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"Screwing up America's children so you don't have to."

If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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do boys like hairy pussy?

huh. well, if it came down to it, pussy's pussy. but I'm more inclined to go down on a chick if its shaved simply because it tickles my nose. its not mandatory, but its a nice touch.
-Gunner

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I am thinking about committing suicide. I've made some really bad decisions and feel that it would be best for everyone if I were gone. My family would get insurance money and would be taken care of financially.

nope. insurance won't cover it if you're the cause of death. economically speaking, this is not a wise choice.
-gunner

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what and how is a easy way to die quick without pain if u wont tell me sumbody else will

chances are good that nobody will tell you how to painlessly kill yourself, so I'm calling your bluff. even if your life feels like its not worth living right now, chances are also good that it is worth living. quit this dramatic bullshit, take a deep breath, and imagine exactly how fucked up things for your friends and family would be after you off yourself. do you have any idea how hard it is to get rid of a suicide body!? they can't be buried on consecrated ground, so its almost an automatic cremation to be tossed across unhallowed ground. no traditional church funeral, because the major religons won't touch it with a ten foot pole... not to mention the fucking cleanup crew that has to come through and steam the carpets and scrub the blood off of everything because suicides don't even have the common decency to lay down tarps. economically speaking, this is a serious pain in the ass. and I'm sure you can picture how they would react emotionally. and don't give me any of that "they wouldn't care" bullshit. They will, and you know they will.
Ranger the hell up, and have a nice day.
-Gunner

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So I busted the guy im seeing on a dating site.. he got angry and came back to me saying this
''what are you not allowing me to talk to other girls then you? im sorry I cant give you 24/7 attention (ironically doesnt at all) , says oh well are you not letting me talk to other girls other then you?''

why would someone say that.. of course he can,but why in that way?
also,has said when im mad at him ''wtfack is wrong now'' things like that...

what do you think.

simple, he's a scumbag. thats why guys like him say shit like that. get rid of him.
-Gunner

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How old are you? Are you happy with your age? how's life treating you?

I'm 26 years old.
I have been to 16 different countries on three continents, and fought the enemies of my country with all of my might. I've seen things that would make the average civilian go catatonic with shock, and I know the feeling of victory. looking back on all that I have done, I am proud. 99% of people don't ever get a chance to do half of the things I have done, and I pity them for missing the party.
sure, some of the things I've seen were so scarring that I'll never mention them to anybody, but life's experiences are what you make of them.
Happiness is in accomplishing the task, the thrill of a new adventure, the vanquishing of a skilled opponent. Fill your life with purpose, and you will know happiness.
-Gunner

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What are 3 things you wanted as a kid but never got?

1: a gun
2: a boat
3: powerwheels
-Gunner

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i am 16 and m dating a 17 year old boy we have been dating for three years and we in a distance relationship so he telling me we should have sex so that he can remember me when he's away

well thats the most bullshit excuse I've ever heard. if he even thinks that would be a good reason to have sex, then your answer should be no.
-Gunner

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ok i need to know if it is possible that in the near future we will be able to time travel. like im 13 so obviously i havent lived inthe 60s. however, i really want to go back in time and meet the beatles desparately. is it quite possible that time travel could be invented in my lifetime? also in addition, is anyone even trying to invent time travel right now?! and please list possible time travel theories as well. though i should prob be thinking about guys in my own generation, these are the thoughts that run through this 13 year olds mind. dang i was totally born in the wrong era! anyway, help a girl out and answer these 3 questions. kisses!

watch "through the wormhole with morgan freeman". there's an episode on time travel, and it thoroughly explains what kind of math is involved in time travel. recently a bunch of physicists came out and said it was impossible. however, many people have said many things were impossible, like the atomic bomb, and space travel. humanity is hardwired to make the impossible happen. so, at some point, I expect somebody's going to figure it out. but I don't think, with the resources currently allocated to it, that it will happen anytime soon. Issac Asimov once said that if our entire species devoted itself to figuring out how to travel faster than light, it would be accomplished in less than a year. but the world doesn't work like that, so FTL is going to take perhaps another century at the earliest. time travel will be even longer, seeing as how people really don't want to fuck with timelines and alter history and shit like that. but, considering there are significant numbers of researchers looking into extending the human lifespan to centuries, and even possibly millenia, and that their field is about 20-30 years from achieving a breakthrough, it may be possible that you would live long enough to see time travel become possible. but at that point, I imagine it would just be a sideshow to the more breathtaking things that we as a species will be capable of by then. I sometimes wish I was born in a different era, perhaps a simpler time in which I could ride in an M-18 Tank destroyer across the plains of western europe and hunt Tigers... but then I realize that some poor bastard a hundred years from now will be thinking the same thing of what I have done in the mountains of central asia. its all a matter of perspective, of the grass looking greener yesterday, when in fact the grass will be greener tomorrow.
-Gunner

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Did your life turn out different from what you imagined as a kid?

yeah. I wanted to be a soldier. I became a soldier. realized the real world sucks, so I left the army after 6 years and decided to go to college.
I imagined I would be a Scout Section Leader by now. instead, I'm six years behind the people with whom I graduated high school.
Things are very different once the real world gets involved. but I'm still glad everything turned out the way it did. Do what you want, and never stop dreaming.
-Gunner

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The IP Brake light comes on when I get above 35 MPH on my 92 GMC truck. Have all new brakes, & full pedal, stops good.

sounds like parking brake is set. try disengaging, or downright kicking that fucker a few times to see if the light goes off. also- GM sensors suck. your truck's old as hell, so it might just be an old sensor malfunctioning.
if your attempts to disengage the parking brake do not shut that light off, head over to O'Reilly auto parts and use their diagnostic computer(they will let you use it for free) to figure out what's going on.
-Gunner

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I took over 20 morning after pills.. how will that affect me?

check the label on the bottle. they usually all have a "if you overdose, do this" blurb on the back. I'm not even going to ask why you would be that stupid. you're a confused emotional woman, and that answers my question perfectly.
-Gunner

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my name is crimsson. what should my emo/scene nick name be?

I'm pretty sure your real name is emo enough for the purpose. I'm not even going to ask why you kids these days are making your own gay nicknames. real nicknames are what your friends give you as an esoteric joke about something stupid or funny that happened to you. with you guys, this shit is like Live action roleplay.. "Hi, I'm Jade and I write shitty poetry" and the like. get some friends, do something stupid, and get a real nickname.
-Gunner

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Hello!..

So there is this chimney looking structure..in an empty field..that I go past to visit my boyfriend. I live in Cambridge, Ohio..and this is out..past where I live..

Well, I was watching this thing about adolf hitler and the concentration camps..and when they gased the jew's..in the chambers.. the fumes would come up out of the top of the chimney looking structures.. the same chimney looking structure..looks EXACTLY..like the one I seen.

I've always wondered what it is.. and now it makes me feel sick o.o..but I'm not sure if it really is.. or not..but why would it be there..alone..with nothing there with it?

It's mysterious.

If you can't help it's okay..but still..XD Thanks!

no. there were no death camps in America. we had concentration camps, but those were in the california desert and just held Americans of Japanese descent. for the record, they didn't kill them, they just made sure these guys weren't going to, as they said back in the day, "Pull a Jap" on America.
If you were a Nazi building a death camp (death camps and concentration camps are quite different from one another, you are asking about a death camp), would you not use the best design known for your cremation equipment? chimneys look similar for this reason. I've been to the Death Camps in Europe, half of the horror about the damn things is how efficiently they were designed.
and trust me, if you ever go to a real death camp, you won't need a sign to tell you anything, you get this really deep vibe that bad shit went down there... its hard to explain.
but no, that is not a concentration camp in cambridge, ohio.
-Gunner

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Hey man! It's wrong.The premarital sex thing.GOD Answered the question HIMSELF through people.Thanks anyways.Deuteronomy 22:13-the end.Try reading it.

good for him. I refer you back to my original statement and point out that your good book also suggests that not only is keeping canadian slaves cool, but also that throwing your teenage daughter to the tender mercy of crowd of aroused dude-rapists is a good idea too.

I've read enough for my tastes.
-Gunner

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Hi,thanks a lot for the message.May we all get guidance from the LORD!.

virtual high five, dude.

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For the past few months I have been waking up every single night between 2-5am at least once, usually twice.

I find it difficult to go back to sleep again and as a result I constantly feel tired and when I wake up in the morning I never feel well rested.

What can I do?

I do that every night. here's what I do- I grab my rifle, get out of bed, and sleep on the couch. I fall back asleep quick, and wake up when I need to. you probably don't sleep with a loaded rifle, so you can skip that step.
-Gunner

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Hi.I just want to ask you a question as regards the ''sex before marriage'' thing.Where in the Bible is it forbidden?Who defined fornication as being sexual intercourse before tying(tieing) the marriage ''knot''? And..if one can not wait,then he should marry,according to what Paul said in Corinthians.Ok.But..what if one can not marry at the moment because his parents think he has to get married at 30?or even later?So...does that mean that he has to 'burn'' until the time his parents or other people deem ''right'' for him to get married?If i'm not commanded to ''burn'',why should i?And...masturbation.Is it natural?I have masturbated too,and i,by GOD'S GRACE,have tried to stop it,not doing it now.But,what is the way out?If GOD created human beings and made sexual desire part of the physiology of both married and unmarried people.When married people have the desire for sex,they just do it.When unmarried people(because of certain circumstances) have the desire for the same..what should they do?why does one principle apply to a group of people and does not apply to the other?Where in the BIBLE does that come into play?

whoa whoa whoa, calm down, killer. as far as I'm tracking The Old Testament lays down the dirt on fornication, along with several other subjects, including the proper capture and nationality of slaves. I think my favorite part was the satire about sodom and gomorrah in which a crowd of dudes shows up at the main character's house and demand that he hand over the angelic guest he is harboring so they can rape him. not wanting to let his guest get poop-chuted by a mob, he compromises by handing over his 13 year old daughter for their gangraping festival. I use this to illustrate a point- yeah, the bible says its wrong to nail your girlfriend without throwing a ring into the mix, but it also says I am allowed to keep slaves as long as they are of a different nationality(hence, my canadian manservant). The Bible is a great book full of valuable lessons and guidelines on living a good and happy life. is living so strict and narrow-minded producing the good and happy life that the author of The Bible seeks for his people? The one lesson that I have taken from the many religous texts from the many religons I have encountered, is the golden rule- treat others as you wish to be treated. and so, I leave you with this- Live a full and happy life, and once you meet a woman you love, do whatever the two of you decide is prudent, including premarital sex, or getting married before your parents say it is okay, because half the fun of life is defying their social norms. This is your one shot at life, buddy. grab a bungee cord, get a running start, and flip the bird to all of the people who tell you you can't.
good luck
-Gunner

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My boyfriend and I had been together a year, were about to get engaged and get my ring, and sign the lease on a new apartment.

A week before we were supposed to move, he dumped me. There was no warning - he did not distance himself from me, two days before he showed up with a rose and a mocha. He'd been getting money out for moving, planning the move with me, talking about our future all the time.

The day before it happened, I told him I was still unhappy about the things I said a month ago (he freaked out on me off his meds) and that I didnt feel like he treated me like I was special. He also was going to have to take care of the first month rent alone, as my job hours were cut.

We had a great morning the day it happened, and then he spent 5 hours at work thinking about it, came back and dumped me in 30 minutes. He was mean, and angry, and emotionally not even there. He then was a jerk and bothered me all the next day about his stuff, finally was nicer and had coffee with me before I got him his stuff, where he spouted cliches.

He suffers from depression, and we've had issues for several months due to me trying to help him with his depression/mood swings issues. He once almost broke up with me before, but took everything back, sobbing and begging me to stay because he had not meant it, had been depressed and not meant it.

I admit to making the normal mistakes right after - I told him it was a mistake, tried to logically reason with him, told him how much I loved him and how i wouldnt get over him.

I even took responsability that was not mine. Anyway, after that I blocked him on facebook, and sent him an email saying no contact, and that he could email me if he changed his mind about the future.

He emailed back immediately with the same stuff about maybe one day he can be good for me or maybe one day we can be friends.

But the whole time, he is completely emotionally dead, the same way he was every time he went off his medication, like it was a stranger.

Its like hes having a meltdown. I'm moving on with my life, but I would have given him another chance. Will he ever realize what a horrible mistake hes made? He loved me so very much, and I did him. Want peoples opinions on everything, and if I've killed all chance of a reunion.

well, it doesn't matter what you were planning on doing, its what you implied that counts. I'm not sure which issues you're expecting him to deal with and change, but I will say this- expecting him to change in the eleventh hour is horse shit. if its his little bipolar episodes, thats reasonable, however, you're the one that was buying the house with the shaky foundation and expecting it to be solid.
also- judging by his behavior, I'd be willing to put money on one of his buddies being involved in his reasoning ie: the day it happened, he probably told his buddy about you still being

"unhappy about the things I said a month ago (he freaked out on me off his meds) and that I didnt feel like he treated me like I was special. He also was going to have to take care of the first month rent alone", and you know what? I can tell you what his friend may have said to piss in your Jell-O.
"Dude, fuck that bitch. She's trying to make you into her little HitlerJugend husband, train you like a rat terrier to put up with her shit so she can sit back while you pay all the bills and treat her like the twisted little princess she is." How do I know? because not only do dudes think alike on things like this, but we also warp the story a bit when we are telling our friends things like this to make ourselves look better. Hell, his story probably didn't include anything about his mental health issues(he most likely made you out to be a bi-polar nitpicky bitch), and the part about you having a reasonable explaination for the first month's rent thing? didn't make it into the story either.

so. reality sucks, doesn't it? as far as I can tell, you, his ego, and his friends drove him off.
The lessons for this clusterfuck are- when something is such a sorespot for your spouse, either leave it alone or put a lot of thought and TACT into broaching the subject... and don't try to change people. every time I've seen some broad try this stunt it blows right up in her face. never make this mistake again, and you will have success in life. accept people for who they are, and if you cannot rejoice in, or even just live with their faults, then take a walk and find somebody else.
and don't think it'll ever work out with your ex-fiancee.
good luck
-Gunner

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ok then, I refer you back to my original statement "it doesn't matter what you were planning on doing, its what you implied that counts."
If you want to help somebody with their mental health issues, next time, refer him to a doctor. its just like in that creepy willem dafoe movie "antichrist 2009" when dafoe's character tries to psychoanalyze his own wife and drives her off the deep end. playing with a close companion's mental health issues is like begging to get a sledgehammer to the balls.
in the end, its better that you not be with him. and one day you'll realize it too.

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I am 36 years old and still unmarried. I have good morals and live a family oriented domestic lifestyle. The man I am currently dating is nice but that's about it. He refuses to look for work, while I work and go to school and care for my home and children. He lives off his cousin and most recently joined a rock band at the age of 45. He is now dreaming like a young boy about his music and has now made arrangements to perform in bars. I made it clear to him on several occasions that I do not want to be with a man that hangs out in bars since i live a very domestic lifestyle. He does not care how I feel about the bars and is going to persue his rock n roll fantasy while I struggle as single working mother. it seems very unfair to me. Am I correct to break things off with him and continue to be alone at my age or am I just too cynical about bars and his passion for rock n roll? He has not made any plans with me but seems focused on the band.I fixed dinner tonight after working and going to school and he did not have time to eat the meal I prepared because of the band.

you guys are obviously riding different trains to different destinations. there are plenty of guys who are actually responsible and artistic at the same time. hell, half of the bands I've seen play in Athens Georgia have been 30 somethings to babyboomers that play the music clubs on the weekends for fun, and work a regular job during the week. albeit that job may be as the owner of a musical instrument shop, record store, or even as a school music teacher... they can still jam out and go on world tours, they just plan ahead and act like a responsible adult would. ditch this dude, there's plenty of better dudes your age to go around. just go to a blues festival or something if you still want to date an artist, and ask if they have a dayjob. consider dinner as the last straw. if he gave a damn about you, he would have at least shovelled down the food you made for him. that alone is -10 character points in my book.
good luck
-Gunner

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hi so i'm the same person that asked the question before about my boyfriend that broke up with me. i just wanted to thank you for the advice because that's what i need to hear. i know i need to change and be nicer and most of the time our relationship was really good and i was kind and caring but sometimes i did stupid shit just like all people do. keep in mind i was only like that when i was drunk. all i'm asking is how i can fix it. do i wait for him to contact me or should i contact him? if i text him or something do i look stupid and desperate? because i know that's not the type of girl he wants to be with. thanks

I remember my last girlfriend using a substance to excuse her actions...
being drunk is no excuse. don't do it, and don't get in the habit of doing it, because using it as a crutch is not only a sign of weakness, but also a surefire sign to your ex that you're going to do it again. I suggested earlier that you leave him alone. I strongly suggest that again. however, since you seem determined to get back into this situation, I'll tell you what I have seen work.
Give him some distance for about two weeks, heal up from your emotional wounds, and in that time decide what it is that you want to achieve by continuing this relationship. after this "me" time, try to get back in contact with him. and NO TEXTING OR FACEBOOK BULLSHIT. call him, arrange a face-to-face meeting in neutral ground ie: burger stand or the mall, and talk it out in person.
if he doesn't want to be with you still, fine. accept his choice, and move on.
good luck
-Gunner

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