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Howdy!
The name is Michelle .. im a funky Gemini ( june 20th if you want to buy me lots of presents ).Here is some random and unnessicary information about me!



I love Mikey!



Michelle is

1.)Favorite Lunchmeat- Turkey
2.)Favorite foreign country- Japan
3.)Most morbid fear- "E.T." the movie
4.)Least Favorite food(s)- Rice and Gyros
5.)Pepsi or Coke?- i dont really like pop.. especially brown pop
6.)Favorite Sesame Street character- the count.. he has the coolest voice
7.)My Dream Car- Mini Cooper convertible
8.) Allergies?- yes ma'am.. to kittys and dust.. oh and homework.
9.) My motto- Eat the chicken before the chicken eats you, dawg.
10.) If I could have superpowers they would be: to make everyone in the world think they are naked, when in actuality they arent
11.) i am strangely obsessed with glitter and shiny things...like a magpie!
12.) my favorite word is manifesto, yet im not quite sure what it means
13.) i just recently got a car; haven't named it yet. (open to suggestions!!)
14.) i hate people who lie or extremely un-outgoing.
15.)i am moving to chicago as soon as i graduate.
16.)i am made of metal and am superninja.. if you need the story then you must IM me
17.) i really want to see midget porno
18.)peanut butter is my favorite food
19.)i am an insomniac
20.)i have a bunny rabbit named tweek that i got from a carnival and a cockatiel that my mommy found at a gas station.


So there! Now you know me! ASKA ME QUESTIONZ!

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good and cheap makeup....what kind of brands?

rimmel from wal-mart has a lot of cute stuff ( i think walgreens has it now too) also caboodles or jane ( target and walmart)

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Hi people! I am on a high school varsity cheerleading squad. And the thing is, there are 15 of us and we are 600.00 in debt cause the last year's coach bought the team new uniforms and never paid for them, and now we need fundraising ideas. We already got the basics like the car wash, bake sale, candy sales, and things like that. So if anyone has any other ideas rather than the one's above, IT WOULD HELP US OUT ALOT! We also have to buy new uniforms as well! Thankz for your time! ;)

how about like a fun fair? between the 15 of you guys, you could all have different " jobs" like face painter or game leader. you could have refreshmants and games and charge admission and stuff like that.

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i am currently addicted to crack, marijuana, coke, and X. I have been caught only once, and for marijuana. however im getting very worried about some things goin on with some dealers, i need to get out of it all. any one know how? who should i talk to about it?

commit yourself to rehab. for one, it will keep you safe from skeezy dealers, and two it will help get you clean.

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When I get period on my underwear, I try to rinse it out in the sink as soon as possible. My question is this-- should I use hot water to rinse it or cold? I've heard both opinios for the following reasons:

*You should use hot water because it will rinse it out better.
*You should use cold water because hot water will cause it to set and then it will be stained. So I guess my question is, is this true?

COLD WATER!!!! if you use hot, it will permanently stain your undies. just rinse with cold water and put soap on both sides of the stain and get out as much as you can before you put it in the wash.

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Ok...so i'm really popular and everyone thinks i'm hott and i really want a boyfriend...but none of the guys give me the time of day...WHAT AM I DOING WRONG! PLZ HELP!

maybe they are intimidated by you. try talking to a guy you like and bring up the fact you are single or ask him to the movies or something like that.

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Can anydoby explain to me how to remove earrings? I can't seem to get them out, they're just regular studs. Thx.

pull really hard on the post and the back in opposite directions and they should come off easy.

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hi im 5'4 and 90 pounds. im worried that i dont weigh enough. everyone thinks im anerexic but im not so i dont care but i feel like my weight might be too low. should i gain weight?

wow you are teeny! yes you should gain weight, but maybe you should try building muscle.. muscle weighs more than fat. try eating a lot of protein and working out.

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Is it bad or like not cool to go out wit ure frends ex bf?? cuz my frend sed if once ure frend goes out wit a guy the guy is "their property" nd the frends cant go out wti them but then my otha frend has like stolen like 5 of my bfs.. so is it bad to go out wit ya gurls ex (not steal but just like a while after they break up.)
thnx

talk to your friend about it. if she is completely not cool about it because its too soon after their breakup, she may be mad. so wait awhile until she doesnt care. or if she is cool about it, she will be really happy that you were honest about it. i personally dont think its that bad.. my current boyfriend dated one of my friends before he dated me, and its been all gravy.

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my sisters ex boyfriend really likes me and i like him... its been a few months since they broke up so is it okay if i hook up with him?? or no??

maybe you should talk to your sister about this. if you keep your interests secret, eventually your sister will find out and it may blow up in your face and ruin your relationship with your sister forever. just be totally out in the open about how you really like him. she may take it hard, but at least you are honest about it.

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I really like this guy (im 15/f) like i think it might be love.. but he has a girlfriend.. me n him always chill n like make out n stuff.. and he always tells me he loves me.. but why is he with her?

because he is trying to be all 'macho' and crap and have a girlfriend with one on the side. that is DEFINENTLY not cool... this guy is a player! anyone who would do that to you (or do that to another girl) doesnt love you. love is when you have feelings for ONE person, and he obviously has them for two. i think you should make the guy choose between you before you continue your relationship, because that way you know you just arent his" chick on the side"

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Hi. Im 16 and I'm pregnent. My boyfriend and I had sex 5 months ago and I got pregnant from that. My family is in distress and my sisters and brothers can't even look at me now that I'm starting to get a little fatter. But the problem mostly is my boyfriend. His name is Jamie and well I really love him. When I told him I was pregnant he said he'd always be there for me and the next day he came over and said his parents now kicked him out of their house and my parents said he could come stay with us until he can find a job and apartment but I know Jamie isnt happy. It's hard to finsih high school and take care of a kid. What can I do to make my boyfriend happy even when our lives are totally going down the fricken drain? Please help me!

i honestly don't know what to say. i feel for you, i really do, but this is a big deal. i dont think he is going to be happy for a while, because this is some tough shit. both of you will probably be down until you see your beautiful child and until everyone accepts the fact that you guys are parents. finishing high school should probably be the last of your worries right now--you are having a child and need to have finances to keep it. try to be positive for him and show him you arent scared (even if you are) and tell him you love him and are glad you are going through this with him.

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I'm gonna redo my whole room and i need a magazine or somthing to get ideas from. I watch trading spaces but i need sum10 nore. Thanx bunches!

oh my boyfriend bought this awesome book called "pad" or something like that and it has the COOLEST ideas for rooms and stuff. but a lot of teen magazines like ym have a decorating section in it.

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im worried about my weight. I'm 5'3 and 87 pounds. Everyone thinks im anerexic and even though im NOT im still worried bcuz its so low. should i try to gain weight or something?

perhaps. if you are too skinny, then you wont get your period or anything. see a doctor about gaining some weight, because im 5'2'' and 110 and im even underweight, so you have a potential serious problem.

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what do girls do when they start to get sick of a guy?

they...dump them? lol sorry to state the obvious.

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hey i am going to be 13 in about a month and i havnt got my period yet and most of my friends have and there all younger then me...

i was the last one out of all my friends too, i got mine when i was almost 14. trust me it is NOTHING to look forward to :-P so you're fine, dont worry about it. enjoy your tampon-free days.

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alrite..i`m gonna be gettin my braces off soon, and i really don't want yellowish teeth with white spots, so im gonna use whitening stuff. But i dont kno what works the best, does anybody use some that works really good?

if you wanna spend the big bucks, they have some brite smile thing at the dentist thats supposed to be awesome. but if not, then crest whitestrips premium or regular.

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I have autistic triplet brothers who are 9 1/2 years old. My mother had them for the first 5 years, then the father had them for 2 years and now my mom has them again. She always complaining about how hard her life is and she wants to go crazy and she says sometimes she wants to put them in homes because they drive her so crazy. How can i get her to appriciate my brothers more and understand that she has done so well with them and to not give up?

i know how having an autistic relative is, i have a 18 year old cousin who cant care for himself. my aunt has a huge responsibility taking care of him, but the outcome is so great! hes such a sweetheart (as im sure your brothers are) she probably is saying she wants them in homes out of frustration. maybe you could help her with the housework or with your brother's care-taking. i know its difficult, but you guys can and will get through this.

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my name is adisley and i need a nickname for my friends to call me....please help

adisley! thats an awesome uncommon name! dizzy, lee, A-dawg, lol i dont know..

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What's a good way to get rid of pimples?

this will sound odd, but lemon juice is a really good method. or you could just wash your face with really good stuff. the stuff i use is called neutrogena 60 second mask scrub-- AWESOME

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its wierd i know like everything there is to know...

but whats streaking?

one of my favorite hobbies.. lol

its running around in the nude. fun stuff.

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