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I am the one known as Daniel. Contrary to popular belief, I DID NOT escape from a government testing lab. One of the guards got drunk and let me go. I live in a one room apartment above a bowling alley... and... *sigh* below another bowling alley. I run a website when I'm not devouring human flesh. I used to have a lawnmower. But he met with an.... unfortunate accident. I'm an experienced Debater and a very empathetic person. Contact me at chemicaldanny@gmail.com

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My friend is mad at me. The details don't really matter but my main problem is I think she's going to tell my social studies teacher that I didn't help with other project. That is not true but she can be a real bitch sometimes and it's not under her to do something like that. I helped her find most of the information and pick out different things for our project I just couldn't put it together. How can I keep her from telling my teacher that I didn't help? Oh I don't really care if she's mad at me because she's a bad friend anyway. (link)
Just tell your teacher that SHE didn't help YOU before she gets the chance. And slash her tires, girls like that.


My bf lives out of state and he is coming to see me for valentines day. i am taking him dancing and i already have this very cute dress. I tried to scrunch my hair... which is what i want to do for valentines day but my hair wont stay. It is naturally straight and wont hold a curl no matter what. I have tried hairspray, gel and mousse. any ideas on how to get my hair to hold without getting a perm or going to a salon? Any particular products that work for you? I really want to scrunch my hair but it isnt holding. It will hold for about 1 minute then it will straighten back out.

I rate high!! (link)
Oh go to hell


im trying to find information on a flamingos metabolism and ive tryed googling various things but i cant seem to find it, can someone help me? (link)
Flamingos eat children and are sexually attracted to fire. They don't have metabolisms, they just keep eating unitll they die. In fire.


i need a list of a LOT of rock bands. dont ask why.
over 5-6 is a five. rock bands, but not gay bands like simple plan and good charolette. (link)
Soul Coughing - The Clash - Gang of Four - The Hives - Franz Ferdinand - Weird War - The Departure - Green Day - The Doors - LCD Soundsystem - The Kills - The Kinks - Gil Scott-Heron - Gorillaz - The Bravery - Pinback - Elvis Costello - Talking Heads - The B52's - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy - The Zutons - The Arcade Fire - Television - Cake - The Mooney Suzuki - The Colour - The Beatles - The Dickies - The Fire Engines - DEVO - The Pattern - Kasabian - Royal Crown Revue - Morrissey - The Futureheads - Weezer - Cream - Violent Femmes - The Strokes - The White Stripes - Blue Oyster Cult - Orange Juice - The Cardigans - The Ramones - The Libertines - Iggy Pop - Art Brut - Radiohead - The Stooges - Doves - The Police (But not Sting) - The Standells - Black Sabbath - Zombies - The 5.6.7.8's - The VonBondies - Bloc Party - The Psychadellic Furs - Holy Hydraulics - Joy Division - The Phenomenauts - Sahara Hotnights - Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young (in all their incarnations) - Interpol - David Bowie - Jimi Hendrix - The Black Keys - Secret Machines - The (International) Noise Conspiracy - The Buzzcocks - The Aquabats - Phantom Planet - The Sonics - Deep Purple - Beastie Boys - Kaiser Chiefs - Queens of the Stone Age - Beck - Hot Hot Heat - The New Pornographers - Elefant - The 22-20's - Jet - AFI - Modest Mouse - Oingo Boingo - MFQ - Pennywise - Pink Floyd - The Yardbirds - REM - Social Distortion - Sublime - Louis XIV - Mike Doughty - U2 - The Rapture - The Adored - Graham Coxon - Blur - Nancy Sinatra - The Vogues - Depeche Mode - A.C. Newman - The Smiths - Toadies - Dogs Die in Hot Cars - Dick Dale - The Adicts - Razorlight - King Missile - King Elementary


Im an american but ive been living in England for two years, and im moving back to america for my senoir year in the summer.(back to the same school)Im going to have to take my SAT's in october as they dont have them here. Any advise from people who have already taken sat's? anything i should study? please help, because there's no one i can ask here! (link)
Anything you've done in Britain for A&O-Level preparation will more than prepare you for the SAT. Remember that the US education system is one of the worst in the Western industrialized world. Any basic SAT prep book will do just fine.


i want to make a cd for a 4 year old. does anyone know some really fun songs. i don't want anything too babyish though, just something he can dance to. (link)
They Might be Giants just did a kid's record. That should be good.


how do u no when you are in love? (link)
You ask ME this? I'm sorry but I wouldn't know... sorry.


Okey, my friend told me to ask this question. She has been shaving her mustach for about a year now..and it looks really bad!! what can she do? she cant wax because she gets rashes and for some reason it doesnt even work..and she cant tweez because there's too much hair. And she cant colour cuz it still shows..any suggestions? (link)
Lazer hair removal. Zappers are fuunnn...


I have had sex with about 90 guys and the oldest one being 82 i am 14 is this bad and am i a slut. i also like my best friend carolynns boyfriend names john and i really think my friend is a stuck up whore at times but i think john likes me too i really think he needs to break up with her because she cheats on him every night with a different guy one of them named harley and she always says he humps like a rabbit and she had to fake her orgasms and he doesnt deserve that she said she didnt even like him she just felt sorry for him. what should i do (link)
F-A-K-E. I don't know who you're trying to fool with this crap but anybody who takes it seriously should be ashamed of themselves.


i want a music code for the theme song of the show 'zoey 101' does anyone know a specific site i can find it on.(don't suggest google, i tried that) thanks! (link)
go to www.singingfish.com its a search engine specifically for music and video files, and it should give you the URL of the file.


Is HijackThis free, and where can I download it? (link)
HiJack This is free, and you can get it at:

http://www.download.com/HijackThis/3000-8022_4-10307556.html?tag=lst-0-1


I purchased a pair of jeans off ebay on February 19, 2005. When they arrived, I was dissatisfied with them and requested a refund. On March 6, the person emailed me back saying they recieved the jeans and would send me a refund the next morning. After a week later, I emailed them back asking where the refund was. They said they never recieved the jeans. I emailed back saying I did send them the jeans. Today, I got an email from ebay saying I never sent payment! How is this possible if I recieved the jeans and requested a refund??? It's almost a month since I purchased these jeans and the refund isn't here! What do I do? (link)
It's the e-Bay jean goblins... sorry, nothing you can do about it. That's just the way it works...

Hey waittaminute, why are you buying used jeans at auction on e-Bay? Some people...


Hey guys, I always have to have a book to read for my reading class. My teacher calls it our independent reading book. Anyways, I was wondering if any of you could give me the names of some really good books that you've read before. I love reading, and I can't seem to find any good books right now, so I was hoping someone could tell me some good books. I like to read fiction books, mysteries, or something that has to do with romance/relationships in it. If you can, please helpt me out! Thank you so very much! :) (link)
Ah! Finally, another lover of literature...

Best books I've ever read:

Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury

Animal Farm by George Orwell

Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut

SMACK by Melvin Burgess

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

The Atrocity Archives by Charles Stross

We the Living by Ayn Rand

Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead by Tom Stoppard

All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque

Fail Safe by Eugene Burdick

The Biggest Conspiracy by David Icke (this is the most insane book ever written)

Hope that helps!


How do I get kids to show up for debate practice, or to take chess practice more seriously?

Chess isn't all fun and games if you want to get good. And it's frustrating to go to tournaments and lose all the time, so I'd think they'd want to get better. Study. Too much like schoolwork.

At least they're showing up for chess practice. I'm getting almost nobody to debate practice. And this was their idea, too.
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Free food. Believe me, it works. I don't think I'd have ever joined my debate team if it weren't for the badass munchies.


I was wonderin if you knew any software to download music for free cause we tried to pay for it before it was only supposed to be 2 dollars a month and they charged us 4,754 dollars so i wanted to know if there was a good free one besides kazaa and winmx (link)
First I'd like to offer my condolences to you for using kazaa.

LimeWire (www.limewire.com) is the absolute best file-sharing program on the internet. It doesn't come bundled with any spyware (*cough* Kazaa) and has an AWESOME song selection.


I have a problem with spyware. I turn on my computer and instead of my regular background it has this thing that says "Warning spyware.." blah blah blah. And you know on the bottom of your screen theres icons you can click, well its there too. It's making me mad...I have tried un-installing anything that it might be in my add/remove programs. Thats not doing anything. I'm hoping someone who knows a lot of computers could help me out. How do I get rid of this? And getting a spyware-removal program wont work, it seems to make it worse. I will rate you! (link)
The Fantistic Super Team of Awesome SpyWare Killers:

Spybot: Search & Destroy

Adaware

Spyware Blaster

Hijack This

That and have a really good anti-virus. I reccoment Norton 2005 Corporate Edition


So I'm totally in love with this person and that person loves me too... and I want to put together a CD of music sort of saying how i've fallen for them. Any ideas on songs for the playlist? (link)
Well, you could go the EMO (CRAP) route, but if you want to serenade her with something GOOD, try this:

Dogs Die in Hot Cars - I Love you Cause I have To

Elefant - Misfit

Franz Ferdinand - Don't Start

Modern Folk Quartet - This could be the Night

Queen - Crazy Little Thing called Love

Razorlight - Golden Touch

Roy Orbison - Pretty Woman

Snow Patrol - Spitting Games

The 22-20s - I'm the One

The 88 - How Good it can Be

The (International) Noise Conspiracy - I Wanna know about U

The Beatles - Can't Buy me Love

The Kinks - All Day and all of the Night

The Turtles - Happy Together

The Vogues - 5 O'Clock World

The White Stripes - Hypnotize

Urge Overkill - Girl, you'll be a Woman Soon

Weezer - Island in the Sun

Zombies - She's not there


i was wondering, why are there so many groups in skool? like preps, goths, punks, metalheads, populars, secondary populars, loners, gunks(a mix of punks and goths), and just "others". it all just creates mayhem, like a popular cant go out with a goth, or they will loose all their friends. i think it is so stupid. can you explain to me why people must insist on putting people in different catigories? does it really matter? (link)
Has it ever occured to anyone that these groups might arise from people with similar interests hanging out together? I mean, if there's this group of kids who like music that you can't stand, and another group who likes all the music that you love, who would you gravitate towards? It's just a natural instinct to be attracted to things you like. It's human nature, and thats just the way society at large arranges itself. And just as a side note, I think it's ironic that another advice-giver-type-person responded "Labels suck!" and her screen name was "PUNKrockPrincess."




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