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Hey guys im Michelle!! Some people think im annoying, some people think im crazy.. but who knows im just ME!! I bite my nails, i know its a habbit i have to stop. I love getting my nails done, its my obsession. My goal in life is to become famous, but who doesnt wanna be? Im mean to people if they're mean to me first, otherwise whats the reason to be mean to someone? I dont understand life.. although it can be fun sometimes. I love the color pink, and when i say that people automatically think im a girly girl. I love to dance and sing, although i dont see myself doing it when i get older..

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Okay I have this grandma and she is so rude she wants us to go over to her house every weekend but i hate it i just want to go and see my other grandma that is really nice but i am trieng to convince my mom to take her what are some ways i can get my mom to get on to a plain take a day off of work and let us go and see my fun grandma
any tip would be great I will give fives for all of yall that are serious and just answer this question

Well explain to her what it would mean for you to see your other grandma, and how you really miss her.
♥ Michelle
ps moms like it when you give them reasons so they dont do anything for no reason

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My sisters friend, I'll call her Kaitlyn, is only 12 years old and might have an eating disorder. She doesn't eat anything at all. Shes naturally skinny, but she won't eat anything. She'll put food in her mouth, then go to the bathroom and spit it out. Does that mean she might be anorexic?
Also she has a strange habit. She won't sleep. She stays up all night and then gets up at 5 in the morning, gets dressed, and then sit at the edge of her bed until 7:45. What is up with her???

"She'll put food in her mouth, then go to the bathroom and spit it out" That means she is Bulimic.
She stays up all night to review and think of her day, what she is going to wear, eat, ect. In general, eating disorders occur in adolescents and young adults, although one study reported that 5% of cases occurred in children under 12 years old. You should help her before something bad happens. If she doesnt stop then she might die.
♥ Michelle
ps if you need more info then you can leave one in my inbox

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I have medium brownish red hair that is very straight and longish and layeredy..i want to do streaks of color throughout my hair---i mean crazy color, such as pink or purple or blue or red or SOMETHING..what would be the best color to do with my hair color? i have pale skin and light brown eyes

Red, golden orange, reddish pink..
♥ Michelle

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when i was younger i feel in love with this guy.we broke up and not too long after he moved.that was about three years ago.now he is back in my life.we dont go together but we still kiss and stuff.but now we both are in relationships with other people.and this new guy is really great,but he doesnt compare to the other.when i kiss him i feel nothing.and if i could i would go back with the other guy,but i dont no what to say to him.it seem like we both moved on buti really didnt and sometimes i feel like he didnt either.how could i tell him my feelings??????

Hey how do you knowt hat he doesnt feel the same way? YOu have to talk to him, call him, hang, flirt.. and when the time is right tell him your feelings.
♥ Michelle

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What do you mean about using veggies as water bottles.. yah I cant buy a dildo yet, im under-age. So, do you suggest I use my finger? or what else could I use?

No i ment, use veggies OR a water bottle.. use your finger, or a pixie stick.
♥ Michelle

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OK, i want to do something really cool for fathers day. not like a gift, but something to do!
HELP! i have no ideas!

What does your dad like? Football soccer sports you can play sports with him.. If he likes to cook get some old recipies out and cook dinner or somthing.. Maybe go to the park and just spend the day there..If you live in calif or somewhere that has a beach go to the beach but it might be very crouded.. play family games and stuff
♥ Michelle

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ok, i need a good voice mail to put on my cell phone, i don't want to use the old "hey you've reached ______, leave me a message and i'll get back to you" if anyone has any good idea for one, please help! i'll rate high!!!

Mine is:
Hey you have reached baskin robins 31 flavors!! Introducing thier 32nd flaver the Michelle Flaver!! The Michelle Flaver is curently unavailable, BUTTT if you leave your name and number after the tone we will be happy to call you back when that flavor is available!! Thanx for calling have a great day!!
But instead of michelle put your name and you need to be enthusiastic when you say it!!
♥ MIchelle

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many people on this site give contradicting advice as far as whether or not sperm dies when it hits the air or not. so let me ask you this, if that were true, would it not be pointless to donate sperm? (masturbating in a cup, and then freezing the sperm, which have been in the air for at least a minute or more) so my question is, can i assume all this advice on sperm dying in the air (and that it is impossible to get pregnant from any means other than sex) incorrect? thanks!

Okay i dont get your question totally but.. you can get pregnant other than having sex.. you get donated sperm and then you like put it up you..
♥ Michelle
Im confussedd sorry if i missundersud your question

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I know what masturbation is, and that if you are a girl you stick your finger up the hole and move it up and down fast for sexual excitement, but can anyone tell me exactly how you masturbate? Like do you need to use lube or something?

WILL RATE 5'S =D

No, it helps when you are horny and when you use a dildoe thing... veggies work well as well as waterbottles!!
Have fun
♥ Michelle

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heyy! My friends cat just had kittens and when they are old enough she said that I could have one. The only problem is my mom says I can't and I really want to convince her to let me keep one! I absolutly love kittens! We just got my sick cat put to sleep and now we have one. I tried to tell her that since we had the one put to sleep that maybe we should get two again. But that didn't work. I told her that since I just got a job I'd pay for it and all but that didn't work!

Well i got my dog by:
Begging and begging
Cleaning around the house, showing her im responsible ((SP))
Being nice
You could tell her your other cat is lonly..
♥ Michelle
ps hope it works and talk to her about it in covos and stuff

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my friend genesa is soo stubborn once she gets angry shes on mute and she gives them the devil's eye and turns people against you even if you give her a billion apologies she won't budge!????

Okay well in the Jewish religion if you say sorry 3 times it becomes the other persons fault. So technically its not your fault its hers. And just ignore her.. she will come to regreting this and finally say sorry and talk to you.
♥ Michelle

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My best friend since Kindergarden is acting really weird. i think it's her mom. Her mom really bashes people and says mean things about them.

Well, we have "popular" girls at our school. And I like them, I really do, and I hang out with them

Well my best friend is saying I am only friends with them to get popular. And it's not true. She also never calls, acts weird around me, and said she couldn't come to my party for a dumb reason. Her mom also said something nasty about me, and my other best friend. Please help me.

i think you should totally ignore her. Dont give into it.. if she sees that you get mad at somthing she does to you she will get happy and you give her pleasure. In life, you should have 1 best friend because otherwise the group of friends you have all know what gets you mad and how to push your buttons, you know? Get new friends or talk to your other friends about her and see what she says, stay away from her but dont isolate yourself with only one friend.
♥ Michelle

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well i emailed my bf cuz i couldnt get ahold of him we live in diff towns but anyways i took some of your guys' advice and told him i wanted to take things slow and to let me know if hes okay with that and if hes not then w.e happens between us happens...i really like him and im afraid of wut hes gonna think..wut do i do if he doesnt understand my thoughts and feelings on our relationship :S..any help will be appreciated

If he doesnt respect you, is he worthit or respectable? If he doesnt want to take it slow he was never worth it and you should dump him and move on, he is a typical guy.
♥ MIchelle

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Ok, I have these two friends that are girls, just call them a and b. well, a started going out with this guy, and through her i became friends with the guy, and we were always talking on aim and stuff. but then they broke up, and he started going out with my other friend, b, and now we're clopser, and he's like my best guy friend. but now i think i like him as more than a friend, but i know he's rly happy with my best friend, b. wat can i do?

Well keep it a secret untill things start breaking up with him n b. Start droping hint like 2 week or 1 week after they brake up.
♥ mIhcelle

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i used to like this guy a long time ago and i got over him. but now i think hes hitting on me. he slaps my butt and hugs me all the time. i've never had a boyfiend before so i dont feelcomfortable when he touches me. he acts all pervertive and stuf and wherever i go he goes and its annoying!hes had many girlfriends in the past and i dont know if hes doing this to other girls and not just me. please help. i dont know what to do anymore. he wont give me space to breathe! Help!

Well he is deff. a stalker. If you dont like it then jsut tell him to stop but like in a lafing way be like stop hahaha stop it.. If you want to find out if he is doing this to other girls ask around. Ps he isnt woth your time.
♥ Michelle

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Okay well there is this boy, and I am so obsessed with him and I dont even notice it til the end. And the bad part is is that I have a boyfriend. What do I do????

I'll rate super high!

J.

Hey!! Well, ask yourself these questions:
Do you like/love him more than your b/f?
Would you risk a relationship to be with him?
Does he make you feel special?
How would you feel if this was a situation your b/f was in now?
Anyway, when you answer these questions you'll know what to do.
Hope this helped if not let me know.
♥ MIchelle
ps i dont care if you rate me lol!!

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I'm a 14/f. My pubic mound seems bigger than normal. I noticed everyone else's is flat, but then again, I'm behind in the race of maturity...I just started my period 2 months ago. Will it flatten as I mature?

Help, I rate well!

Yes.
♥ Michelle
ps if not see a doctor.

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what are some good excuses to get out of going to school???? i rate really high!!!! if your answers are good!!

My sister always get sick before her periods and i just lie and say i think im catching a cold and getting my period soon. If that doesnt work the just pretend you are sick and cant function or are having cramps or you are to soar to walk.
♥ Michelle

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I enjoy making AIM buddy icons. There is one site that I always submit at. THat site is dollbuddieicons.net. Today when I went to the website instead of the usual home page coming up this message came up:

PHP is not enabled on your account.

What does this mean? And can I do to get it to work? Thank you.

Mytheme.com has a whole section on making buddy icons. Iconator.com also does.
♥ Michelle
ps it might be mytheame.com

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I was wondering which whitening system would be best, Crest or Rembrant? Thanks!

I use crest.. I like crest better. Try crest first if you dont see results then switch to rembrant.
♥ MIchelle

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