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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

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how do u say your hott in spanish cuz i want to say it to a guy!

Tu caliente.

Too cali-entay

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I LOVE giving advice and I know you have to crawl before you can walk but I was wondering if anyone knows how I can get picked up by either a few magazines, newspapers or radio shows in order to do advice. I have a Masters in Clinical Psychology and have vast experieince in counseling and giving advice. I also have a book in the works and is being critiqued as we speak. I had a manager and we were putting together a demo wth a known radio d.j. but he got "other" ideas and wanted me to show him how much I really wanted to do the radio show and long story short, we parted weays. I have pictures (I am a former model) and I would LOVE to post them here on my site but they are too large to upload. ANY leads would be helpful.

Thanks!
TRUE ADVICE DIVA.

Wait til Abby or Ann or Alice dies.

Pounce on your job. Intern for them.

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What does Dolce vita mean? What does dolce mean?

Dulce means candy, and vita means life, so dulce vita probably means have a sweet life.

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I'm wondering, I'm only 14 at the moment, but girls my age seem to go for the bad guys and the biggest jerks. Why is that? I am a gentleman and I am as nice as can be and they always tell me that but why do they go for the jerks?

I don't get that either.

I am a girl, about your age, and I will totally ignore you if you are rude to me.

I think it is the sweetest thing when a guy opens doors and is gentlemanly.

Maybe that's just me.

I would wait and be there when the jerks all dump the girls you like.

Be their friend and then their....?

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Does anyone know how i can ask the following q's to a girl in away that wont make girls wonder why im asking it.Can you give me a sneakier way of asking the following q's

What do you like to find in a friend?
what kind of guy do you like?
Who are your friends?

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How can you find out stuff on a girl? Not like gossip but more like her fave movies and bands, ect.

Say...

"I value you as a friend, and there's this girl I really like, and I can't tell you her name" (or make it up and say she goes to another school) and ask her the first two.

Walk up to her and be like Ahh I love this band...and asssk her who she likes.(bandwise)

Just watch her too see who her friends are.

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ok i need help!!! i like this guy, an weve been huggin lately and we never have. we always joke around and smile at each other during class. im not sure if he likes me as just a friend or if maybe he wants to go out with me. i want to go out with him but i dont want to ask him because itll ruin our friendship. what should i do???

Let him make the first move.

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hey guys.
i'm going to be turning 15 in december, and in january i plan on applying for a job. any ideas where i could work? do you have to be 16 to be a waitress at an actual restaurant? thanks a bunch!

I know that Hot Dog on a Stick takes 15 year olds.

aybe other fast food places do too.

I don't usually see 15 year old real waitresses.

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ok game is el partido so would gameS be los partidos? same with ballons so ballons would be Los globos right?

yeah

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i dont get this well i never take in more then 2000 callories a day more like 1000-1500 but like im putting on weight!!! the only way i lose any is if i dont eat for a day or i have no breakfast no lunch and like a salad for dinner which i have sometimes! but i dont get it.
i did lose about half a stone last year im 51.6kg and 5'2 btw im almost 15 if that helps x x x

This is an American website. What are stones? Please translate kg into pounds (our weight system)!!!!

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Ok im a BOY and 14 years old...i like another girl...she is pretty kind to me and is 16...idk how i shud tell her that i rlly love her...ask her e-mail?go to a movie with her?please help!

She might not want to make the first move. I usually don't make the first move.

Please please don't ask her out over hte internt. That kinda sucks and it's so much cooler in person.

By saying you really love her, it's coming on too storng.

Say hi to her!

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if the guy you like messes with ur head and likes beating you at stuff what exactly does that mean? is that considered flirting or not?

yeah, it's flirting :)

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AIM keeps changing my passwords on my screenname (its happened like 3 times this month ) and I can`t figure out the new password. So I need a new screen name. I know yall hate to answer these kinds of questions but I could use some help b/c I can`t get on AIM until I think of a new one.

ABOUT ME:
Name: kymmie
hair color : blonde
im kinda a prep
love hollister/ abercrombie, beach california, words glamourous amazing gorgeous etc. i want xOx in it, or just xO my last sn way mIss GlaMour xO but I need a new onee. please help yall I`ll give good feedback and rate high!

KymmiCalixOx

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how much are guitar lessons?

Depends on where you go and live. If you give me specifics, I can get you guitar lesson teacher's phone numbers.

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haha amy very funny rinse and repeat but how do i know if he really likes me

call me.

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Are there any soapmakers on this site? How do you make a bar of soap? Or where can I learn how on the Internet?

THANKS

Cold process or melt and mold?

EDIT:I meant what kind of soap do you want to make?

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i asked the ques. aboutt he guy and the bf thing. the guy i was talkin about i relize likes to liek pat me on the back alot..almost like a half hug..i dunno i like him..he may like me but im just not sure. and i dont wanna let him no i liek him yet. wut do i do?

#1 Learn to type, Madison!!

#2Hug back

#3 Rinse and repeat (hahaha)

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k for halloween i'm being a cowgirl. i have a cowboy hat and stuff but i'm just not sure how i should wear my hair. it's not very long.. it just touches the top of my shoulders when it's straight. i was wondering if i should put it in pigtails or if i should just leave it down? what would go with the 'cowgirl' theme more? thanks

loose pigtails

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Ok there this girl I like, and I really like her. But she dosen't feel the same way about me, so usally I just let it go. For some reason though I just can't stop thinking about her, just like every day it bothers me. The thing is, she isn't even my type, most of my past ex have been popular and athletic. Just like 3min ago I got asked out by some chick, and thats the third time this week i've turned someone down. Any adivce is need. Thanks!

How do you know that she doesn't like you?

She might be shy.

Ask me again w/ more details @ Igotamonopoly.

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What are the building blocks of minerals?

Ask this somewhere else.

1. I am not your tutor.

2. I have no clue.

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Is Irish a Language?

No, but gaelic is, and that is what they speak in Ireland.

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