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So, I'm fifteen & female. for the first time last weekend, my boyfriend and i had oral sex both ways. LIke he gave me oral & i have him oral. After it though, i felt like reeeeeal dirty. I mean, is that slutty or anything? I'm only fifteen and it just doesn't even feel right. Or is that normal the first time haha...I don't know, let me know, thank youu.

That's a normal age, but if you don't feel right about it, that's normal too. Never do something you don't want to, but don't worry about what happened.

f/17so the other day when me and my boyfriend had sex, when we were done i went to the bathroom to pee. when i was done and was going to wipe my vagina there was uhm..like saliva danglind from someones mouth..something like that commin out of my vag.

That's just wetness. It's from being aroused.

is it:

- "a unique" or "an unique"?

- "an year" or "a year"?

citing any other weird ones would be appreciated too

Think of how it would look if you spelled it out how it sounded. Unique would be yunique, and the y there is not a vowel, so it is "a" and not "an". In year, the y is also not a vowel, so it is "a" and not "an". Similar words are "honor", if you spelled it out how it sounded, it would be onor, which starts with a vowel sound, therefore it is "an honor".

I just got my period and it is BROWN! What does this mean? Isn't blood supposed to be red? This is almost like poop colored blood. :(

So what does it mean when your period is brown? I am very scared.

THANK YOU!

That's completely normal don't freak out. It means you're near the end of it or it's just a light flow. Relax.

I was wondering my girlfriend has a real big clit and her lips stick out a little bit and its a lot easier to get her to have a orgasm because her clit is easy to play with, other girls ive been with in the past there lips do not stick out and have a tiny little clit, does this mean when i messed around with them it didnt have the same effect?

Literally every girl's vagina and down stairs situation is different. There are girls with all shapes and sizes. Maybe it might be easier for HER to get an orgasm, but not necessarily because of her clit. Maybe it was just harder for the other ones to have orgasms. You never know. But all different sizes and shapes are natural and normal.

The University of Maryland says that in order to be considered for a merit scholarship you have to have your application in by November 1. This might be a stupid question but if I have it in by the middle of november do you think it's possible I would still be considered?

Odds are you probably wouldn't get it... sorry. Colleges are usually pretty serious about those deadlines, especially with so many people trying for a scholarship and so little money to give all of the qualified candidates.

But there is still a chance that you might get it. Never get pessimistic about college, because there's always transferring, or loans, or re applying; there's a million ways to get into a college if it's really the right fit for you.

I just have to know. I have had nothing but pain with guys who have big dicks so why are all the other girls making such a big deal out of this?

For some girls, it doesn't matter, but for others it does. Girls who prefer big penises usually enjoy the feeling of being "full".

If it hurts you then maybe you're tighter than their penises, or maybe you didn't have enough foreplay to make it wetter and looser.

Some boy at school held up two finger like a "V" I guess and put his tongue between them. What does that mean?

It is the oral sex symbol for eating a girl out, the V is supposed to represent the vagina. It's probably a joke.

Hi!

I need to know if I should shave my vagina. I am old enough and when I asked my mom she said I needed to make up my own mind because it was a lot of work to keep it shaved. I guess the real questions I have are is shaved vagina cleaner and do guys like me to have a shaved vagina?

Does anyone else shave "down there?"

To your real questions, guys definitely prefer shaved, and it can be much cleaner. It can be some work to maintain, but over all, it is more hygienic and feels and looks more pleasant to guys.

hi!!! can anyone tell me how to take a video and just turn it into the song? what i mean is that i just wand the sound and not the video anymore so i can put it on my ipod my iphone or my mp3player i use in the car.

does anyone know how to do this?

please and thank you!

If you have QuickTime Pro, you can click on the menu Export and then Audio to Wav. Then open the file in iTunes, and click convert to AAC. Then you have a song that can go on your iPhone (or burn to CD)

This guy who is two years older than me (i have known him for 2 years)Well we started talking and then we started talking about him fingering me or me giving him oral...I have seriously been considering letting him finger me..So what do you guys think.I would prefer comments that arnt saying im to young cause i think i am ready.I have a good head on my shoulders..Anyway what does it feel like and what do i do to be ready fer it?

Thanks :]

14 is not too young. And 2 years older is not too much of an age difference. People saying you need to be ABSOLUTELY sure are not giving you the best advice; while you should think that you're ready, being fingered is not like losing your virginity, in that it isn't a major step in your life and sexuality.

It can feel good if he has experience. There are two parts of fingering, rubbing the clit and actually fingering. Different girls prefer different parts, and you might prefer different speeds and intensities.

The important thing is to relax because with girls, it is hard for them to come if they don't relax. There is really nothing to be worried about.

19/female.

i guess everyone has different opinions on this .. but i'd just like to see how everyone feels about this! so i obviously shave down there, but everytime i know or feel like i will be doing something sexual with a guy i feel like i have to be baby smooth down there with absolutely no stubble. it's actually really annoying having to worry about being that smooth but i feel like if i have a little stubble, the guy will be grossed out. i would feel a bit awkward asking haha so i was just wondering (both guys and girls) how you feel about stubble?

It depends on how much stubble it is. If it's just a little stubble from after shaving, then it isn't a huge problem as far as turn offs go. However, you should keep in mind that it can be really scratchy on the tongue if someone eats you out with stubble. You should probably shave about once or twice a week, to keep the stubble manageable.

My sister downloaded a toolbar onto my mac called click the stream. It sounds kind of suspicious so i want to get rid of it. But i dont know how. It's in flock on my mac. Thanks!

If you have Mac OSX, then you can find the folder or application and just drag it to the trash and empty the trash. The application would probably be in the Applications folder under your user, but it might be in Library/Application Support. You should probably check there anyway because it might have parts of it that stay on your computer. There are two Library/Application Support folders on your computer, one on the root drive (Macintosh HD), and the other on your user folder.

So if Christmas is a holiday that is celebrating the birth of Christ, then can someone tell me why non christians celebrate christmas??

Thank you!

More and more these days, Christmas has become less spiritual and more secular. For example, when most children think about Christmas, they think less about Jesus and more about Santa. The idea of presents, which originated from the gifts that the 3 Wise Men gave Jesus, has consumed the holiday and turned it into a consumerist holiday.

Christmas has almost turned into an American holiday, in that it is a federal day off. Also, Christmas customs can be fun. There is something very festive about decorating a tree with multi colored lights, or caroling, and of course, presents.

Stores glorify Christmas because it is a major source of income- think about Black Friday.

Uhm, this is weird... but what are some song about drugs?
Like, for example.
"We are all on drugs" -Weezer
"Smoke it" -The Dandy Warhols
"I Take Drugs" -Murderdolls
"Bucket Bong" -Frenzal Rhomb.

Yeah, don't ask why.

Smoke Two Joints - Sublime
Cocaine - Eric Clapton
Snow ((Hey Oh)) - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Dosed - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Where is My Mind? - The Pixies
Just Like a Pill - Pink Floyd
Ride Wit Me - Nelly
High Together - Shwayze
I Must Be High - Wilco
Ridin High - 8 Ball & MJG

ill just get right to the point ......... how do you do the best bj to your boyfriend cause hes saying i need to buy a book about it!

(Answer deleted to avoid being banned for explicit advice.)

I am in love with someone who doesnt care. there is no one to move on to and i need physical attention so i keep going back to him. I would just have sex with someone else but i just cant do it. i keep going back to the same guy thinking i am going to change his mind bc i think he really does love me back. i have gone long periods of time without talking to him and i miss him i dont want anyone else and i am not happy by myself

This is a tough one. However, if you don't feel equal in the relationship, it is not worth staying in. A famous quote goes "the power in a relationship lies with whoever cares less". The important thing is to leave when you see this coming. You should find someone else to take your mind off him, just keep in mind that you deserve someone who cares about you.

If I am off base, it's because I don't really understand the situation.

Heyyy. Okay so my boyfriend is fifteen (sixteen in a month) and is a sophomore. I am fourteen and a freshman. We haven't been dating long. Like, about a month and a half I think and almost everything is perfect. He's adorably cute and totally awesome. The one problem is he gets really protective of me around his friends. I guess you could say his friends are... bad? Hahah, I don't know... My bf isn't bad but his buddies are all sophomore boys and they you know, I guess, don't really respect me? Like one of them hits on me all the time and one like smacks my butt. They mean it jokingly and I know they don't actually like me, I think they just do it to make my boyfriend mad. And he gets mad... But he loves his friends and they really are nice but this is just how they pick on him. He like actually gets pissed at them and won't let me out of his sight if we're at like a party that they're at too. And I don't know, I feel bad for him. I don't know if there is anything I can do to help... Like is there any way I can help and make the situation better??? Just wondering. Thanks!

That doesn't really seem appropriate, for his friends to be hitting on you or smacking your butt. If that makes him unhappy, it should probably stop. Maybe re iterate to them that you are in a relationship with him.

I had a kinda embarrassing moment with my new girlfriend. She said something about howher other boyfriends were bigger than me and stuff. :(

So what is considered a small penis anyway?

Mostly I think I need a girlfriend with some manners. lol!

5 inches hard is average, 4 should be enough to satisfy a girl sexually. Anything less than that and she will have trouble feeling it.

So we had sex last night and now it feels like my bladder is bruised inside of me. I know this is stupid but I held my pee while we did it because it was a right in the moment thing and I didn't want to ruin it. You know what I mean.

So is that what I did and do I need to go to the doctor about it?

Most likely a penis wouldn't bruise your bladder from the inside. Maybe it was full and the aching you are feeling is from holding it too long, it could have been full and his body bumping against yours could have hurt it. I wouldn't worry about long term damage, take some ibuprofen and see if it gets better.

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