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what are some other sayings for "smoking weed"

'Swim in the shallow end
Drive down Doobie Lane
Elevate the masses
Cook with Pot Belly Joe
Rub the magic lamp (ok, so that sounds like a phrase for doing something else)
Talk to the floating genie
High five Mary
Run the mile with one leg
Inhale deeply from a cannabis filled wrapped piece of paper
Watch a documentary
Make-um smoke signals
Be Ricky Williams
Dance in the acid rain
Get really really really really really really not low'

http://wasabisoft.blogspot.com/2007/11/marijuana-phrases.html

does anyone know where you can train as a lifeguard?

Your local YMCA.

I need a song about how I pretty much stole one of my best friend's boyfriends..He's mine now.
Thanks.

Wow. That's TERRIBLE. I really hope that she forgives you.

Anyways..

"The Boy is Mine" - Brandy & Monica.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ODiNyaGtvH0

If I replace my printing paper with line paper, will it work, or will something bad happen like it will get stuck to the printer or it'll take 5 sheets?

It will most likely cause a paper jam, because line paper is much thinner than computer paper. Don't try it.

does this seem like a Scam Site?? me and my friend wanna take surfing lessons, and this is the closest to where we live..i emailed the people who run the camps, and it seemed pretty safe, but i just want your guys' opinions..
Thanks:)

whoops, almost forgot the website haha, anyways here:
http://www.endlessride.ca/learntosurf.html

I think it looks fine. You have to call for the rates anyway, and it's not asking you to pay for the lessons online.

si jsut got my laptop.and i had a password. but i changed cuz my family found out what it was. and now i can't remeber it. what should i do??
can i hack it or something? a number i can call??
plz help!!!!

Read this:

http://www.petri.co.il/forgot_administrator_password.htm

im 14.and ive been with my boyfriend for about a year&& 4 months.when we have sex he just pulls out.we havent been using protection for about 7months.i really dont like the sex with condoms.should i start using protection.do you think its safe?

UH DUH, of COURSE you should be using protection?

You're kidding, right?

okayy well i am always texting.and of course i have a nosey mom. and she checks my texts.and i love talking dirty to boys thats just kinda what i do.and she confronted me about it.and i cant stop doing it so i just keep getting in trouble. so what do i do to...satisfy myself.?

As long as your parents are still paying for your monthly cell phone bill, then they have the right to do whatever they want, whenever they want at any given time. This includes reading through your texts, because technically, those are their texts as well.

well im trying to make a flyer to advertise for me and my friend to baby sit together
but I dont know exactly what to put on it or what to say
should i put that we are going to split the money and put how much we would wanna charge?
or do the parents of the children do that?
help please!

Put it like this:

Price is negotiable. Please call me at [phone number].

This will show parents that you are:
a] Not selfish
b] Not close-minded
c] Just about open to any pay, in which this case, they will most likely go for a reasonable price.

2 summers ago, I put up flyers in my apartment complex for babysitting. I got a call that VERY same night. I ended up earning $600 for watching 2 kids [6 & 4] that summer. Put flyers wherever it's possible; on car windshields [check for car seats, just don't make it look too suspicious! lol!], Panera Bread has a bulletin board, McDonald's, your local library, Wal-Mart, etc. The couple whose kids that I had babysat, the babysitter moved out of state to go to college. They paid me a lot more than I had expected. My mom even pitched in once in awhile to help me out. Since you will have you and your friend to help, this will help distribute the work evenly and easily. Get all of the details, don't just expect answers.
Ask about:

- Emergency Numbers
- Favorite Foods
- Favorite Games
- Favorite Movies
- Regular Sleeping Schedule
- Potty trained or not [smaller kids]
- Allergies, Special Medication needed, etc.

Message me if you need more help. I'd be happy to be of assistance!

i've had acne for a a few years and i finally got it clearing up. thank god!! well anywaysi have some scars on my face and i was wondering any products or remedies you could suggest...i once heard that if u you baby pee, it helps...but i don't think i wanan go that JURASSIC....

My friend Sari's mom [they are Indian] have been using a special recipe in their family for the past few generations. You might find some of these ingredients at your local Whole Foods store. They aren't all found at Wal-Mart or your local drugstore. Some can, but not all.

http://living.oneindia.in/beauty/skin-n-body-care/home-remedy-acne-scars.html

Follow the 'recipe' that coordinates with the type of scarring that you have.

They used some of the special paste that they have made on me, and I have seen significant changes.

How do i make a picture into a link in blogs?
you know how some people have a picture, and you click on it and it goes to another page, i want to do that(:
(on myspace)

Go to tinypic.com.
Copy the code that says 'HTML for Websites', it's the first one on the page.
Replace 'http: // tinypic . com' with the link to the website where you want the picture to lead to.

Hope that that wasn't confusing.

If I post my essay here for some proofreading, advice, tips, and any criticisms, will my "question" be deleted?

Yes. Do not post your entire full length essay onto here. Questions are meant to be short, sweet, and to-the-point. If you need any help, you can ask people if they can proofread it for you, and ask for their emails to do it aside from this website.

can anyone tell me if i can put a zune into an ihome clock and if it will work and ill beable to listen to music through the i home and charge the zune without them breaking?

No. I tried to plug in my ipod into my cousins sandisk mp3 charger, and my ipod went berserk, and went to the reset screen. The same concept applies to what you are trying to do right now. It could be possible that the ihome would interfere with your zunes software. Remember, ipod = Apple, zune = Microsoft. Two VERY different companies. Mac = Apple , PC = Microsoft. Get it? ;) Dont try anything for the sake of your zune.

i'm gonna get a pollen allergy shot because my allergies are unbearable. does it help?

My mom has the worst allergies EVER. She got the shot and her allergies have significantly improved. The shots should help you. If not, talk to your doctor about it and see if you can come back and get another shot within a short amount of time. I think that it should work though. It might differ since you are a teenager and she is a grown adult. I'm not sure, but your doctor will answer all of these questions for you.

How do you put photos in the about me section on myspace?

Go to tinypic.com, and upload your picture.
Copy the first code, HTML for Websites.
Paste it in your About Me section on myspace.

It's that easy.

Message me if you need more help.

Who are the makers of Juicy Couture?

Gela Nash-Taylor and Pamela Skaist-Levy. You'll notice on some of their recent clothing, they'll have 'Love G&P', which is, Love Gela and Pam

I'm on the Varsity dance team at my school, and we need a song to go with one of our routines since we're no longer allowed to compete with our old song since it was used by other teams.

It needs to be upbeat, with music changes ( as in beat) but it can't be all techno. please help! any suggestions would be great!

"Calabria" - Enur.

Best upbeat song that I know.

Okay I have had 1 serious boy friend. Two years we dated, then he cheated on me with my "best friend" So I dumped him, and let's put it this way me and my Ex bff are no longer talking.
But now 1 year later, they've broke up, and he's had a TON of girl friends, and I have had a single boyfriend! I don't know what to do , I'll be lonley for ever, help. I don't want my heart to break agin

You won't be lonely forever. TRUST ME. Chances are, since you've already had a boyfriend, and probably have had some in the past as well. You will find a guy who will like you just the way you are, and that will happen. It may happen tomorrow, next month, maybe even next year. You never know. It comes unexpectedly. What I think that you should do now, though, is to go out with your girlfriends, ask them not to bring their boyfriends, and you should all go out and have dinner and just have fun and not worry about guys at all. You know the saying, Friends are Forever, Boys are Whatever? :P I think that your boyfriend was an idiot for dumping you. You seem like a sweet girl. You don't always have to have one. Right now, focus on school and your friends. Maybe you could start hanging out with some of your other guy friends? I don't know, it just depends on your situation. I'm not sure of what kind of people you hang out with. But just remember, all things work out well in the end. There is always a solution.

Best of luck, message me for further assistance.

ok so i guess this sounds kinda weird since none of you people know me but i'm 5'8 and my measurements are 32 chest 24 waist 36 hips 34 inseam and i weigh like 115 pounds. I think thats like really skinny and i try to gain weight but i can't but anyways alot of guys online who i don't even know are like wow you're so hot and beautiful and what ever and they like ask me naked pics and stuff (gross i know) but like in person alot of guys tease me and i've never had a bf or anything and i'm 16...so idk what's the difference between online me and real me but idk if these guys online think i'm good looking then y don't the guys i actually know?

Guys can say things online that they'd NEVER have the guts to say in person. It's just kind of like a game, you know? You tease them, they tease you right back. As long as you don't make yourself seem easy, then other guys won't see you as easy.

i need song feel-good, sing-to-in-the-car, fun songs for a summer playlist. they don't have to be recent songs, nor do they have to be any certain genre (although i don't think many hardcore or metal songs can be classified as "feel good" or "fun", haha). i'll provide some examples that already made the list:

- "all i wanna do (is have some fun)" by sheryl crow
- "big yellow taxi" by counting crows
- "pocketful of sunshine" by natasha bedingfield
- "four minutes" by madonna ft. justin timberlake
- "boys of summer" version by the ataris

so yeah, you catch my drift. help me out (:

http://www.seventeen.com/fun-stuff/music-playlists/celebrity-playlists-2008

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