my dad was going out with this girl for like.... 3 years...they've been going on and off for a pretty long time and they just broke up! now, he is ALWAYS moping around and ALL of this stuff! i will ask him what is wrong and he will always say..."nothing just depressed." i mean im really concerned...what can i tell him without him freaking out on me?
get him a piece of ass.
-hitler
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my cats name is jack...and he drools...alot...is that normal?
ya, as they get older they start to do that. sorta like grandpa hitler. one question; does the drool smell like catfood?
-hitler
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I've always felt that there was no need to be in a relationship at my age(14) but i was just asked out and i think i have fallen in love. but my mother tells me there is no way you can fall in love so young. do you think its possible to fall in love at such a young age? if you dont think so what do you think i should do, i dont want to dump him or anything, but i dont want to waste my time and energy
if there is no point to our relationship.
dude, no. you'll look back at this when you are 25 and say "holy shit, hitler was right!!"
and then everybody will think that you're a nazi.
this is the "who cares" phase, if it feels good, do it. have fun!
-hitler
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Hey, I might be going to meet Nicky Hilton tommorrow [if you don't believe me don't bother commenting because I will not rate you highly]. What should I wear? I was going to wear my THAT'S HOT tshirt with a Juicy sweatsuit set, but I thought it might be cheesy, considering Paris says that! Thanks ♥
wear a nice stylish dress of some attractive color, no patterns, just a nice full color, like blue. accent with a suitable pair of modest heels and hose, then send me a picture.
-hitler
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What's the best way to ask your parents if you can go out on a date- I'm not talking about "boyfriends" that you have in like 7th grade, I mean HS bfs .. and how to tell your parents that you have a bf without feeling-weird and uncomfortable! Thanks
you: hey I'm going to(insert place) with (insert name here) for (insert activity here), we'll be back by (insert curfew) o' clock.
them: who is ()? who's driving?
you: answer
them: well ok, be back by ().
-hitler
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Do I have the right to be offended..this girl considers me her BEST FRIEND [we are good friends but not BEST BEST friends]. When we leave a class, she never waits for me, unless her little other friend is absent. When that girl isn't around, she waits for me and she talks to me. I mean, I have other friends I walk with, I just find this, weird.. and awkward you know. And at lunch, whatever I say, it's usually the opposite. I don't really care, but am I wrong to be a bit.. you know.. offended?
calm down and read what you just said:
and then ask yourself what you would say if your name was hitler the goat.
I'll be the drunk redneck philosopher here and be very blunt;
this is a problem? what kind of sheltered life have you been leading? or do you just sweat the small stuff? if so, never sign up for the armed forces, as you would be a hinderance in combat.
no offense, but this is no big deal, please stop worrying over issues this small and start watching c-span, it will help you realize that there are bigger problems like child abuse, drug dependency, and impending doom.
-hitler the soldier
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is the best way to get a lil tipsy without throwing up..to drink small parts a time ..and not all at once? also is eating before you drink helpful in not thorwing up..thanks
empty stomach
with the following:
1 can of minutemaid limeade
8 cups water
4-8 ounces of cap'n morgan depending on your size/weight
mix ingredients and chill with ice
drink it all
eat gummy worms and potato chips with the drink
-hitler the genius
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Does anyone know where I can buy "entertainment memorbilia" aka.. The 2005 Bush Inaugarational Balls/Parties on VHS/DVD ? I've already checked ebay, but if someone has it and is going to list it, please let me know- THANKS! I've been looking ALL over and no luck!
go to c-span.com
they usually have tapes of that for sale.
did you vote too?
if not, why not, was it raining?
-hitler
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How come everyone thinks im mean? all i do is tell the truth. I gues they just cant handle the truth. Do you guys appreciate it when people tell you the truth or stupid lies? I would rather know the truth not stupid lies people tell me to feel better gosh.
Whats your opinion
Ya_gots_to_luv_me :)
me, i am an incredibly blunt person too, but that kind of gets our types in trouble because society likes to maintain a facade to others. its a fascinating thing in a lab, but it sucks in real life.
I require a blunt form of honesty from my friends, but most people think the truth is in fact relative and can be viewed from different perspectives as a lie. just do what i do and think about what you say before saying it. or lift weights so that you have the physical ability to back up whatever you say.
remember the lesson of the nuremburg trials; might makes right.
-hitler
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myniples are like normal color but thay like blend in with my bood like thay dunt stikc out ... is that natueral? likei c myfrenss and like illtell them and thay say no!! so i wana ask a older person!!! (13/f)
honestly, I think its really cute and you shouldn't worry about your skin's pigmentation in that area, because chances are, it will drive us dudes up the wall with excitement.
and it is a natural genetic trait among scandanavian as well as irish populations, a little rare, but an excellent turn-on.
-hitler
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i get these horrible and huge pimples on my vigina ..thay hert bad!!! wut shoul di do ... and i dont have sex or masterbate!
see a doctor, now.
-hitler
in response- wow, that sucks, welcome to the club...... got them buggers back in august of 06 out in hohenfels.... never share your sleeping bag with anybody in the czech army
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could someone give me the names of some really upbeat songs that make you smile when you hear them. they don't have to be a new song I go for the oldies too.
'suicide' by ozzy osbourne
but seriously, check out staind's last cd, i love it, i listen to it whenever i go to my recruiting station
-hitler
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i want to make a cd for a 4 year old. does anyone know some really fun songs. i don't want anything too babyish though, just something he can dance to.
the wheels on the bus?
-hitler
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ok i've never been kissed before... i have a boyfriend now and we've been going out for a little over a month, we still havent kissed and i want to but since i've never done it i dont know how to make the first move... help pleez!!
kis him you fool. who cares if you do not have any finesse.
just like the m=ovies
-hitler
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You know what?? Whoever is asking these repulsive questions needs to knock it off!! Whoever it is you are a disgusting pervert who needs to go play with a tree!! And moderators, delete this moron! You can't let him ask these questions!!
I'm also going to stand up for candi_sweet_hart, you aren't whatever that ass called you. Whoever it was, he/she is a mofo.
i agree with you all; event the ones i disagree with.
who and what the devil are you talking about?
i am extremely drunk right now and am on the way to a pornographic website. i am sorry if this is too mucgh info, as ai have lost the ability to filter out any of my random thoughts.
i love you
fight the power.
-hitler
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Where can i get a weight table for a 13 year old???
I also know this question is asked a lot, but how can I work on my thighs, abs, and arms??
Thanks, I rate 5's! (if your answer is reasonable)
google
situps and crunches
pushups
squats
-hitler
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What kind of dog would you reccomend that is small and you don't have to worry much about its hair?
a corgy.
i love you
-hitler
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My breasts have been hurting a lot lately. I havent done anything major, I didnt fall or injure them at all.. no new medications, and my period isnt coming untill the middle of next month. What's wrong with me and what should I do?
im drunk right now, so bear with me.
first random thought; stop squeexing them.
second; i am watching c-span
third; mexico
fourth; call your doctor or whatnot.
fifth; the f-104 starfighter is by far the coolest mach-2 interceptor ever.
sixth; i like airplanes
seventh; definitely go to a doctor
-an enabriated hitler
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where is a good recipe website?
publix.com click on the aprons(tm) link.
try the sauteed cod loins.
-jitler
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my friends say i talk about this kid i like way too much, and now that i think about it i kinda do. what can i do to stop? i mean i like him so much i can't get my mind off him. what can i do?
masturbate. it cures that little urge.
-hitler
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