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my boy friend and i recently broke up .. because i was mad at him.. so he dumped me.. and i no i dhouldnt feel upset.. but i do.. how do i cheer myself up. kas it doesnt feel like anything has changed.. it feels like we r still goin out. how do i get over it? (link)
tell yourself that it is over, maybe you can still go out w/him if he accepts your apology. i think that you should apologize, explain that you were upset for *some reason*. otherwise, go on with your life, hang with friends, go to stuff.
-FunnyCide


Does anyone know where I can get some of those peeps candy right now? Also do they taste good in Hot Chocolate seeing as how they're crusty marshmellows???

Thanks a bunch! (link)
wal*mart, IGA, k-mart, target, walgreens, piggly wiggly, just about any grocery store. idk if its good in hot chocolate, i havent tried it before, but i dont think that it will cause of all the sugar coating.
-FunnyCide


Christmas is coming up very soon and I would like to get my good guy friend (15yrs old ) something. The thing is I have like no money and have no clue what to get for him! I want it to be something very special from the heart that he will always remember but not something thats alot of money! I don't have many pictures of us so I can't do a scrap book but if you have any other ideas they would be greatly appreciated! Thank you all!
x0x
-KrIsSy* (link)
get him a sentimental card, and maybe a trip to a store w/him where you can get him a gift card and let him pick out what he likes best. you can give him a friendship bracelet or necklace too. a really good pic of you and him in a frame is a great idea too.
-FunnyCide


heyy i normally answer questions but now i got one!.. alright well im moving in january and my christmas presents are mainly going to be stuff for my new room.. but the thing is i dont want to get really expensive stuff because were gunna be spending a lot of money on the house.. so i need awsome but inexpensive stuff, i already went to ikea, and pottery barn teen.. and i picked out some awsome stuff.. anyone have any other low priced bedroom places?! x3 (link)
eBay will have some things, and there are eBay stores that will have some low priced great items, but you can also try wal*mart, k-mart, target, goodys, riches/maceys, and hobby lobby.
-FunnyCide


At the school dance the other night, i danced with one of my good friends who i found out liked me..and he's going to ask me out. I like him a lot as a friend and i think that I would like to give dating him a shot. Trouble is, my best friend really likes him. He doesn't like her in that way, and my best friend is a great friend to me and everybody else...now people are telling me that i shouldn't have danced with him because it was a mean thing to do to my best friend.What do i do about this whole situation? (link)
ask your best friend if shes mad at you cause you danced with this boy, apologize if she is. ask her if she would be upset with you if you went out with this boy; if she honestly says that it wouldnt matter, go for it! but if she says that she would be upset, then simply explain to the guy that you have a very close relationship with your best friend and that you are afraid that it will hurt your relationship with her if you go out with him, so you cant.
-FunnyCide


ok thnight we had a dance at school and my boyfriend danced with a nother girl. usally that would be ok but this girl hates me and i hate her and she talked about me to him and it was gossip and yeahso now he think stuff about me thats trus what should i do?
13/f
thanks i rate (link)
tell your boyfriend that you have had an argument with the girl that he danced with and that you would like him to tell you what she said. point out the things that are not true and explain why she said those things.
-FunnyCide


Ok. My boyfriends dads, halfbrothers, half son seems to always hit on me whenever i see him and my boyfriend always gets mad at me. when we went to the movies and him and his bestfriends, sisters friend was there.. he was like all over me and then me and my boyfriend left the bowling ally with his step-brothers dad.when we got in the car my boyfriend was extremly upset with me... how do i make this stop? (link)
TELL HIM! tell the freak that is hitting on you that you are sick and tired of him! tell him that you dont like him and if you did, you would tell him! explain to your boyfriend that you dont like the kid that is hitting on you and need his help to make it stop. you can tell a trusted adult about it and they can help too.
-FunnyCide


I think that something wants me and my ex to be together. I want to tell him that I do want us to try again because I can't live with the fact of "what if". I have to find out because if I don't, it's just going to stay in the back of my head and I won't be able to move on with anyone else. So how should I tell my ex that I really care and that we should try again? (link)
you will have to just go to him and tell him - plain as day. if he says "no", then thats it - there is nothing else to do. if he broke up w/you b/c he was upset or didnt get along w/you very well, then he might say no. if he broke up with you for another girl, he might go back out w/you or he might still say no. the worst that he can say is no, so dont worry about it. if he just wants to be friends, leave it at that and try again next year lol.
-FunnyCide


For the past week my hands have just been ice cold. My guess it is do to poor circulation. I work on a computer all day, so it is not like I am not moving them. Does anyone have any ideas what causes this, and what I can do about it? It is very uncomfortable. (link)
it could carpel tunnel, but i would see a doctor for sure! do they hurt at all? they might later...see a doc
-FunnyCide


How Do You Know If You Found The Right Person You Want To Spend The Rest of Your LIfe With ???????? (link)
if you spend every moment possible with them, talk on the phone with them, AIM and e-mail them, go to bed each night missing them, wanting to be with them some more, and if you would lay down your life for theirs. ask them if they love you honestly and truly. you have to be able to talk about these things if you want to get married. pray about it, go to marrige counseling with them (if your relationship gets that far) so that you are prepared to spend the rest of your life with them.
-FunnyCide


Well there are these 2 boys i like ..but neither of them know i like them...and they both have girlfrineds..should i tell them that i like them an maybe then the'll get wit me..or should i wait until they brake up with there gurlfriends..?? :(

Help ..i rate realli good (link)
just hang out with them, just be their friends right now. if one of them breaks up with his girlfriend, then you might approach him with the fact that you like him. i wouldnt ruin the girlfriends relationships with those boys you like, you wouldnt want that done to you, would you? so just be their friend, hang out and i hope that it all goes well for you!
-FunnyCide


2day is mine and my boyfriends 2 months...but we have been talking longer than that. but anyways...for the past few days we have been arguing alot about me talkin 2 guys..he says he trust me, but really he doesnt! but thats not it. well he transferd to my school because of me, then we started talking. and well im with him every passing period, we always text in class, im always with him @ lunch and well were always together after skool. all my homegirls think its so cute and that were the perfect couple!..but alot of my homeboys are like dont you get tired of him?!...but today since we were arguin he sat sumwhere else @ lunch..and well its just that i need time to my self. but whwen he doesnt sit with me, he is a loner!!...

im sorry this is so long..but really, i do need some advice!! (link)
talk to him, tell him how you feel. tell him that you are sorry, and that you want to still go out, or whatever. invite him to sit with you at lunch tomorrow and be nice about it!
-FunnyCide


Well, I'm usually one of the people to give advice, but now I need it. Ok, there is 2 boys involved. I'll call them One and Two. One- my boyfriend who I like, but isn't suppostive enough, and is kinda shy around me. Two- my ex-crush who ended up being a jerk by flirting with me one day, and leading me on, and then going and asking some girl out the next day. And then he was rude enough to mention it to me. One is sweet and stuff, and I like him, but sometimes I don't like going out with him. I've already gone out with him, and this is the second time. My best friend was going out with his best friend, but she broke up with him. The next day, her ex-boyfriend started yelling at me, because I couldn't give him a reason why she did it that he thought was good enough. He was literally yelling at me, and One didn't do anything! He just sat and watched. Now Two just annoys me all the time. He brought his girlfriend to youth group, and started flirting with me right in front of her! I got soo mad!!! Who does that?!? But then, when I'm upset, he knows it. I don't have to say anything, he'll just ask me what's wrong. One just ignores this, or is just totally oblivious to it. It's like he doesn't care! Sorry it was so long, but can anybody tell me what they think I should do?

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talk to One, explain that you like him alot, but you need him to be more supportive. talk to Two and tell him that you arent(or are) interested in a relationship with him. pray about it, ask God for wisdom. you may want to seek the advice of a trusted adult.
-FunnyCide


15/f and my guy friend is getting me this really nice gift for christmas and i want to get him something, but im in a bad financial situation, so i can only get him something small.

i guess you could say he's leaning on the dorky side, hes into anime, football, wrestling, dresses kinda preppy, videogames, music but i dont know exactly what type...

so what can i get him that's generic? (dont say cd's, clothes, or any lame sports thing, or anime cause i have NO clue where to start)... anyway, thanks! (link)
a gift card to gamestop, a gift card to a music shop, a gift card to wal mart, something cheap off of eBay, the choices are endless...
-FunnyCide


MY BEST FRIEND has turned into a real jerk. Me and him loved each other and he just turned me away. He tried to kill himself and that really got me worked up and i guess i said a few things i sholdn't have but i miss him and he's sending me these e-mails that r insulting me and saying he's glas i'm out of his life. What should i do? (link)
apologise. your friend may have attempted suicide, but its more than likely that he wants you back in his life. hes probly trying to see if you are mad at him still with the e-mails. you can still be friends with him. be kind and gentle when you apologise, and admit that you were wrong!
-FunnyCide


I had a friend named Cherry since I was in kindergarten. About a year ago my cat died and she said "Oh well, now you can get a new one." (I was very close to this cat) Well, my mom said that no one close to her had ever died and she didn't understand but I didn't listen. About fou months later I caught her talking about me bahind my back saying I needed to go one a diet. I admit that I guess I do but it was still hurtful. My friend Guari tried to stick up for me by calling Cherry a prep and saying some bad things about her. Then I got mad when she insultes Guari and we got into a big fight and I stopped talking to her for almost a year now because 1. She was a prep and Guari convinced me all preps are evil (not true) 2. She was rude about my cat (she didnt understand) and 3. she talked about me behind my back (we all do it)
Now I want to apologize but I dont know if I can or should and I know after all those bad names we called each otehr and that big fight that lasted almost a month Guari will be mad and Im not good at admitting I was wrong. What should I do? (about apologizing and if I do about Gauri's reaction) I RATE! (link)
i think that you should apologise, but tell her that you were hurt too. i know how you feel about your cat. my cat got lost and she was my BEST FRIEND for 9 years of my life. cats are great pets. its ok to feel sad and hurt because she didnt understand how much the cat meant to you. its ok to feel hurt, but its not ok to let it control you! your friend was wrong, but you probly said some things that were not very nice either. not all preps are evil. true friendships overlook the wrong when you sincerly apologise and really mean it!
-FunnyCide


For some reason this is long, I don't know why, but it's longer than it needs to be. I know this isn't totally asking for advice, but I'm 14/f/nc, and this year our cul-de-sac's Christmas party is going to include of a secret santa. My neighbors dad is playing santa, and each one of the children (everyone under 18) had to draw names out of a hat to choose who they'll be buying their gifts for. Well, I got my little neighbor, she's 4, and I was wondering, what types of things would a 4 year old want. I am babysitting for her on the 4th and 5th, so I'll probably ask her, but I'm grounded this weekend for cutting class, and me and some friends are going to the mall on Friday(tomorrow, I only get grounded on weekends, not on weekdays) So that's the only time I'll have to go, otherwise I'll have to wait until we go grocery shopping, because I'm grounded for the next two weekends for cutting class (not going to my 4th period, I got caught the last 5 minutes of school... so close yet so far away...) Any suggestions will be appreciated... and if you want to leave rude advice, make it funny! (link)
small girls LOVE stuffed animals, books, coloring pictures and crayons, small toys that include Dora the Explorer, my little pony, playskool etc. you can also ask the childs mom/dad what would be appropriate too.
-FunnyCide


What is "emo"? I've heard so many people talk about it. Thanks! (link)
it is music that expresses a strong EMOtion. depressing music, love songs etc. are "emo"
-FunnyCide


ok, i really like to sing, im ok i guess... but id really like to get better on my own w/o voice lessons or w/e. r there ne good methods for strengthining my voice and making it sound better?
*~*thanx a ton*~* (link)
olive oil will help, but dont EVER dreak milk or eat ice cream before you sing. it will coat your vocal cords and make you sound weird! sing alot, voice lessons will help, but if your school has a choir thats good too.
-FunnyCide


there's this guy in my school who seems to dislike me . maybe i'm just being sensitive , but sometimes he repeats what i say in a funny/mocking way .he teases everyone , but i have this feeling he doesn't like me . maybe i'm too sensitive , cuz i don't like it when people tease me or make fun of me . how should i respond to such things ? ( ps : i don't know him that well ) (link)
some guys(girls too for that matter)want to hurt others b/c they are hurting themselves. this boy may like you and not know how to display it so he mocks you. this boy may not have a prefrance one way or the other about you and just sees you as an easy target. dont worry i have been the easy target lol. this sounds remarkably like myself. heh well, i would just be polite to him, say, "hello! good morning!" even if he mocks you, you know that you have not done something to deserve it. if he keeps mocking and teasing you, see the school counselor or a trusted teacher that can better handle the problem.
-FunnyCide




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