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Hey, I am Cj from Belize. Some may also call me Christopher. Others call me crazy.

You probably never heard of my country before but that is alright. Check for it on a map, it is right under mexico. And please don't direspect my country. Many of my ancestors have fought to make the country independent. ANd so did my grandparents and my father. And when I am old enough, I shall give back to my country its rightful due.

I will answer your questions according to what I think, not what you want to hear or what others are saying. I think for myself. And If you don't or can't think for yourself....
stop wasting your time in life.

And if you hate my advice, please explain why so that I can improve on it. Don't tell me that I am stupid and that you hate me, because I don't care what you think of me.
E-mail: power_cjwaight@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
Location: Belize
Occupation: student
Age: 16
AIM: my aim is to be # 1
Member Since: April 23, 2005
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ok i need some serious advice on how to make it so that i accually wake up when my alarm clock goes off because normally i just shut ot off and then go back to sleep... and i cant move it because there is no where else to plug it in. and ive tried moving it away from my bed but then when it goes off i just get up, bring it near my bed, and go back to sleep. i have no idea what to do... i cant go to sleep earlier because i cant fall asleep till 11, i dont get ttired till then....would some one help me please? (link)
put your music next to the alarm, then just try to put on your headphones or earplugs. Make sure it is set to a heavy metal song, and that will definately wake you up. (If not heavy metal, other forms of rock work too).

You won't believe the amount of energy that will give you.


Does anyone have any sugggestions
*on how to show my boyfriend I really do care
*ways to make him happy when he's sad
*and ways for me to be more affectionate when I'm with him (expecially at school)

I know these may sound stupid, but I really need some help. So any help would be appriated. Thanks (link)
Sorry, I can't help you on this,

but I can do this.


Hey, fellow advicenators, if you want to help this chic, she wants verbs, not advice. She wants to know specific actions she can try, not just general statements like (Make sure he feels comfortable around you)


Is giving a handjob to your boyfriend considered a sin? (link)
Hell Ya


i want to loose some weight in my thighs, waist, and butt what are some things i could do to do that?
thanks for the help..

much love* (link)
try jogging, it targets all those areas when you actually jog.(walking and swinging your hands fast does not count)


do you have to be a certain age to buy them?
i live in VA (link)
nope.
Usually it is once you look old enough.


Hi all I am 28 years old and I have a daughter who is going to be 9 this year and she has been asking me how babies get into the tummy and what pads are for and I am having truble getting the right way to say it...As I dont remember my mom talking to me about it...But I wont to be the one to tell her so she will be able to talk to me about anything....I was not comfertable talking to my mom and I wont my daughter to be able to talk to me.......if anyone could help me please do.thanks (link)
Tell em the truth!

Or do what they did me.

give me a dictionary and told me to look up all the words I was using.

then they gave me Dr. Spocks to read.

Cold as Hell


omg..i need to no how to be close with guys but still be me and not some plastic whore! i am 13 and a girl. (link)
4evermyslef2 basically said the ideal thing. And it is the motto i usually live by.

but..........

I know how you feel on this one. I am 15/m. If i want to attract a girl, I most change from the way I usually am. I am crazy and insane and people call me disturbed, but I just get bored and need to spice up my life with some randomness.
But when I am around girls, well to even get around girls, I need to be calm and relaxed and roll off some romantic lyrics and show kind gestures. But that is not who I am, and I don't have fun doing it.
So I think you are feeling the same thing, So you are not alone out there, cousin.
So lets take 4evermyslef's advice. Or try at least.


i asked this boy to the dance and he said no but only cause he thought i was joking then he told me he liked me so i asked him agin and said fine i'll go w/ u as in a leave me alone kind of way.i dont know if he likes me or if hes just being nice
i dont want to tell anyone cause i dont know if he wants anyone to know what should i do please help me i like him alot (link)
Sorry I am late on the response,
when you want to know about stuff like this you need to initiate your plan as soon as possible.

Well If he thought you were clowning around and said no, that means he really does not want to go. But he is making a special effort to go to dance because of you.

So he definately cares about you. I think it is too early to make a judgement if he likes you or not. and I cannot make any guess to it either because this one event is not enough of any kind of evidence to make any guesses to wether he likes you or he is just being nice.

So heck, go to the dance with him. talk to him, see how he feels. If he does not like you well, you only wasted a little piece of your life compared to screwing up your life permanently.


how do you know if a boy is flirting with you? (link)
Heck, when you think he is!
as soon as it sounds like he is taking a bit of extra effort in what he is doing.
like a compliment or something.
we don't ussually do compliments so,
again
when you think he is, he is.
done



anybody know where you can listen to songs on the internet for free (the whole song) for the play wicked? (link)
try at free rhapsody


i'm totally freaking out...well ok...i've been getting some signs with the number 5 in it like everytime i look at the clock it's usually 5:55....and i just keep seeing it everywhere...does anyone know what that means??well also i got this really wierd phone call and so did my friend...the number was 555-555-5555..wierd right?well does anyone know what that number is...and my friend also got a call from 111-111-1111...wierd...can someone please help???also i don't think this helps but i'm 14/f (link)
Your the 555.
It supposed appear when you become a hypocrite or something.


What is the best place to get your own domain for free
ex. of what i don't want "www.freeweblayouts.com/username"

ex. of what i want
"www.title.com.uku" or something like that (link)
Sorry my friend,
but I am afraid you have to pay for that kind.


my mum sang this song to me in the 1950's
it is now not politically correct!
some of the words are two little...........boys
one boy said aren't you sorry that your black
the other boy said, my mammy and my dad were black and that colours good enough for me (link)
yeah,
but what are you asking?


I have had this friend for 6 yrs. She told me that she had started smoking and asked me to also. What should I do to help my friend

No I did not start smoking. (link)
tell her that you won't.
tell her it is unhealthy.
and just don't follow her.
That is what I did.
It took my friend 2 years to see he was doing was wrong, but hey.
what he couldn't stand was smoking alone, people prefer to smoke with company, we just had to isolate him for a while.


Alright, I think this may have recently been asked, and I'm sorry if it was, but I need help.
I have the hardest time calling people, I only call people if it's an absolute emergency. Like, I can't even call my boyfriend, or best friend.
I hate it, I always want to call them, but I just can't do it. I don't know why. It's actually really affecting my relationship with my boyfriend, he's threatened to break up because I have probably only called him 2 times since I've know him (which is about a year or so). Can anyone help me get over this? (link)
I hate that phone too.
Just tell them it is against your religion or something (I did). And find other means of communication.
what happened to real life encounters? that is still an option as far as I know.


For christians, when you go to confession, do you say that masturbation was one of your sins? or is it not a sin? please help (link)
sure, if you want to. Or disguise it in other words. Although all chrisatianity is the same, everyone has thier own views on this subject. Even different preists have different views. SO it is up to you.
I would confess it.


whats a good idea on how to loose wieght?
i have no access to the gym and i dont want to go run outside. Is there anyway of looing wieght insdie myt house?
PLEASE AND THANKS!!! (link)
EAT LESS!
drink more water.
Sleep less.
dance (or buy a game like dance dance revolution)
eat healthier food!
do a bit of push ups, about 2 minutes worth per day.
walk more around shcool. Stand instead of sit.
sing!
but basically eat less and healthier.


what does the world bocita mean? (link)
the word bocita?
mouth


For my English class my teacher really stressed that we have to come up with a "clever title" for our thesis paper. Mine is about the Dred Scott decision. Anyone PLEASE help me come up with a title. I will rate high for anyone who can help!! (link)
Dread for dred


16 and a guy. Ever since I can remember, I've always bottled up my emotions, especially my anger. That lead me into being a shy person most of the times, not all though. Because of that, I find that (and other have told me) that I'm not good at communicating with people. Especially when something bothers me, because I almost never say anything - just to avoid trouble. Here at home especially, and at school its like this. I'd really like some advice on what to do. " Just saying how I feel " is not something I'm used to. (link)
well, instead of bottling up your feelings, try to be indifferent (that means having no emotions)

Just be a big tough guy. You are 16, the best time to get buff.

And let out your feelings through a more suttle means like destroying stuff. BUt controlled destroying, like breaking boards or trying to rip apart big stacks of paper.

And if you get big and a bit assertive, then express your self. Not your emotions, but yourself, like what you like or do not like. Start by talking about chics,(like what kinds look good, example; blondes/brunettes, smart/dumb) everyone can relate to that.

And if you seem cool, people will naturally do less to upset you. Thats a fact of society!

But just try being indifferent. To build that, you must not succomb to pain. The best pain is that of working out (lift weights, run, join a martial arts club). Don't even think about being a cutter in an attempt to defeat pain. That never works.

By defeating pain, you defeat fear, and fear is the only thing that is holding you back! so unleash your strenght!




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