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hey everyone im maria and i love giving advice. im pretty good, at it i must say. so if you have a question just drop it in my inbox. lots of love ♥

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does anyone know any fun party songs? maybe 80s 90s er now a days.

thanks!

now adays suck. 70s and 80s music. ramones, kinks, the smiths, sublime, g-love.ect.

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Ok well my best friend is really pretty and everyone loves to be around her. Alot of guys like her, its not even funny.
Well i would say i think im pretty but compared to her i dont feel pretty. It seems like everyone wants to be around her and not me.
I feel jealous all the time, and i hate it...i mean she is my best friend!!
What the heck is wrong with me and how do i stop feeling jealous??

i have the same exact feeling. no one talks to me no one cares about me. nothing. exactly the same. anyway. forget it. it will pass. someday it wont matter at all. likeshell be pregnant when shes like 16 and youll be normal.

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I got my rabbit about 6 months ago. It's not trained and i dont kno how. I tried giving it treats when she does tricks but SHE NEVER DOES ANY TRICKS! How do i train her to sit, lay down, and all the basic things?

hey crapface. why dontcha blow it out your ear.
your buddy,
strong bad

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There is this one guy that me and him are pretty good friends. He's a year younger than me, so he just moved up to the jr/sr high school. I see him a lot now and talk to him a lot more than before. And I'm not sure why but it seems like he likes me. And the problem with that is he has a girlfriend. Earlier this week me and some other people were hanging out at a school basketball game and during his girlfriends game he came and sat in front of me to talk to me. And a lot of hims when he'd turn around he'd like put his arm or hand on my knee or leg. The other day his g.f got hurt in gym and had to leave school, he came and sat with my friends and I during lunch. And then last night at the football game (which his girlfriend was at...but they weren't hanging out that much.) it was like 50 or below degrees and I was freezing so he offered me his hoodie. And he walked to the near-by gas station with us to get coffee and stuff. So I'm just wondering do you think he likes me? Please no stupid anwsers I just want to know what other people think. Thanks

hey crapface. why dontcha blow it out your ear.
your buddy,
strong bad

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Tonight I have to go to this western mystery dinner thing. And I'm supposed to dress in western clothes. The problem is what can I wear cause I don't really have anything besides jeans. If anyone has any simple but creative ideas can you please let me know by like 3 today (sat.) If you read this after then just ignore it. Thanks

hey crapface. why doncha blow it out your ear.
your buddy,
strong bad

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I'm 27 yrs, newly married. my problem is I'dont wan to get pregnant now. I'm totally not ready to be mother now coz i'm still pursuing my studies. I'm very scad to inform this to my husband coz i scad he will upset about that coz he loves children and he is a very loving person. I alrdy tempted to sex once but i'm scad i'm pregnant now, eventhough i take early precautions. please let me know how to avoid this pregnancy? and any symtoms?

hey crapface why dont you blow it out your ear.
your pal,
strongbad

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do u got a quote about chaning..high school..middle school

hey crapface why dont you blow it out your ear. your pal,
strongbad

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(14/f)Well i know everyone ask how do you makeout and stuff... I know how but i was just wondering if there were any tips? Also I have what they call a seperator on the roof of my and its to bring my teeth together and stuff....(you put a key in a twist it and yeah) So is it possible to makeout with it? Should i tell the doode before we do makeout just so he knows... I dont wanna like freak him out!!

umm....im prude and i even know how to make out. haha. just wiggle your tounge around. feeling is a no-no.

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Okay so i need help with my hair. It's naturally wavy and very full. It's also EXTREMELY frizzy. Now, normally I straighten my hair, but its getting harder. You see, I am overweight and need to lose weight. And the only way to do this of course if to eat right and excersize. Well i dont like to excersize cuz when I do, I sweat..alot and working out everynight will make my hair smell by mid-week. So here's my dilema, I dont like to wash my hair, simply because of the fact that once I wash it, and it dries..its like "HOLY *****" and straightening it is WORSE! my hair always looks terrible when I straighten it for the first time since washing my hair. Is there anyway this can be helped? I'm sick of having Frizzy hair.

just do a normal routine. excercise during the day, start with 10 sit-ups then work your way up to 200 a day, take a shower at night, sleep with wet hair, get up in the morning, straighten it and put frizzease frizz spray in your hair in the morning and use frizzease shampoo and conditioner. good luck

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ok, i just recently had a baby and i need a way to loose about 45 lbs. becuz i was chubby before i had my baby, but now im bigger than before. HELP!

theres this thing that gives you a personal diet that i saw on TV. watch the commercial channel. youll find it.

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ok i want to babysit but i dont really no any one with a young kid and about how old do you think you should be before you are trusted even and old even just can you give me to ages. and also what are some other jobs winter is going up so i dont really want to much of a outside job but can you just give me sum ideas. and if it is the babysitting thing can tell me how much to charge per kid and per hour... i rate 5s

put flyers in your grocery store and put those little strip things with you phone number on them . so people can put them off and call you. good luck

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i just want to ask everyone a question.
GUYS: do ya'll enjoy watching porn?
GIRLS: do ya'll enjoy watching it either? or being in a porno movie?

porn is disgusting. dont be in it and dont watch it.

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OMG I have a halloween party on like the 7th and I haven't gotten a costume yet. I don't know what to wear. I also will have a halloween dance and go trick-or-treating. I think I might be a boy but not sure. My mom won't let me buy a costume so what should I do??

I Rate HIGH!!


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you shold be a flapper. its sexy. wear an old black slip and sew lace as trim and wear long white gloves. wear a head band with a feather in it and curl your hair all around and wear bright red lipstick and blue eyeshadow with black eyeliner.

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i straighten my hair and by the time i get to school its kinda poofy and thick.. my question is what can i do so it will stay longer.. put a little gel or moouse in ?

put a very little bit of gel in your hands and put it in your hair.not so much that it makes your hair hard but just enough that its not frizzy.

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I'm having my friends over for an Italian Night! I already know what I'm cooking I just need to know what I should do to decorate the room and tabel we are eating at. Any Ideas??

paint a picnic table red, green, and white and put it in your dining room and fill it with italian food. play italian music and hang up an italian flag on the wall. good luck

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why do guys like big butts???

because they think theyre sexy.

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Ok I have a boyfriend and everything and I am afraid that he will want to kiss me. I don't have a problem with that. Its just my mom. She is VERY protective and if he does kiss me I am afraid that someone will tell her and she will get really mad. So What can I do. I have already talked to her and she said I am too young. :(
13/f No Smartasses either!

kiss him when your completley alone with him. no one will see you to tell your mom. good luck

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what does it mean to break your hymen? ill rate the 1st awncer

loose your virginity. you can break your hymen by sports too. like horseback riding and gymnastics ect.

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Okay, so my mother is allergic to everything except like...20 items total on this planet, and is extremely against all forms of chemicals such as nail polish and hair dye.
HOWEVER...
My roommate got a free salon-type-thing from her boyfriend, and on it, it says you can bring a friend, so we kinda decided she was bringing me...Lol. So we're getting our hair done this weekend.
I'm thinking
Thinned, re-layered, Cut a liiiiiiiiittle longer than shoulder length (or exactly shoulder length, not sure), side-sweeping bangs.
Now here's the hard part.
I kinda wanna get highlights. I'm thinking brownish red highlights 'cause I do have red in my hair.
My mother, however, would MURDER me if she saw highlights in my hair or knew that I borrowed my roomie's shampoo to see what effect scent had on my hair.
What do you guys think I should do? Should I get highlights anyway and beg them to make them as not-noticeable as possible? Or forego the highlights and possible making-worse of hair until I'm far away in grad school?
Should I ask them if they have temporary dye so I can see what they look like?
Opinions, please. ^_^

get highlights anyway and make them as not noticeable as possible and wear your hair in a bun around your mom a lot. or a half pony tail. good luck

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okay well i have a major crush.

on this boy jon, and well i need to tell him, but im way too shy. and afraid im going to look stupid !

so yeah can you please help me in a way not to act stupid?

ps hes in my classes and theres nothing to ever talk about.

slip him a note or ask a friend to tell him for you. tell her to act like she wasnt supposed to tell him. heres an example convversation.
friend: hey jon
jon: hey whats up?
friend: nothing really. oh my gosh you know what i just heard?
jon: what?
friend: [insert your name here] likes you!!
jon: really?
friend: oops!! i wasnt supposed to tell you that....[giggle]
then maybe he'll ask you about it. good luck

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