Hey everyone! I haven't been active for few years but now I'm back, wiser than ever! So if you want my advice, let's make magi happen and fix this problem together.... or just, you know, take the advice.
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Okay I was hanging out with this one guy tonight.. We went driving around and then we went over to his co-workers house to play some games.. Well things "happened" i should say.. But.. there is one problem.. He has a GF!!!!!!!! I dont know what to do. I like him a lot and he says he likes me more than ne thing.. and then he was telling me what he feels when he is with me. then I asked him if he felt the same way with his gf and he said no.. I dont know what to do.. PLEASE help!!! (link)
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Um..... Get away from the ill-society, and join a nudist colony. That would help you a lot... Believe me. It will. I've had a friend that did that, and her love life just went sky high. -AH wait, I lied, I, nor anybody I know, has done anything like that. I think you need a lolly-pop.... Go get yourself a nice lolly-pop
~SAM
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OKAY, someone made a s/n almost exactly like mine and is telling me that im gonna get my ass kicked ass school but they wont tell me who they are and is putting up stupid away messages such as: "having sex for money"
and tellling me that my boyfriend is cheating on me and stuff. and she says that i've been mean to her in school. but i have no idea who it could be because im not really a mean person.. what to do?! lol (link)
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Um.... "ass kicked ass school" please decode that for me dear. I have no idea what you're saying. Also, thinking that you're not really a mean person, is you, being self-centered, and think you're full of it. No one is "Not really a mean person" You're being an egotistical piece of crap. But I feel sorry for you, so here's my special advice, straight from ME to YOU.
STEP One: Nail your boyfriend down.
STEP TWO: Kill female you see.
STEP Three: Repeat step Two, but with Gay people as well.
Yea, a gay man, may be after your boyfriend. You better watch out man....
Have a nice day!
~SAM
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In my school people get picked on school temas basically because they are friends with the coach. they could be not as good as one person but if they know the coach they will still make it. well i dont know the coach and im trying out for basketball but i dont know if i should because they probally wont pick me cause i dont know the coach cause im ok at basketball im not the best but im not bad (sorry if this is confusing) my question is though should i try out or not? (link)
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DO IT! DO IT! GO FOR IT! Go, and do your very best. If you don't you'd wonder in life, "Why the hell didn't I do, what SAM told me to do?" And you'll regret. If you try out, and you don't make it, then obviously, the coach didn't like you so much. Just suck up to him and every thing, until you get the results if you got in or not.
But then again, if your school team thing sucks, it's really not that great to be in it, since you're on a losing team, and you think College would look at that and love you? Hmmm, something to be thinking about man. Well, take my advice and go for it. And if you realize the team sucks, drop out or something. There's always lower people than you, that your coach can relace you with.
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Ok well yesterday i was playin tackle football with my friends well now i am covered in bruises and i am in alot of pain any suggestions to help me get rid of th pain dont say take advil or anything like that because i tried that like a hour ago and it didnt help so any suggestions to help other than that. Any advice will probably be appreciated (link)
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Two things, you can do, which may stop your pain...
1. Take drugs. Any kind. Prescribed or not. Legal or not. I'm sure it'd help.
2. Don't play tackle football, if you don't want to get hurt. That's what happens. People tackle you, and you get bruises....
~SAM
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MY computer recently crashed and it had all of my songs from itunes on there. I dont have some of the cd's with the songs now and im too lazy to put the other couple hundred back on. Someone told me they know of some software to make it so i can upload the songs back to my computer but im not sure where or how to find it. Any help would be greatly appreciated. (link)
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Hey man. No Pirating, unless you're cool.
Just Kidding.
Okay, so first off, why did you capitalized "MY" so much? Are you dominating your computer? That's quite funny to see, actually. Standing over your computer, point at it, and yelling "YOU ARE MY SLAVE! YOU DO WHATEVER I TELL YOU TO! GIVE ME MY iTUNES, DAMMIT!" Hah! What a laugh. Um... well, you're a Mac user, so I really like you. I have a eMac, and it's wonderful. By the way, that "Someone" who told you about "some software" to make one "upload the songs back" might exist, though since you have a Mac, I really doubt it. Good luck!
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I have one of these, and it's great, except for the pressure sensitivity thing. When I'm trying to digitally ink a drawing, the sensitivity creates wavy, inconsitant lines. Is there a way to switch it off? (link)
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You obviously have no brain, for I have no idea what the hell you're trying to tell me.
"I have one of these, and it's great"
What the hell, are you implying on. What is Oh-So-Great, about this particular thing you're talking about.
"digitally ink a drawing"
Be one of those awesome people, who use PAPER and PAINT for art. Computer is a dumb way to make art, and what not. It's cheating, and I despise it.
YOU OFFICIALLY HAVE NO RIGHT TO ASK THESE STUPID QUESTIONS.
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I got this as a Christmas present last year, and just today tried to instal it. However, my dad unfortanetly got the Special DVD Edition! I don't have a DVD-ROM drive in any of the 5 computers in my house, not including my dad's totally off-limits work-only PC. The normal CD-ROM drive I have doesn't even recognize the disc Sims 2 came with as a disc at all! :/ Is there any way I can get around this and install it? Or do we have to drop another $40 on the normal version? -sigh- (link)
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Get a new computer. Perferably a Mac. If it doesn't work on Mac's, too bad. USE A MAC! We all SHALL!!!
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Ok I am freaking out right now and I really need help! Today During dinner I accedentaly spilled some of my milk on my MP3 player that I got for christmas and it was a lot of money! Well I just went to go turn it on and it's not working! What should I do! How do I get it to work! Please help me! (link)
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Get a new MP3 player... you rich bastard....
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me and my bf have been going out for 5-ish weeks now and we're both pretty easy going people. But we haven't ever fought about anything and we spend SOOOO much time together. Is that bad? (link)
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This is a really retarded question. No, it's not bad. That's incredibly great. Infact, that's the type of person my ex was. But then again, I'm the type that LOVES to argue and fight, so really, we're all different. If you like arguing, do it. If you don't, then don't. Be yourself. If you two have different like-ness for argument then yea... most likely, you two won't go so far... But yea, Hopefully my advice helped.
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Alright, well I'm a 14/f and I'm not ugly( not in a conceited way at all, please) but I'm not the 'hottest girl at school'. I'm friends with many, but I just can't get a boyfriend. I have been asked out about 3 times, but turned them down because I knew I didn't like them. But now, as a nineth grader, I'm craving for a boyfriend, not so much for 'action' but I just want to be in love, one of those' aww how cute' sort of things? And I guess you can say I've fallen for this one guy, but I can feel he only considers me as one of his friends, I mean I think he's great, funny, cute, nice, smart..and all that -jazz-. But one of my biggest I guess you can say fears, is if he I ask him out and he says no. I don't want to go straight out and ask him out, I think it'll be better if he does. But me and him have only met this year, and I'm pretty clueless now, I just really want a boyfriend, and don't know whether to ask him, we don't know each other as well as he knows other girls. And, agh. Please help if you understand. I rate, I guess. (link)
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Well, let me just say this... When I always thought "Let THEM ask me out" because if they did, then that signified that they were MAN enough to ask me out. I understand you man. I'm like the "pretty" type person, but not like the hottest chick in school. I can totally relate to you man. HOWEVER, have pride in that. ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS Have the guy ask you out. I hope I helped you
~SAM
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i have windows XP and i have 2 accounts. i would like to swich all of my folder onto the other account but how do i do that? thanks for your help! (link)
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I have this great solution, which I've given to many other computer-people, who has tech-problems...
BUY A NEW COMPUTER. Perferably a Mac....
~SAM
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okay so i think that i have found the love of my life! hes reall sweet to me and funny and i kno he would make a good husbnd.. or well.. long term bf. but the thing is im only thing the 8th grade! is this extremely like not right? i mean yea i kno i have my whole life ahead of me still .. adn i kno we are both gonna date other ppl but i want him soo bad! can some one please talk some sense into me? (link)
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Talk some sense into you? My pleasure.
First off, you're ridiculous, believing that you've found love of your life, at age 13. You have no idea how ridiculous you look in my eye. Why are you thinking about a husband? YOU'RE IN 8TH GRADE for God's sake!
Second, if you're not even able to type or spell correctly, and use Advicenators for advice, you really have to grow up. You're lost... completely. I can't believe you're thinking so ahead of your life.
My adive to you is, forget the guys, grab a book, and start educating yourself, so you can be a better use for society, later in life. Alright?
~SAM
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I just downloaded quicktime 6.5 a few days ago and it's been working fine up until today. The video works fine but the audio is skipping a great deal. I tried uninstalling it and reinstalling it again but it didn't help. Anyone had a similar problem and a way to fix it? Any suggestions would be helpful. (link)
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I know one solution, that can solve ALL this...
GET A NEW COMPUTER.
In fact, if you're getting a new one, get a Mac. Yea, it's wonderful. I love Macs. I'm using one right now... Ahhh the great APPLE...
~Sam
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Hey im 14and have never had a b/f and i really like this boy at school. But i go to a school where if anything happens everyone will kno in 5 minutes. This kid i like is real popular and im not really. In 6th grade we would hang out alot but now im in 8th and we dont talk that much. I want to tel him i like him but i dont kno if i should. Then if i did everyone in school would kno and i waould be the lauging stock in the school for like someone way more popular than me. I was gonna have my friend tell him for me but i was then having second thoughts. I dont kno what do do please help!!! (link)
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Okay, first off.... If you don't want the kids at school to know, why the HELL did you post this here? I mean seriously, are you using your head properly? Second, you guys are what, 14? So for me, it's like "BLAH" High school realtionships don't last that long, kid. I've had few relationships, which means, I haven't been sticking with the first one. Why? Because some guys are idiots. If you were a senior in High school, then I'd let you go. But c'mon. You're just a beginning teen. Don't think too much about relationships. Just... go with the flow, man. Don't think too hard. Your brain might blow up... If you had any. I mean seriously, why did you post this HERE!?
~Sam
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Me and my boyfriend have been dating for about three months. We havent kissed yet, but i think i want to. How should i tell him?? (link)
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Go for it. Freakin' go for it man. Just.... go like.... MWUAH! How you modern kids do in the streets or at school. Honestly, that makes me sick. I despise how kids do that a lot these days. Just kiss everywhere they go. In school, at parks.... teens are simply Hormonially challenged things man... Adolescence is just a big walking pimple....
~SAM I. Am
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