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well today is my bf's birthday so we are going to lunch at a nice (in other words, expensive) resturant with another couple. i invited him, so does that mean i have to pay for him? its a pretty expensive place and im 14 and he's turning 15. thanks!

You're going to make the B-day boy pay, when you're the one who invited him to go in the first place?

You're an asshole.

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ok well i was 16 at the time same age as now and i have a feeling that after i went swimming with my x bf he turned of me! I was not hairy or anything i mean i shaved before hand and waxed but i duno he seemed to have acted strange after that i have a feeling its because i was over weight at the time but i was not huge. I duno he also kept on saying my boobs were huge i know some people say its gd but i don't think its nice when it comes from ur bf am i wrong my bra size is like 36c/d??? Do you think he turned of me because of swimming? i am confused please advice me .

What the hell is "turned off me"?

He probably is turned off because you cant type.

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Sorry I rewrote it as you couldn’t read it well..
i have never got on with my dad very well from a young, i didnt like something he did (it was sick and twisted) so i told him and he didn't seem to get the message to stop, so i said stop or i'm running away. he didn't stop.. so i did what i said and ran away, my friends. dad was there and he knew everything that had been going on and said he would hit my dad if he didnt stop. so my dad being like 1/5 of his size stoped, this was like 18 months ago now ever since he has been trying to like get me back i use to cut myself and he knew everytime it didnt change anything though its like i'll be on the phone he'll shout... i'll be on the computer he'll shout and make up things when i yell back he'll just say that im over reacting and twisting what he is saying.. hes always taking my phone off me grounding me for things i havent done.
e.g. i got the wrong coat out the cupboard he grounded me for 6 months from ahving or going to a sleep over.
i use just my folk at dinner yesterday and not with the knif he goes who out ya friends have you got that off then i just went no one and walked out the room saying fine then i wont eat at all.
he didnt offer me any food all night.
my mum doesnt do anything about it she just says its your dad and its how he does things.
when i go see my councellor she just says look what your parents are going through and im just like there punishing me for something I haven’t done.
i endded up in hospital in dec for taking an overdose and my parents just told the nurses i had fallen out with my friends (making me look stooped) my dad just didnt want to get in trouble.
he blames me for everything and i think its just to do with what happened like 18 months ago i seriously cant do anything right i walk in the room and he'll say something. he hasn't been talking to me for the last 2 weeks because i do everything wrong and i just dont know what to do anymore im only 14 i cant move out or anything im just stuck here being blamed and punished. i have a sister (16) but she dont care she only thinks about herself and does everything our parents say and they never say anything to her even if she does something wrong if i were to do that they would ground me, im always being grounded or told off for something and its just taking over me right now.. is there anyway i can get out of here, or at least stop my dad from trying to take over my life??

Punch your dad in the face. Also, if you told us what your dad actully did, we might have been able to help more....

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how do you do those lil heart things?

Take your thumb, stick it in your mouth.

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Ok so I have Windows XP nad with that some of you may know is Windows XP Movie Maker. For a class project a recently made a video on it and for it i bought a dvd burner. Knows anyone kno step by step instructions on how burn the videos onto a dvd SO I WILL BE ABLE TO PLAY IT ON A DVD PLAYER.


THANKYOU!

Yeah, go to help in it. THey'lll give better instructions than us.

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im 16 years old and 8 months pregnant..my boyfriend ..which is the father and is 19..wont have anything to do with me..he wont even touch me anymore yea he comes over every now and then but he doesnt stay long..it breaks my heart because i love him so much..he says he loves me but it definately doesnt feel like it..what can i do?

You've messed your life up. You'll probably go on welfare later in life. Be a single mother when you're 20 something. And you'll scare all the guys away because you have a kid.

You'll live in poverty and be in a crappy dump with gang shootings.

Abort it.

Or have it up for adoption.

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Hey. 14.f.
ok so we learned about cutting and stuff in a class in school and how its wrong, but i found it a bit intresting.... so i was really mad one day so i tryed it and it didnt make me feel any better. But, i do have a little cut on my arm. Does this mean that im a cutter even though im not going to do it again?

No, it means you're a whimp. You tried cutting and couldnt even do it correctly.

Qutie crying for attention and stop thinking your life sucks.

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My Chest and Back area had been braking out this summer realy bad. My Hair is realy oily and i think that is why. Anyways...
Last Night I bought Clean&Clear (Daily Cleansing Pads). I used it and this morning its dry but still showing bad and i see lil dots so that means more acne! Has anyone ever used this or known/know someone who has? How long does it take? It says Daily Cleansing Pads but does anyone do it more than once? HELP IM GOING TO THE BEACH IN A COUPLE DAYS AND I DONT WANT TO LOOK LIKE A *F*R*E*A*K*!!!!


-13/f-

Signed,---
---Freak

Wow, you probably do look like a freak.

So your chest and back are breaking out and thats why your hair is oily?

Okay let me explain to you how those acne pads work.

They dont work within the first day. You have to do it a couple times.

They arent god in a pad. They're face cleaners.

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ok so i wrote before about this boy that did not text be back and basically loads of people gave me good advice and thank you for that the one that said he wanted to be with me.One of the advice was to phone him so i did and his mum picked up his phone!!! so i just put the phone down.Do you think his mum took his fone away or maybe she now has it please could someone advice me why did his mum pick his phone up?

Well, you're over reacting.

Are you retarded? Maybe he wasnt there and was just taking the call.

Damn, think first before you ask a question like this.

You should also question your IQ.

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Me and my boyfriend had a massive argument and he hit me. he has never done that before and he was really sorry and said he loves me i broke up with him and he wants me back should i go back to him or move on.

16 f

No, your boyfriend is an idiot.

If he does it again. Reach down his pants, grab his nuts, and twist them.

Then while he is in agony and bent over, grab his head and shove it right into your knee.

That will drop him making him harmless if he decides to do so again.

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Ok, last week my 3 friends and I got in a fight, them vs. me. It kinda sucked cause i was like, definatly on my own and no one coul dback me up on anything, so we arent talking, none of us. And I want to talk to them so bad I just cant because I dont think they even like me anymore. One of those 3 friends was like my friend since 3rd grade so I see her as a BFFFFFFF. And shes the one who doesnt even want to TRY to make it work again. She even told me that we should just give up and that we arent gonna be best friends again. Hmm. what do i DO?

Give up and know you arent going to be best friends again.

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How do I put a movie from that I have on my computer, on the internet? Is there anyway I could email it?

Upload the movie.

Yes, you can email it.

Why is it porn?

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Ok theres this guy i like. We hung out this one weekend with one of my friends and like 2 of his friends and he was there. Well the whole night he acted like..he liked me..he was directing everything towards me and all his friends think that he likes me. Well i go over to my friends house all the time..and we always invite him over to do something or just go out and do something and hes always.."gone somewhere". Either his mom wont let him or hes really gone. Well his friends always jokes around that he lieks me and i was wondering. Do you think he doesnt wanna hang out because of me?

You could just ask him.

But, you're probably right, thats the reason why.

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i've been friends with this girl for 11 yrs and i asked her to go out with me she said yes but then later that day i called her on the phone and she broke up with me i asked her why and she said it feels like she's goin with her bro

And you need help what for? She told you why she doesnt want to go out with you.

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Alright so there is this guy that I like. I want to get his attention, make him maybe like me back. I want to like dress better and look better and stuff but im not exactly sure what to do.. I think he might have liked me at one point to but im not sure. Do you know anyways I could get him to hang out with me? or anyways I could make myself look better.. or anyways to get his attention or anything? please help.. anything will help..

-maddie

Here how bout this. Look up the past 3 pages. Read the questions and find the 4 other questoins like this and read the answers to those.

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I recently had a fight with my friend....and we havent talked in months. at first when we had our fight she told everyone she didnt want ot be my friend ever again...but today i asked my friend to ask her online our status. and she said she didnt think we would be the same, but she may still want to be friends. how should i act if i want to be friends but i dont want to seem annoying or clingy? i really want to repair this friendship! any tips for what to say and when?? help! i rate ^!!!

No. Let her fix it.

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Okay so I'mgoing to have this party because I don't think I'm doing dance next year after 10 years so it's sorta a big deal. The question is: should I invite my ex that i still really like to the party..but not invite his girlfriend because i dont really know her? and what can I do to get him to notice me and possibly like me again? thx! i rate HIGH for awesome answers!

No, dont invite him.

Its called slutty what you're trying to do. I really dont care what you do. But if you enjoy your rep...you may wanna stay out of that.

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I have long blonde hair and i usually just wear my hair down or in a messy bun. but over the summer, i wanna try something different. are there any hair style suggestions that you guys could give me?
thanks! ill rate good!

Die it red. Spike it up.

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ok i like this guy and he might ask me out but i think he hesitating because i think he doesnt know i like him. and yah im a flirt allll the tiem around him and i dont is there any thing that i ca say or do to like give him hints or something?

Yeah say this.

'I like you, we should hang out sometime'

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does anyone know the code for kelly clarckons (sp) new video behind these hazel eyes ... thanks ♥

Yeah, she probably just jacked the song behind blue eyes. Put a The in it and changed the eye color and called it hers.

Dont suppport taht ripoff.

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