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things i like are:
stealing public property, t ping houses, beating up on friends, hanging out with friends, going to mehlville games, going to the movies, going to t time, walking around the neighborhood, having people over, confusing people, making people make funny faces, dropping my pants in front of girls that i dont know, mooning people from cars, driving without a permit, BAGEL BITES!!!, soccer, basketball, football (even though idk how to play), making the bird, wearing spandex and listening to brittany spears in my room, paintballing, hunting, shooting, making fires, lighting stuff on fire, seeing what burns, painting myself various colors, seeing how long i can put off my homework, doing stupid stuff, throwing my shoes at people, spray painting random things on random buildings, sneaking out, having fun, making people guess what im thinking, staring at random things just to make people say "what are you looking at", walking backwards, and mimicing girls i like infront of them, and of course giving advice.

things i dont like are:

girls that think they can get guys by wearing short skirts (b/c 98% of the time it works), people that try to mock me openly, people that hate me and try to get other people to do the same, people who make fun of my friends, people who call me stupid, people who eat my food, people who dont give me money, people who ask me continously for a piece of paper or pencil, people who try to be popular, guys who lie about their virginity, guys who hit girls, girls that cheat on guys, guys that cheat on girls, soda, roast beef sandwiches, taking care of things, cleaning up other people's mess, people who send me text messages, people who IM me constantly, people who think i can get them laid, people who look for "the love of their life" before the age of 21, people who are prude, people who are scared to have fun, workaholics, alcoholics, people who get addicted to smoking, people who do stuff under peer pressure, people who say the word "immature," people who think they are in the popular group, tv, and homework.
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okay. long story. okay. so yesterday "thursday" some kids dared me and this girl to kiss. so we did. and so someone convinced me to tell my b/f. and so did. and he got really pissed. but he "said" he got over it and he wasn't pissed anymore [[yesterday]] so today, i went to this thing after school. and so i got these 3 guys to call him and say "dude, your girlfriend is a really good kisser" and hang up. but i NEVER made out with any of them. and he got really mad. and he left a comment on my profile. it says. "I will never trust you again.You broke my heart.I trusted you with everything now that is shattered.you meant everything to me now you mean nothing i will remember you but hope i will forget.you were my life,but thats now over. I HATE YOU" i don't know if he means it. and i don't feel bad for getting them to call him. but i do feel a little guilty because i hurt him. but i don't really care about him. or i don't want to. because everyone i've ever dared to love has gone. and. i just need to know if i should care. i mean. we've been through alot. and i do think i love him. but i don't want to. i mean. i care. but. what should i do. i don't wanna loose him. i really don't. i can't afford to. i mean. he's been there for me through all my bullshit. and i think i hurt him really badly. and. i really just need to know what to do.
i don't know what to do without him. and i guess i do care. but i dont want to [[sorry for the repitition]] please help. everytime me and him have gotten in a huge fight i started cutting again or i've attempted suicide. i really need him in my life. i can't lose him. (link)
duh, he means it. cheating's no joke, it hurts. you can expect to not hear from him again. find another "b/f" and learn from this. guys don't take crap.


hi. ive decided to quit smoking for the 50th time!! and ive gone two days without smoking. The problem is, its monday tomorrow, and so i was wondering if my school work will be affected by this? because i know withdrawel symptoms peak at 2-3days, so will it be bad enough to stop me from working properly? my attention and concentration has allready started to slip-even when i was smoking- but will this make it worse? (link)
it's going to be as bad as you make it. or as good as you make it. nice job at quitting though.


okay just three days ago I started using Vasaline healthy summer glow moisterizer. Its done a really nice job on my legs but its turned a hickey orange as well as a couple bruises on my arms. Also there's orangy spots right before my armpits, and my feet and face and the bax of my hands refuse to tan. Im stopping the whole thing tommorow morning but I was wondering if there's any quick fixes for the orange stains and such? Im off from school for a week so should that help if i wanna lose some of the color?

Thank you:) (link)
naturally as your skin sheds it'll wear off, give it a week or two of daily showers.


i heard that eatting alot of oinion make your hair grow faster, i want grow my hair so fast and long, how? buy special shampoon or eat oinion? (link)
protein makes your hair go thicker and faster. it also makes your nails stronger and shinier.


"On your first date with him, give him a lovebite on the top of his shoulder from behind! This turns him on completely! This is the perfect thing to do when you're in the cinema. (this works with most guys) "



whats a lovebit? please be specific (link)
you basically just bite him like on a pressure area, like his shoulder or neck, not hard enough to draw blood, but gently as the idea is to just tug his skin a little bit, to get a little more attention from him.


I know someone that is from Canada, living in the States, and a company hired them to work, a huge company. They don't have real social security numbers, the company provided them "a way around". Can I turn the company in or have anything done about it? (link)
walk into a police station, tell them what's going on, and they should steer you in the right direction. i dont have a phone number off the top of my head that you can call, but the police should definitely be able to help you out.


hi, 26 m virgin....i am quite addicted to masturbation

is it normal to masturbate 2-3 times a day, how many times is it advisable?

i just get turned on by seeing panty & bras...is this normal?

will abstinence from masturbation help before getting to sex?

will masturbation effect my sexual drive?
honest suggestions required, please help. (link)
as said, masturbation shouldn't harm your sex drive.

however a true addiction can result in fatigue. thats about it.

but if you are as interested in masturbation as any other male i will give you one tip:

abstain from masturbation for one to two weeks. you will almost explode at the site of any pretty girl, however once you cannot succom to not masturbating any longer, do it.

what will happen is that your genitals will be extremely sensitive and the day that you do it, it will feel 11x better than anything short of sex.


Well me and my boyfriend have been dating for almost 11 months. We have has sex before and all that stuff. But not latley because were both scared of getting me pregnate because alot of younge teens our age are getting pregnate. 4 of my friends are pregnate , thats crazy. When were alone we get the chance to do sexual stuff. We do these things alot ad i mean alot , but we dont have sex. I just want to learn how to control my self and no one tell me dont put my self in that situation because doesn work . anything i can do to keep a good clean relationship . (link)
get some birth control.



so some people say that you can somehow find out who writes in your honesty box. does anyone know how you do that without having to see whose online and all that stuff? k thank youu. (link)
uhm its called a search warrant. but thats a little extreme, honesty box was made so people who are "lil bitches" can finally talk smack on people they normally wouldnt have the balls to talk smack on.


hi. I've been thinking about one thing my friend told me. He said that he has made an homesex -video with her girlfriend. they're both 16 years old. now, I'm thinking, is that legal?
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uhm deffinitely not, age of consent is 18, technically its a sex crime.


i have this drink but i havent used it yet. it's like a drink whitch burns fat ? would it work? if it does we'll i loose my love handles? is their anyway to loose them? i hate going on diets it's really hard. i almost have no time for excercising. i'm not going to take pills thats for sure. HELP?! (link)
crash.

you get one after your high, after your drunk, and yes, even after you try to stimulate your fat burning capabilities through chemicals.

first off i dont exactly know how they plan on burning fat through a drink. otherwise everyone would be using it.

second when you stimulate your metabolism it charges, through exercise (a natural metabolism booster) theres no crash, but with a "booster drink" your body will crave more and more food as your metabolism gets stronger and stronger. so once you get to a desired weight, it will be hard to gain it back as you will unconcsiously (sp) crave salt, chocolate, or down right anything sweet.

you claim to have no time for exercising, a 50 sit up ruitine before you go to bed every night will help you more than you think, hell it might even motivate you to get up 30 min earlier to run everyonce in a while.

little changes now can have enormous changes later. so make right choices, eat your fruits and veggies, work out when you can, instead of not at all, and you'll be proud of yourself.


what is a good cleaning product to get stains out of car fabric? i have light colored fabric in my car (link)
oxyclean

goop


So I asked a question a couple of days ago about my boyfriend who was constantly hanging out with his ex (who's a slut and cheated on him multiple times) and I thought he didn't like me and whatnot. But anyway, he cheated on me, and I was extremely hurt... he told me that he'd never hurt me and that I deserved the best, and I actually caught him and his ex making out. Now I haven't talked to him in 3 days, but I've seen him and he looks extremely depressed and he keeps saying he's so sorry. And now it makes me feel horrible for not talking to him because he seems so sincere and apologetic, and he keeps telling me that he understands it if I don't wanna talk to him... but I just feel bad for ignoring him. But I was just so damn hurt by what he did I didn't even want to look at him. But I still feel horrible, he just looked so sad and I just ignored him. Am I doing the right thing by not talking to him? I miss him. (link)
screw him, he cheated, theres other guys. especially ones that won't cheat on you.


Does anyone know if running damages feet? i heard it did... (link)
running itself? no

incredibly sweaty, damp, and unclean socks do. old shoes can wear feet down incredibly aswell. otherwise your body will adapt to the harsh demands of running by forming callusus on your foot.

double check your socks, your shoes, and if your problem persists, try to ease up and call a doctor or even better, a foot doctor.


i'm female, 15....its an odd thing because i know i'm bi, i've established that fact but i'm not sure what to do. no one knows about it and i think i have a crush on someone. i know she's not bi or gay but still; and i have a crush on a guy too.

im not sure what to do or if i should let people know about me being bi. i feel i won't be accepted. its just frustrating. what should i do?

from (confused about...everything) (link)
does it matter? for real. people don't go around saying their straight.


i am 16 and so basically my stomach is not flat at all and i would love for it to be flat and i have been trying all these years to make the fat go away.. i have tried crunches and situps but they dont work.. is there anything i can do? and exercise or foods? (link)
sit ups and crunches dont burn fat, they build muscle and can actually make you look pudgier.

sit ups and cardio will burn fat and build muscle. at a mile a day, and extremely intense ab workouts (google for routines) you should see results in 5-6 weeks, and continue to see results from there on out. ]

eat healthy (fruits and veggies, easy on the chips and cookies), drink water, good luck.


ok I posted a question before on how to gain weight and muscles but at the same time to not grow too much fat and ppl told me to eat more protein/do bodybuilding exercises and lay off the fat

i have been consumed lots of pasta/bread/fish/cereal/water/chicken/beef/pizza over the last one month or so.The reason of me doing this is that I'm now skinny,and I want to grow more 'meat' so to be bigger.

1)The only place that seems to be growing bigger is my stomach,how do I get the meat or the food to go to my arms and body(I want to grow my whole body,as in bigger like sideways as well,and not just my stomach)

2)Once I get the meat to my entire body,I obviously exercise to get muscles,the problem now is that I'm skinny and need the meat,so if I exercise I'm going to lose the meat that structures my body.How do I build muscles through exercising while not losing the meat I have gained over my food consumption cause I want to have a bigger mass bod as well.

thanks for answering (link)
http://www.wikihow.com/Build-Muscle


I have one of those exercise balls. The big blue ones. What are some things I can do to make me legs look nicer? Like toned and not fat looking. (i think they look like that) Im 16/f (link)
lay on your back, put the ball in between your legs. raise and hold for one minute, be sure to engage your abs as this will also help work those as well.

lay on your stomache and do the same thing, this will tone your butt.


hello,
iam 26years female from INDIA, this is my first month of pregnency conformation.can you advise me whether my husband and me can have sex? (link)
yes you can, its actually encouraged.


i do alot of working out and my legs are very muscular( very)...what is a way that i can lean them down a bit...becuase they are fit and have no cellulite on them but i would just like to make them tinnier now (link)
limit your calorie intake to 2500 calories a day. then down to 2000. this will strip you of fat. be sure to keep working out.




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