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I am 16 and a female. I have gone out with both a girl and a guy but i dont know which way to go. How do you know if its the right path? And how do you meet other girls with the same intersets?

Do both, makeout with a girl in front of a guy, the guy will go insane, then go out with him and still make out with the girl in front of him.

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Ive got a really bad obsession with the drink coca cola! and its not good for you to drink it everday of the week. Anyone give me advice on how to stop drinking so much coke?!?

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Yeah, drink it all up so theres no more in the house, then order your parents to stop brining it home.

Or, just stop, its really not that hard to control.

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I told my best friend that he shouldnt go out with this girl because she cheats on guys. Also, she knew i liked him and was gunna rub it in my face. I told him i didnt want to be his friend if he went out with her. He went out with her anyway. They broke up and he still likes her. She doesnt like him though , i do . He told me to stop but i cant. How can i get him to understabd.

You cant, is he the dumb jock type? Sounds it.

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My friend Carmen is a freshman in high school and her new boyfriend is Greg a senior in high school. Now this may not seem very weird to you but i don't care just trust me..this relationship is WEIRD. Picture a 4'11" girl hugging a 6' guy. Before they were going out, Greg used to be Carmen's older brother's best friend. He basically dumped John(carmen's brother and greg's best friend) for Carmen. The guy is a huge ass hole. He didn't even have the coutesy to tell John, John found out by seeing them kiss, and that's not the way is should have been. This kid is a slimy and gross. The kind that only think about butts and boobs all day long and have too many zits on their face and back to count. Not only is he rude to carmen and her friends, he flirts behind her back...like all the time. He even tried to give me a back rub once while she was in the bathroom. He touches and flirts with girls all the time even when she's right there but she just doesn't see that he's a terrible person. I've told carmen all of this but she either doesn't believe me or is trying to pretend it isn't true. This guy is a creep. I have a very strong intuition and from the day I met this kid I knew he was bad news. I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm afraid that she's going to loose her virginity to what I believe is the nastiest 18 year old alive. What should I do? Is there anything I can say to her or him to get her to understand how awful this guy is. I talked to a couple of people about it and their best advice is just to be there when she falls but i can't just let my best friend make terrible decisions. Please help me. I've run out of ideas to help her.

-Me

Let her find out herself. You know, people must learn from their own mistakes, put it this way. You tried, and failed. She'll have to learn it herself.

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My friends Beth and Kristen,well there good friends we all are. But When ever i share a memory with beth on the phone[[we all call on 3way]] Kristen talks over me to share a memory i havent expreicened,Kristen makes it so people dont like me as well. So i dont like to hang with her anymore!!! she always gose "omg remember beth that time the yankees stink song?? lol!"..Im SOOO Ticked!!! can someone help so i just,not be that ticked? Really im an easy going person but i just cant stand it!

Hmm, stop 3 waying. Or drop that friend, if she makes people hate you why are you her friend? Are you stupid? I think this could be. I foudn a clue watson!

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Does anyone have a site where you can take a lot of fun quizes? Thanks!

no

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hey. ok im really shy and stuff...and tomorrow i have to present like a 2-3 minute thing in front of my class..but i always get REALLY nervous when i present stuff alone..like i forget what to say and i sweat and stuff, and not only does that make me look like a freak, but my grade gets low...what should i do?? plz help =(

You should learn not to care so much.

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female,16....Hi im elena and i was woundering, My friend and i were in the park one day and we ended up making out.. The next day at school he didn't talk to me or even look at me.. He told his cousin that he liked me and he liked what happend but he wont talk to me. IS there something wrong or am i just freeking out?

Something is wrong

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im a witch and i m trying to be a christian, i just went to this teen revial {aquire the fire} and felt all on fire for God, and then i just played 'light as feather w/my coven. am i stupid for trying to do both? do i have to be one or another? can i be both? so confused....

How bout this, do what you want.

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hey everyone, it kinda seems like everytime i look at this stuff on the internet, the next day, something bad happens. If god knows that we are gonna look at that stuff, why doesnt he try to stop us, or why did he even create that stuff???

I dont get what STUFF is. Also, the whole god deal; dont bring it up in a question again.

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i have a hp computer (im on my little sisters right now) but anyway a couple of days ago i was signed on aim only and then all of a suddent the screen went blue and it was like "to prevent you computer from harming your files and folders it shut down" or something like that and then it said it was dumping the physical memory so i let it do that and when it was done i restarted my computer and a black screen pops up that says there was an error and then it asks how i would like to start up my computer, iv done everyway but it still wont work and then after the blue screen pops up!! i really need to get on so if anyone could help me that would be great

Reformat.
Its called the Blue screen of death by the way.

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Alright, so, my computer sucks. Apparently it's a good computer, but we always have problems with it. For the last few months it's been surprisingly fine. But recently, it starts shutting down with no warning or anything. I haven't noticed a pattern in things that I'm doing when it shuts down, and it's really becoming an inconveinance(sp?). We don't have a anti-virus program, which, I know is incredibly stupid. When I try to start the computer back up, it sounds like a dead engine trying to start up in the tower, but nothing works. Does anyone know what could be wrong? Thanks!

Hmm, this sounds like either
1. The dead engine sound could be your hard drive whackin out on you, which is bad.
or
2. A virus problem. Get a sweeper for virus's and get a sweeper for adware/spyware.

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hello ever one lol ummm i dont konw what do say ok i lost my cellphone 2 days ago and i didnt really worried about it cause i thought it was cheap about 40 dollar i got at cingular and my contract is not fininshed yet also i ask then how much is it they told me about 160 dollar icant offered that much and i think im gonna get kick out of my house if i dont find it ( i dont have my phone now but my dad still have to pay the monthly plan) oh my gosh what should i do can how can i get a free or cheap phone at cingular or is that possible?

sry i may write really messy or dosnt make ne since but plz forgive

Yes, this makes no sense at all.

Once you're past 6th grade, i might be able to help you out with your problem.

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i have a logitech wireless mouse and keyboard and every so oftern the keys dont work they keep stopping and no writing appears! What do i do? why is this doing this? how can i stop it? it hasnt cut out yet touch wood but please help ive tried re-starting my pc. thankz

Go to their site, i belive they have a download that will fix this problem. I have the wirless keyboard, but i got a better mouse by them. I havnt had your prob, but they usually have downloads for problems like this.

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well aim is my life and i go on ALLLLLLLLLL the time, but lately it hasn't been allowing me to go in as my name. it allows everyones but mine-i really need help :( please help me!
-i rate high
thanx

Click your name in the window. Press delete. Then re-enter your name, that should work. If not im not really sure what your problem is.

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Ok, my computer is really messing up. I just recovered it, usually after I recover, it does just fine. But now, when I go to an icon website, the icons never move, I refreshed the page, and restarted the computer, icons are still not moving. On this website, or any other, every other word is turned into a link, when I click it, its just a none existing website, and I'm just not understanding any of this, does this mean I need a new computer? Or is it a program I'm installing? I have AIM and Jasc Animation Shop 3 installed, so, I'm not sure ifd these could be it, because I've never had a problem with them, thank you, I rate!

I suggest reformatting your computer if that didnt work. It sounds like you have a virus or even more a spyware problem.

Reformatting isnt that big a deal unless you have data on their you really need in that case, make backups then proceed to reformat.

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This probably sounds really gay. But im OBSESSED with the computer. I mean im on AIM from 7 in the morning during school and until 930 - 10 @ night. I waste practically my whole day on it when i dont have school or something. I just want to get away from it and do something else but i can't! i

Naa, i spend all day on my computer too. However i mod it. Make new computers and play video games.

Yeah, i just made this one, its kicks all ass.

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my computer is practically BRAND NEW. It used to be so fast, not a problem. All the sudden it's been running SO slow. So I did the spybot & adaware search and destroy... fixed that. But now, whenever I'm on the internet and AIM, it disconnects. it signs me offline and the website i'm on stops working. then it'll re connect. this happens like every 5 minutes. what could be the problem? Is it Comcast? (cause that's what i use)

Try re-installing IE or Mozilla or whatever prog you're currently having in use to view web pages.

The spy/ad scanners might have destroyed that function for you while removing some stuff.

If that doesnt work, you have yourself a great problem.

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ok i went to walmart ok.. well i went for blank CD's but i picked up DVD-r CD's instead!! is there anyway possible to burn music on a DVD disk?

Yes. It takes much much longer to do this though. Also DVD is not a CD. You said DVD-r CD's, which they're not.

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I downloaded Limewire, but it says I have to let my firewalls stop blocking it. Is this safe?

Well, 2 things.
1. Letting the firewall down to install ILLEGAL music is not really the best idea.
and
2. Letting a firewall down is a bad idea due to the fact you're now very vulnerable to virus's etc.

Your choice.

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