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Ok,theres this group i want to be in,there cool,they're like --i love you hun!! and there really random like they will go --i want to bang alex! jokeingly though! or this girl would go "i love you *hug* to the other girl,but of course there just friends.there awesome..and im almost in that group but im not the favorite that people pay attension to. My question is how to i start conversations and become more outgoing,and more the person they pay attension to instead of the boring one in an awesome group like this!!?!

You should probably just superglue yourself to the cieling. You'll def be the person of attention then.

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I like this guy who likes my friend... but she doesn't like him. What can I do to make him think of me that way?? =/ I'll rate high for quick effective answers, I'm hanging out with him and a few others tonight!!!! ThankSSSS!

One way is to go a few pages back and read the 5 other questions worded almost exactly like this one!

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i'd like to know if it is wrong to donate your eggs/semen to couples who cannot copulate in exchange for money. There are constanly ads for this sort of thing and i'm broke. my boyfriend thinks it's horrible that i would want to give my not-yet-concieved child away, but if it provides me enough cash to stay in school, pay rent, and get to work on public transit I can't see how it is so wrong if i screen the people to give it to. i don't want to do the wrong thing to make money, i just naturally see it as helping people, nt selling a baby. please help?

You're right, its okay. Its all matter of opinion.

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i baby sat this little boy a few months back and i met his brother at the same time one time we were out walking and he told me that his bro had wrote a suacide letter i didnt believe him.. but i've started hangin out with his brother whos my age, when i looked for a top in his drawer i found this note book i read the first line saw it was the letter, then he turned around and goes do u mind, so i put it back, but im really worried now i dont know whether to tell him i know, just be a friend and try to help him without telling him, maybe see if i can read the letter when he aint in his room some time i duno please help!

If he wants to die let him die. If he thinks his life sucks that much and is that stupid, go ahead. He is only wasting happy peoples oxygen.

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hey there!
is the age for a girl to be in playboy 18 or 21? i am unsure because i have heard both. thankyou!

18 I believe. Why do you want to get involved in playboy? Thats quite cool.

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i have a ovalish-roundish face and dark brown hair, dark brown eyes and i dont know what color eyeshadow to wear.

You're an idiot.

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Tomarrow there is a feild trip! To Canobie Lake Park!! Im afraid of going on the rides!! but i really want to! im only 4"6 would i be tall enough? [please dont make fun of me because im short ]]

If you dont want to go dont go.

Its not that hard.

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So when I wear eyeliner it always seems to go into the side of my eye and goop or w/e. help me!

Dont wear eye liner.

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wow i've been asking so many questions about ipods.. lol anyway.. i have all my songs on limewire but how do i get them on my ipod? people are like use media player or real one player but how do i transfer my songs from limewire to one of them?

Refer to you manual for all your questions to be answered. Stealing music off the internet is also illegal.

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does anyone have any ideas about what to name my puppy? hes a black lab and hes so cuddly, and hea boy...and fluffy..i rate high!thnx bub byez

Mr.Cuddles

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my dog is a 7 month old schnauzer, and he has been throwing up! he also has really bad hip problems. my dad keeps saying he will die really early. i am crying just typing this up. i dont want my puppie to die! does anyone have any helpful tips on how to cure throwing up? my mom said she gave him peptobismol... but he just threw up in my room so i dont know what to do! please help me fast!
i rate all fives!

He will die due to his sickness. Peptobismol? To a dog? Yeah, i dont think that works considering thats a HUMAN MEDICINE.

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when it comes to swimming i get very self concious! people think im skinny because at school i squeeze in all the time. but i love to wear2 peice bathingsiuts because if i weara 1 peice ill be the only oneand look like a geek. i have a little flab. what should i do

Work out.

Jeez, how retarded do you have to be to not know what to do about you being a chubby munchkins?

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okay i like this guy and i just talked to him and he said he could see me as a potential girlfriend, but i have no diea what that means. He aslo just got out of a dirty breakup (they were goin out for 8 months) so what is he trying to tell me?? please please help!!

You have no idea what he means when he says you have potential?

Well. If i were him i wouldnt date a person who cant get signs of like when it slaps them right across the face. Due to the fact you have to be an idiot to not notice that.

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ok here it is. i love this guy alot and me and him dated but i broke it off with him b/c he kissed another girl. now i think i might have sex with this guy. i don't know. i really want to but who knows if i am emotionally ready for this. i need help A.S.A.P!!!

How can we help you. Here, do what you want.

That should help.

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ok everyone. i need help on some outfits. i just got rid of 3/4 of my clothes. i don't know what kind of "in style" clothes i should get for the summer. i need some help.

Get a bucket and die your clothes red. Thast what i did.

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people come here because they really need advice please don't be so rude...go somewhere else and be mean not here

Where then? If im not being rude they're idiots remaining idiots.

I dont come here and give advice. If someone sucks i'll be sure to tell them.

Thanks for the kind inbox of telling me to bugger off. But im not going anywhere soon.

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My name is stephanie, and I bhave beeen dating my boyfriend for a month now.But here's the twist! My BF(Chris)asked me to hsve sex with him after a band dance. I told him no, b/c I'm not ready to sexualy active just yet! Unexpectingly he said ok I'll respect that b/c I love. I figured that excuse would by me time, and it did! But now he wants more reasons as to why I can't have sex with him. But see what gets me is is that he's telling me he wants to have sex, but when I say no he's ok with what I decide, but he asks repeating , but never makes any kind of action leading to sex. I'm confused! WHY IS HE GIVING ME MIXED SIGNALS?

He's not.

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Lately, I have to pee all the time. I used to only have to go once a day. Now I have to go once every hour. Anyone know why this sudden change has occurred? Should I be worried? I'm 18 female if that helps.

You should be very worried. You're peeing out the organs inside your body!!!! OH NOES!

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Does anyone know a home-made cure for diarreah, like something you can eat or make at your house that doesnt cost much money? i dont like medicine and Im trying to go natural. thanks

PLEASE HELP ME GET RID OF MY BAD DIARREAH!

Learn to take medicine. You know, medicine is made to fix those problems. Most likely a lot faster too.

Quit being a woos and take some pepto biz yo!

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i have 8 welts on my stomach from playen paintball its been 2 weeks and they still havnt gone away. how do i make them go away

i rate high

By waiting another 2 weeks

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