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If I had a dollar for every question that I see regarding the function of the female reproductive system, I'd still be poor because the dollar is turning into a banana republic toilet paper currency due to inflation. I've done a lot of cool things involving guns, helicopters, explosives, parachutes, tanks, humvees, artillery, radios, and 12 hour plane flights. If you seriously want to know more about me, find another hobby because I already told you the good parts. Airborne Armor Leads The Way.

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When you are making out with a boy (yes I am a girl) where do you put your hands? Where does he put his. When making out what do you do with your hands? sorry i just want to know if you answer this with a good answer I will rate a 5

you could rub your hands over his burly chest, or be fun and grab his ass, or just be normal and wrap your arms around his shoulders/neck
or you can run your hands through his hair.
i need a girl, bad. i'm getting turned on typing this.
-hitler

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HELP! Im going to Florida in 2 days and i dont know what to pack!! Is it REALLY warm? Like what should I pack to go to Disney World ..has it been raining alot lately? Should I pack a pair of jeans? please be specific im going for 4 days - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Thanks!

its pretty decent here right now, about 70 at night. i wear shorts and hawaiian shirts, so its not really cold. pack a pair though, it might get a little windy this week. hell, its been windy as fuck for a month.
where you going? anywhere in nw florida?
are you a girl? if so, whatcha doin on tuesday?
-hitler

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Ok, so there are these jeans I want at Abercrombie and Hollister, but super expensive!! They are those pants that are torn/destroyed...Does anybody know how I could do it myself, and it would look good without spending a fortune??!!Thanks!!

work at a construction site for a few weeks.
-hitler

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sorry i didn't know where to put this so i just put it here .. well a few weeks ago i found out that i was pregnant. i decided that im going to have the baby but the problem is that i have an eating disorder. i know it's probably bad for the baby but i've been doing it for so long that i can't stop. Does anyone know how badly it can hurt the baby or what it can do to it?
14/f

it will kill the fucking thing, i kid you not. gain weight, ask your doctor. or you can continue your starvation and the baby will be naturally miscarried.
-hitler

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I think I have sort of created some sort of irreversible obsession over my best friend. I'ts not that I cant live with out her. It just that I refuse to do the simplest thing without her consent or at least knowledge. In some sort of twisted way, I cant think without her.... Shes sort of that one thing that completes me in almost all aspects of my life. I'ts scares me day by day because i feel that such a good thing is always lost... Im paranoid about losing one of the only things that makes my life, worthwhile.... Praying for her everynight doesnt seem enough and even when I'm sleeping next to her...I sleep with the deep penetrating thought that She wont be there when i wake up.... My question to you is this.. Is this a friendship or some sort of ill obsession?????

Please help me?????

19...Female

thats pretty messed, i'm sorry but it is. unfortunately, you are highly vulnerable to cults and abusive men, so i'll do you a favor by asking for your phone number. i'm a good guy, and i love women passionately.
IM me babe,
-hitler

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ok i have been going out with this guy for like 2 months and i really like him, but we havent kissed yet, should i make the first move? and he doesnt call me..what is up with that? i think he is just shy, and there is this other guy that told me he likes me and i kind of like him but i dont want to brake up with my boyrfriend for him what should i do?

stoop for the kill.
-hitler

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my mom puts me down so much and i dont know what to do anymore...like if i do sumthin shell jus say sumthin rude about it and leave it at that...nothen i do ever is good enoguh for her..all the rude things she says to me makes me cry so much and she dont even think whut she says hurts me...i try to talk to her but she never listen...my dad is even doin it now to..i dont kno whut to do ne more..help

fucking stab her.
-hitler

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If a guy liked you, and you liked him alot, and he is gonna ask u out, thenyou hang out with him at a bandfest with friends one nite and hes ALL over you but at the end of the night he doesnt even talk to you anymore or n e thing, not even a good bye or anything, would you think he doesnt like you anymore?? would you give up on him?? or keep trying cuz you like him ALOT!!

keep it up champ, did you do him?
-hitler

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I love this guy named frank. His real name is micheal. Anyways, I've known him for a while and I'm totally head over heels in love for the first time. I mean, sure I've said I loved a guy before, but this is sooooo different. I told him I liked him and he says he likes me and he put his arems areound my waist, he's put his arms around me, we almost came close to kissing even, but I don't think he like's me, He talked to me for a while today, but then he hung out with other girl the whole day. What do I do?

keep up the hot pursuit.
-hitler

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I like this guy and i dont think he likes me he has a grl friend and i dream about him and i stare at him every day i cant get over him and i want to go out with him but i keep waiting for him to break up wit his girl friend but i dont know if i should keep waiting
what should i do?????

keep waiting, don't start shit beacause she might cut you up with a switchblade.
-hitler

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ok so um me and my friend (we are both girls)have sleep overs all the time and when we do she always puts her leg on me and so i would like rub on her leg and she would rub my boob and when i am in the bed i feel good about it but then when i am out of the bed i hate myself for even thinking of stuff like that and during the day i mean i LOVE guys and then when she sleeps over its a whole different story.......so anyways can u help me i dont understand what is wrong with me!

just go with it, bisexuality among women is a beautiful thing. try to make out with her next time and touch every part of her sensual figure.
-hitler
-p.s. thanks for the turn-on

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Well, So far alot of guys have turned me down. SO i asked my ex why he broke up with me, and he seyd "well, All the guys say you really need braces so they dont like you" .. i have 2 teeth on the bottom that are slightly crooked, but i cant get my braces on till July, whut do i do?!??!

i have low standards, whats your phone number?
-hitler

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ok me and my best friend got into a fight ((her friend is ecusing me of talking behind her and her other friends back)) im like wtf i haven't been doing shit((i really havent and i would never)) so i tried telling her and she like what ever then her friend says that i was blaming her for me and my bfs break up ((witch i wasnt)) now shes really upset this happened thursday and i didnt go to school friday because if i saw her i would just break down and cry...because i was talking to her friend(thursday night) and they made me feel like shit and saying that i was lieing and yea i was talking behind her back i kept on telling them that i wasnt and her but now shes acting a little bit different with me but i wrote something on her xanga explaining im sorry and i hope youll be my friend even with the lies going around so the next day(today) i was on AIM and i ussally IM her but i didnt because i just couldnt... so she did and shes been acting like herself i just dont know how shes going to act in school because shes always fooling around with this other gurl that she says thats her "good friend" and pays more attention to her than me and she tells me im her bestest friend in the world she just hasnt been makeing me feel like it ever since that gurl came along i really need help!!!

go and stab a bitch.
-hitler

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Okay I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!! His name is frank and he is sooo hott!! we were goin out and he put his hands around my waist, his arms around me, flirted A LOT, and we came really close to kissing before, but I went to the ice skating rink today and I saw him we flirted and held hands while skating and then he wen to go "help a figure skater" with her moves because he's a pro skater right. I went out to go get a soda and he didn't talk to me for the rest of the day and I saw them HUGGING! Am I just a toy?

yep.
-hitler

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Whats the name of the song/band that sings the song that starts "where is your boy tonight i hope he is a gentelman??" i rate 5s thanks!

why.
-hitler

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Hey I'm 14/f and lately one of my best guy friends has been asking me out, i really care about him but right now i am dealing with other things in my life. such as trying to get into a good highschool, and my other hobbies that are really imortant to me. yet on the other hand, i really like him. my question is what should i do? i mean why should i risk a relationship when we are just going to break up sooner or later? what is the point in a young relationship right now? besides "having fun" because i know that loving someone is a lot more than "having fun" please answer, ill rate fives as long as you try to help

go for it pumpkin, have a great time. what do you have to lose? i'm sure that you can cuddle up to him while applying glue to your favorite models
-hitler

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me n this girl did it n i think i might like her n idk what to do because i dont really wanna girlfriend

you fucked a girl and expect her to leave it at that? did you at least wear a condom?
you're in the shitpile buddy, but at least you know sex is not a problem.
-hitler

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Ok I kinda like these to guys who are in the grade below me. I mean when I'm away them.. it's just my flirt meter goes off! And like I'm jelious when other girls are around this one guy. Is it wrong to like a younger guy? Is it stupid to go out with a younger guy?

no, its just not advisable, they're not as good in the sack.
-hitler

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is it safe to try inserting a tampon if you dont hae your period? (just for practice)

i would hope so. why don't you insert something else?
-hitler

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lately, i've felt really sad, and i've felt all alone. i'm 8th grade/f, and i feel like a guy could fill up a space :( what can i do??
-all alone-

i'm sure there's a few guys who'd like to fill up that space too, hit on them.
-hitler

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