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I know everything and everyone comes to me for advice and gets mad when they don't follow my advice, realizing I was right. Not to be cocky, but it's true. If I don't know an answer, i'll tell you that I don't know & If I do, don't expect me to sugar coat the truth. You shouldn't fear the truth. "The truth never lies"
Location: New York
Occupation: Audio Engineer
Age: 19
Member Since: November 15, 2006
Answers: 113
Last Update: August 26, 2008
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I know this sounds stupid, but are their any foods that you can eat to get bigger boobs. Or anything besides boob job or sumthing else surgically. I really want to keep my stomache small but have bigger boobs.

Thanks (link)
Why would you want bigger boobs?
I heard they give back pains.
Be satisfied with who you are.
We're all built differently and that's what makes this world great.
How fun would it be if we all looked the same?


1. first of all, what is the difference between the two?

2. what is the point of going to a good college? is it because you have a better chance of getting a job than an applicant who graduates from a different, not as prestigious school when you both are going for the same position? do people who go to a "better" school earn more money just because they went to a "better" school? how often does this happen? or are people in it to brag about what school you graduated from? or do they offer a better education? is second-tier just as good as first-tier?

3. how do you explain the fact that some people who graduate with like a phd from harvard or wherever cannot find jobs? what is the point in that? (link)
It doesn't matter.
In this world it's all about who you know and how good your social skills are to get to know these people.

Schools are all about money.

You could even be successful being a highschool drop out.


I just went to a Fall Out Boy concert at Riverbend. When I first wanted to buy tickets on ticketmaster, I got "best avalible" and it was section 900. I didn't buy. About a week later, I wanted to buy again and best avalible was section 400 (a lot closer)! How's that possible.. Anyway, I want to go to another concert there:
http://collect.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=music.showDetails&Band_Show_ID=15136812&friendid=6488819

The best avalible is the Lawn! I know that's not true because there's about 600 people (checked on warpedtour.com) going and its about 2 months before the concert. How can I get better tickets (like pit tickets)? (link)
Dude, I think you're talking about Warped Tour right? ALL the tickets are for the lawn, Warped Tour is in a Big Open Field with a bunch of stages, You can go where ever you want!

There are no seats, or nothing!


What are some good ska bands? Ones that, by listening to, i could get the idea of what exactly ska is.

Also, does reel big fish count as ska? (link)
Reel Big Fish is new ska. They're Kinda lame though.
Try out a band like THE TOASTERS, They're awesome!
Look up Tim Armstrong, He Just came out with an all ska album.
Also, The Slackers, The Specials, Operation Ivy (punk/ska), King Django, Desmond Dekker, Inspector 7, Hub City Stompers, The Rudie Crew.. Etc. Etc. Etc.

If you need anymore, just ask.



go to www. myspace.com/brandicyrus

when you go there scroll down to the 3rd pic, where miley and brandi are holding those computer thingies. Can anyone tell me what those are called and what you can do with them, they're price range, and where you can get them? And if you can go on internet can u go on the internet anywhere in the world, and do you have to pay for the internet?

but what do they do, what they're called, price ranges, and where to buy?


btw: thats not brandi's REALY myspace. (link)
That's a SIDEKICK, It's a phone...
http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/Detail.aspx?device=7a083f08-7f33-4941-ba63-d6904503dc71

Hope that answers all your questions


I really want to get into watching anime and stuff but i dont like when they arent animated well. Spirited away was good, because it was actually done really really well. so does anyone know any really good ones? shows or movies? (link)
The simpsons.
Scooby Doo.


a couple months ago i was at one of my best friend's place, right? and i used to go out with her cousin. and he lives with her. now i haven't gone out with him since dec. and i still kinda liked him alot . we ended up making out, and he fingered me. [[actually fingered then made out, i always do this stuff backwards, cause that was my first kiss]] and he asked me if i wanted to do anything and i said no, and he was respectful of that, but the next time i talked to him on AIM he called me stupid and a slut. and he took me off his top friends [[with Tom on his top friends, the stupid creator of myspace!]] and i'm over him, but did this make me a slut? and what should i think of this?

13[[almost 14, yay!]]/f (link)
I think myspace has corrupted childrens minds. Get over it! It's not a big deal at all.
And the fact that you did allow him to finger you, kind of does make you a slut, You obviously are not at the maturity level to be doing stuff like this, especialy if you're going to be asking questions like this.

Children your age should realize that you are just that, CHILDREN. Stop thinking that you're all grown up.
I'm not saying that there aren't mature 13 year olds, because i'm sure there are, but you obviously are not one of them.


Hi im 14/f
im going to high school next year and i want a laptop for my school assignment cause my dad said they slow down our home computer.
I love art alot. so i want Photo shop, but i dont know what types there are or how much they cost. and if they work on laptops.
I have been looking at internal duos(sp?). but i also like macs. which are better? (link)
Macs are better for art and music


** This question is intended for people who have had experience with nail biting for quite awhile. Please do not get an answer from Google that won't help me with my problem. **

13/F

I have a very bad nail biting habit. I have been biting my nails ever since I could bite. My mom has been biting her nails too for a long time, so I guess I just picked it up from her when I was little. I've tried everything. The nasty tasting stuff, putting on gloves, and my aunt even threatened to not take me to Cali with her if I didn't stop biting my nails. I stopped biting my nails after that happened and they looked great. Unfortunately, soon before we were about to leave Cali, I picked up on it again. I've been on again off again with my nails, the maximum amount of time that I have stopped is probably one/two months. I don't know how to stop. It's not even a habit anymore, it's way beyond that. Will going to a doctor help? Are there any pills or medications that he would be able to prescribe to me that will stop the habit? (link)
Yeah, I have the same exact problem and i'm 19... Only you were able to stop! How the hell did you stop for two months? I can't do that, and i've tried the nasty tasting stuff too...

So I don't really know how to answer, the only advice I can give you is to be careful and make sure you don't bite too far because I got my finger infected once and I was in the hospital for like a week because of it. My finger got swollen and it hurt like hell... I could'nt even move it, cause it hurt so much... Sounds stupid, I know.

But just a warning, Good luck!
If you find a solution, please let me know!


So My stomache & thighs have extra fat.

I'm also very self-conscieous of my legs, beacsue a) they're fat, and b) because they have spider veins and they're just plain ICKY :P

So lately I've been riding my bike for a half hour, and I also play softball (Ends at the end of this weeK).

So my question is..when will I see results? And what are your suggestions to help my problems?

Thanksss (link)
When you start to ride your bike for more than half an hour. And ride as fast as you can, and up hills!


I had unprotected sex on Friday night. Two days later on Sunday I started my period. Can I still be pregnant? (link)
yes


how come guys think it's 'hot' when 2 girls make out? (link)
Because they're dumb and don't realize that lesbians don't like guys.


Alright so, if you're going to try to talk me out of this..don't bother answering it.


alright.
I want to loose weight, and fast.
i don't care if it's "safe" or not.
i just want to loose it.
i'm notn a freakishly tiny girl trying to get smaller, so don't wory about that.

i want personal experiences or other ways to loose weight FAST FAST FAST

15 year old female.


thanks ohh so much! (link)


My own personal experience, I switched my diet to an Organic, all natural diet. Stop drinking Soda's, Don't eat fast foods and drink lots of water.

Also, I ride my bike for about 2 hours a day. It works, people make fun and accuse me of being annorexic because I lost weight pretty fast.... And I wasn't even trying.. But now I feel awesome.

so just have self control and go organic!
Good luck kid.


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Aw, im sorry, I didnt mean to be harsh!!!


ok so everytime i make out, i laugh and i cant stop haha. like ill start making out and then ill laugh and pull away and ill keep doing this until im done. is this normal or does anyone else do this? why might i laugh when i make out? (link)
Nope not normal at all. You are not ready to makeout. So you laugh because you are nervous.


15/f
Today I wore a shirt that always falls down without me noticing. I was telling a story to one of my friends about when my shirt fell without me noticing for a while. The guy I like was also standing with me and my friend. Then after I said "So basically my boobs were just out there.." Then I turned to him and said "You would like to see that, wouldn't you?". He sort of smiled and blushed then said "no". He's really shy so I was wondering if that would be a common response for a guy. (link)
If he's shy, then yeah...
Unless he said it in a grossed out way...


I really want to be a rocker because being a preppy girl does not make me happy and people like emo and rocker people and I want some tips about it please I need HELP!!!!! (link)
If you turn into a "rocker", people are still not going to like you because they're going to see that you are just changing to fit in. That's what you call a poser. Be yourself... Not even those "rocker" kids are being themselves.. It's a stupid trend to fall into anyway, so why would you want to?


my firend has never had sex but she took 3 tests then 2 were positive is she pregnant??? Im 15/f (link)
that's weird. Did she maybe lie to you? She did have sex if she's pregnant.


ok i have a 9 inch tall mohawk and im wondering the best way to fan the hawk like to where it will wash out i want a fan like the members of the casualties like i know how to do liberty spikes but idk how to fan my hawlk when its this big (link)
Ohhhh and use two hair brushes to make it look neat.
hahaha, I assume you asked the last mohawk question too.

Don't use gel or anything.
Just hairspray.
Rave 4


i have a 8-9 inch mohawk and i really want to fan it and am willing to do almost anything other than put apoxy in my hair i still want to keep it and not cut it like how should i use, what? anything would be great (link)
Hey, That's awesome. My hawk is about 7 inches. I use RAVE 4 hairspray, which you can find at any rite aid or stores like that. Then just do it in sections, spray and blowdry until it stands up... You don't usualy need too much spray and RAVE 4 is awesome for it, and cheap... Once you get use to it, you'll be able to do it in like 10 mins.

Good luck man.
Anymore questions, just ask.


So this is a survey that im doing..

If you would like to, please answer!

Thanks!


Do you believe in sex before marriage? (link)
Yes, I do.
Sex before marriage is just fine.
As long as you're in love.

But maybe that's cause I don't believe in marriage.




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