... but every guy is different, just the majority would pick that.

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