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is a fish a good pet? or is a dog better? i cant decide, people help me!!!
I would rather get a dog. I have two, actually. A fish is just there, you can't play with a fish or teach it tricks. If you want a low-matinence pet, then a fish is a pet for you. Dogs require much more, however. A dog requires feeding 1-2 times a day (depending on age), it should get frequent exercise such as going for walks, they require much love and care, and you must teach it to behave, so it obeys you. You don't want a dog to think that it is the king of the house. It won't listen to you. If you want a puppy, you also must toilet train it, unless you like the smell of pee all over your carpets.
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I like to have sex with my dog, is that normal?
Unless you're a dog who knows how to type, then not really. You are doing something called beastiality. It would be safer for you and your dog if you got yourself a human.
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what is a pyro????????????
A person who is obsessed with fire is a pyro.
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Well see this one day i ahd my friend call my boyfriend up (i know not the best idea) and i had her ask him this one question on a scale from 1-10 1 being you hate her and 10 being you love her and he rated me a five thats like he thinks im ok well i donno if i should dump him or not i mean we have only been dating like 2 weeks and gone out on one date but only in a group of friends should i give him time or push him away?
Lots Of LOve,
Very Confused Girl
A 5????? Well, I guess you have to give it time. It's only been two weeks. See how it goes, and if it doesn't work out, dump him but try not to hurt his feelings. Unless he's an asshole to you. Then dump him like hell!
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I'm gay, is that bad?
No!
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I have the hiccups. How do I get rid of them?
Here's some interesting cures you can try: Burp 5 times in a row, drink a glass of water, hold your breath for as long as you can... and thats all I know.
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i have been with my boyfriend for almost a year and we love each other so much,(we are both 20) we live together now and we are very happy except he recently got a p.c for our room and in the evenings he likes to download porn, while im asleep he often masterbates to it too.wev'e talked about it and he knows how i feel about, it even brought me to tears one time, i got that upset about it. i just dont like the fact that he would rather watch girls on the p.c then snuggle up with me. our sex life is good, for me and him so i dont understand why he loves it so much and its damaging our relationship. i dont know what to do, pls help!!!
p.s. im female!!!!
Wow, that is sad. Porn can be addicting, especially to males, and if you don't stop him now or get him counciling you two may not have a normal sex life. Try passwording the computer so he can't look at it. Threaten to break up with him, then maybe he will come to his senses. The fact that he likes porn more than he likes to have sex with you is sad. Hope this helps!
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What is the meaning of life?
Not even the smartest man on earth knows that. Unless the government knows... dun dun dun!
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I need some help. There are some boys at my school that I like to hang out with. They are not the best looking but its whats on the inside that matters. Any good tips to tell if you are in love?
Sincerely,
Mea*
If you love someone, you should tell them.
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What does asl stand for?
Age, sex and location.
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whatis love?
Love is when two people have feelings for each other and care about each other.
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Today my imaginary friend ran away. I've been crying ever since. Sometimes I lick my friend's house to cheer me up. IS THERE ANY WAY TO GET MY IMAGINARY FRIEND BACK??!?!!
No.
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When at school, sometimes I kinda go crazy by taking the seagulls from off the grass and eating them, and then I throw rocks and berries at my friends. Just yesterday, I went streaking and painted myself in tiger stripes through math class. In the computer lab I take all the cds and break them. I've broken a computer one time too. Also I eat pages of textbooks when teachers don't watch. I burned some of the books in the library and then ate them. (Actually, they're pretty tasty with some ketchup.) Last week I jumped on a lunch table and pissed on a yard duty. I am 26 years old and I am still in the 8th grade. Is this normal?
No.
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I have a problem, I put posters all over my walls, I act depressive & miserable, just because thats how I am, and I write poetry & i do things I want to do, and I wear black nail polish and tons of bracelets, But I dont have much money to buy the clothing, and everyone thinks Im weird becasue I act what they say I am *goth* but I dont really dress like one, I try to explain that I dont have alot of money right now and Im not poor, but my mom doesnt like paying for me, because I liek to get these clothes that are exspensive at hot topic. . I like the music too. . I dont know why I just do, so I decided that maybe My heart is telling me I should be. . Gothic. I wouldnt mind being gothic either, but is it the right path for me? I dont care much whne people make fun of me, I just ignore it, like they are invisiable, its like I enter my own world and I am just staring at things, I dont see outside of my head and someone said i looked like I was possed by the devil! I like love satan! I cant help it, it is just my beliefs Im not trying to fit in, im not trying to be cool its just how I freaking feel! I like to wear dark make- up and black is like my fave color, I try to mix my clothes ot make i look funky, untill I get some money to buy more clothing. . I just got a bass/guitar too . . I am also ina school with tons of ghetto people, they always make fun of me and make me go through a life of torture, I only have acouple friends there, and thne I have 3 others outside of school who live where I used to live, I have 7 friends in school, 10 friends total, but 2 out of 10 are guys and the rets are girls, and htey guys r kidna my firned but not really like they act like my firned but they barely talk to me, well one of them makes me laugh all the time and talks to me. . Well
All I wanna know is, am I following the right path? LyA, Bye!
Signed, Confused.
You are following the right path if the path suits you. If you like what you wear, wear it. It's good that you ignore people that make fun of you. Just go with whatever suits you best.
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Okay so here it goes!*Greg* keeps teasing me like playing around.He tells me im a stalker and he says he doesnt know where he got it from he just says its funny.So he goes to my church,school,and hes in my carpool.Today he told the girl in my carpool*julia* that I asked him out.Shes like "*mary* how could you"! And then she told me and I like looked at him and he started cracking up!And when we wait for our parents to come pick us up he takes my backpack and puts it somwhere.He also looke through it when im walking with it on.
So acouple of weeks ago I was at *julias* house and *greg* was there. Cuz julias brother is friends with him. We mostley were in julias room for the time so he kept coming to the room and talking to us which julia said that he NEVER does. So we all played uno attack wile we were there and he never won so he told me that i jynked him.
Oh and hes one year older then me. So im not sure of anything really.
And whenever im wearing a sweater he decides to pull my hood and send me back and he LOVES to flick me! Its kinna anoyind, but I'd like to know Does he like me or what?
-----~pleazhelp~---------
It seems as if he does. If not, he's doing this to piss you off.
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i want to get a gutar, but i dont no what to get? i dont want it to hurt my fingers but i want to rock!
what should i get?
Get an electric guitar. I have one and it's really fun to play. Guitars do not hurt your fingers unless you are pressing down as hard as you can on the strings while playing. Playing guitar and learning it takes time, you can't just rock on the guitar. Taking lessons can be costly but it's worth it. If you want to rock like a rock star, its going to take years of practice.
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ok i was having sex with this one guy tony and i couldnt stop. but finnaly it was time u know to take off my thong and put on a condom (on him of course) and so my thong wouldnt come off (it was one of the ones that u r supose to tie) and so he ripped it off and when i was putting the condom on him the door bell rang so i had to get up u know and i was like oh damn we have to stop but he was like oh let it ring we need to do it anyways i hope i am going to do it all night and i was like oh u bet ur luckie ass on that and i couldnt stop and we were burning rubber (when u go really fast and it starts to burn) then i had to go pee so i told him i had to stop so i did then when i came back i saw his friends looking and they have been looking since we started! so i told them they can come in in 10 mins so they were still looking and i was yelling oh tony oh tony and he was like oh jenny oh jenny and then i told his friends to come in. then i got drunk then i was having a three sum and then another guy came in and so in was like a 4 sum. and then they had to go home but i told tony to stay and we were doing it all night. then the next day was school and everyone was staring at me and i was asking the guys i did it with wut wuz going on and they told the whole school and i turned around and 3 guys were humping me so i told them to come to my house so when we went to my house i grabed a whip and everything so i was doing it all night with them! but i took a pregnantcy test and it said i was pregnant but i didnt know whos baby!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, number one what the hell are you doing with 6 guys!? Pregnancy is the least of your worries at this point. You could get a STD. Second, condom goes on first, not after you start having sex. Three, you shouldn't be drinking alcohol and getting drunk. Even though I don't know how old you are, you said you were still in school. And last, you shouldn't have sex with someone unless you really know them, and it should be meaningful.
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HERE IT GOES!!
I answer Questions but its time for YOU to HELP me.
I know this guy "Keagen" and I totally like him! I THINK he likes me but I can't be sure! I don't know of I should tell him how i feel or not. we can't date til' were 16 but thats not the problem. I mean we have been alone togather before and stuff but its hard for me to really know. when i think of him i feel as if im floating and there is nothinkg better in the world than thinking of him! i have this feeling at pit of my stomic when ever ithink of him i can't get rid fo it! i think of him even if im trying not too! when he see's me he is allways watchinkg me and when he looks at me its different then when other guys look at me. his voice sound TOTALLY different when he talks to me. its like he is be EXTRA sweet to me! and he is guy that goofs off ALOT! i just don't know what to do! last year i sent him a valentine marked and "the cat" well the next time he saw me he said "hello cat" well i lied and said that i didn't send him a card but when told him that his face just fell! like he was dissapointed! so I REALLY need some advice! PLEASE help! should i tell him or not? PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sincerely
KATHLEEN
Looks like im answering some advice for you now eh? Well, I think you should just be honest with him, and let him know that you like him. Maybe when you do turn 16 having him as a boyfriend (if you still like him by then) will be more meaningful.
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Can someone give me some names for a girl and a boy, please? I love writing stories, but I don't know any good names! PLEASE help!
Hmmm... how about... Cody for the boy and Shelby for the girl?
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I feel very sick lately.
after walking up the stairs or standing or walking for a bit i feel like i might vomit.
it hurts to breath in deep and i cough alot and it hurts my sides. alot. today after standing in the hall way, going downstairs and walking down the block i almost threw up, kept gaging and coughing which hurt so much i was doubled over, and it hurt to move.
what could this be?
A virus, or the flu. See a doctor about it, and tell your parents.
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