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Question Posted Tuesday June 14 2005, 12:29 pm

what are some good excuses to get out of going to school???? i rate really high!!!! if your answers are good!!

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IPIiINIkI_my_anti_drug answered Tuesday June 14 2005, 3:16 pm:
My sister always get sick before her periods and i just lie and say i think im catching a cold and getting my period soon. If that doesnt work the just pretend you are sick and cant function or are having cramps or you are to soar to walk.
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mrs_radcliffe answered Tuesday June 14 2005, 2:46 pm:
Periods pains always work!!!! there great lol not in the sense of that but getting of school. Say your feeling sick and light headed. Say your head is really hurting and you have really bad stomach aches and as you say that run to the toilet and pretend to make a throw up noise!!!


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x0xMrSm answered Tuesday June 14 2005, 2:43 pm:
well today i didn't want to go to school and i just told my mom that i had my period and that i have the worst most killer cramps ever...and that it was pointless to go to school since its like one of the last 'do nothing' days...and that it was really hot, so could i stay home? and hey, it worked.
hope i helped.

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eminem answered Tuesday June 14 2005, 2:26 pm:
u idiot dont drop out of skol i mean unless u want to be working at mcdonalds ur hole life finish friggin skool

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shake answered Tuesday June 14 2005, 2:09 pm:
A duck came in the middle of the night and told you that you had to go out on a secret mission to "Find God".

You're sick and will probably throw up if you get out of bed, the only other place you think you could go would be on the couch in the same room with the TV.

Act confused and say "Where am I? Who are You?" A lot. And dont respond to any of your parents questions. Keep repeating those words.

In the middle of the night super glue your thumbs to the dest and you feet the cieling and super glue your door closed. So when your parents come to wake you up say "I can go to school, my thums are glued to the desk, my feet are glued to the cieling and the door is glued shut.


Those should work.

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kaleidoscope_eyes answered Tuesday June 14 2005, 1:54 pm:
How about going to school? If you don't go to school you can't even get a job at mcdonalds.

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