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Q: Okay, this is kind of a weird question, but I've been having issues with my jaw...When I give my guy oral, I often have to stop because my jaw hurts.
What confuses me is that I sing, so my mouth often opens quite a bit, and my jaw doesn't hurt and crack after I sing. But when I go down on him, my jaw hurts so much after awhile I have to stop.
Are there tricks I could use that don't involve me keeping my jaw open for minutes at a time?
Also, tips for getting teeth out of the way...they aren't a major problem, just a minor worry of mine. I'm a tad inexperienced, as you can probably tell...
I don't wanna strain my jaw 'cause I need it to sing, and it's incredibly awkward if I'm going for a high C and instead of hearing the note first, I hear >CRACK
you should probably stop the oral but suck on hard candy to help your jaw. go to a docter or drink hot fluids... like coffe hot chocolate.. like that. hope i helped


MICKI

Q: i just need help
see a psycologyist... it helps... or just... umm... seek help...?

do i get a 5 now?


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micki

Q: please can someone explain to me exactly the steps to a kiss. please dont just say like "go for it", cause im feeling kinda lost and i dont want to make a fool of myself! do you just like lean in slowly, open your mouth, and close, and open and close? and what does it mean like "wrestle with your tounges"? please i need some serious advice!
thanks in advance!
1. lean in
2. wait for other to lean in
3. (for first kiss not french)
4. close eyes
5. if you dont know how long wait 3-5 seconds or until they pull away lol


~Micki

Q: i want to become a doctor that delivers babies when im older but at age 16 i need a starting out job to make money. i want to work at jambe juice or cold stone or someting to earn a little cash. but i dont think those are the bestjobs for me if i want to be that kind of doctor. what should my starting out job be? i rate really high
-school nurse
-hospital nurse
-vet
-some kind of nurse
lol idk but some ideas so ther ya go


~ micki

Q: Ok, I love my friends very much don't get me wrong. I have so much fun with them. But tonight I just broke down and started crying because I was so pissed and upset. I feel like I'm always the one being laughed at. We all make fun of eachother, and we laugh together, but I feel like I'm hardly ever taken seriously. One of my friends kept saying stuff, saying I live in the ghetto when I don't. And he knows it, he just wants something to laugh at. I didn't care, and it was funny, but it kept building up. Does this happen with anyone else? What do you do? I'd really like to talk to anyone in the same situation. Thank you so much.
my friends always tease me like i am blonde and slow and wen i got a c my friend said i was slow blonde and dumb i wanted to kill her i tried my best you know?i just told her straight off hey look this is anoying me and ifyou dont stop i dont think we will be able to be freinds and i do wanna be your friend and she stopped and she is sorta popular so at least she didnt tell anyone but she stoped just confrunt the person.


BeSt WiShEs

Micki

Q: My husband cheated on me and left me for 4 weeks, now he has come back and I'm trying to get past this, but I feel so betrayed and cant stop thinking about them together. I think I still love him and want us to work out, he tells me he loves me and he made a mistake. I thought we were close. The sex has been great since he came back, but I just dont think I can move on. Any advice would be greatfully received.
like my mother always told me and her mother before her. men dont change. if he thinks he can get away with it once he will do it again. he thinks that you will let if go by and pretend it didnt happen but thats the thing it did happen. i think that you should just seperate, not divorse. you think about what i am saying. think about what he said. think about whatever just promise that you will try to understand what i am saying and try to realize what i meant. this will be hard but you have good friends and they always got your back. so go with waht you think you should do be it listen to me or listen to some other person who gives you advice fallow what you tink should happen and if you realize you dont love him the same thenn thats that and if you realize you love him just as much then thats fine too. do what you think you should do..



BeSt WiShEs

Micki

Q: Hey!

My friend and I, 15- female, are going to a lake for vacation in a few weeks! what are some things we should bring? its about a 5 hour car drive, and we arnt driving, my parents are. what should we buy for the car? we are brining a dvd player and we have like clothes and undies, make-up, tampons, ect. anything else? any clothes ideas? what make-up? colors? what colors of clothes. oh, we are going to a theme park one day, on the lake on a boat one day, maybe shopping, probably go-carting and mini- golf. I have a boyfriend, and she isnt looking, so we dont need any "sexy" things or w/e you call it.

any tips, ideas?

I know this sorta sounds silly, but you know, we'll end up being half way there, and realize we forgot something! you know you've probably all done that! or been scared of it! :) thanks!

thanks sooo much!:)

I rate and leave feedback, if that makes a difference!

Thanks a million in advance! You guys are the best!

-Your Fellow Advice Giver,
*Kelz*
well you should bring one of those things frome victorias secret... and reds and oranges for clothes i tink......................... idunno bout the make up

Micki

Q: Okay my ex boyfriend Tony has been a big problem in my life for the past two years.. he's hit me a total for three times and one time i had a bruised spine because of him.. well anyways he hasnt hit me but he called my cell.. i just got my number changed cause of him.. well anyways he said this same bullshit ive heard hundreds of times sayin he loves me blah blah blah.. well when he called me also he said he knows that i want him and if i dont go with him he's going to find me and hurt me again or pull a Jay on me.. Jay is a guy that tried to rape me which was Tony's friend..so Tony is threating to rape me and beat me.. i havent told my boyfriend im with now cause i hate to get him upset and worried.. i havent told anybody.. all my friends dont get why i wont go anywhere i just want to stay in the house.. i dont want to press charges or anything cause if he found out i dont know what he'd do or if he'd get somebody else to do something to me.. im just so scared.. i dont want him to hurt me again i dont want him to rape me.. i thought he was out of my life for 7 years cause he was locked up for drugs yea well with my luck i should of known he wouldnt be put a way that long.. he is so mad at me because i moved on with a new guy and because i didnt wait up for him while he was locked up.. what kinda girl would want a guy like that..? if you can help me on what to do ill rate high i just dont know what to do or who to tell.. im just reall reall scared.. thanks in advance..
go tell your boy friend and have him beat the crap out of him. keep a cell handy if you see him some where call some one



micki

Q: I need acne medication, but not a topical one, i need something to take; like a pill. Because i have acne on my face (but i can rid that with cream), mostly on my back, chest, and some on my butt (gross i know) =\. I want to take a pi.. because it will take alot of cream to get to all those spots and i cant reach it all. Im 15/f if that helps. I am not going to go to the derm because i cannot afford it, and i seen one packafe at the store in particular. It was really expensive, about 22.99, and it was in a little orange-ish box and it was pills for acne. Has anyone tried these and do they help? I need something that works, that they sell at a local drugstore, and that isnt very expensive. Thank you to anyone that helps!!
-trishh
well try diffrin it didnt help my bro but it helps gurls i think good luck


Micki

Q: how would you go about breaking a bone but it needs to work anything will do thanks
fall out of a tree or i brooke my bone by rollerblading and hitting a pine cone then flipping.... i wont ask.. lol

Micki

Q: what age do you think is appropriate to have sex? 18?
totally if you are ready and you love the guy then i guess so but i would wait until your maried so instead of saying i lost my verginity to some guy you could say i lost my verginity to my husband...
your choice...


Micki

Q: i have a problem my friends and there parents are calling me a slut and they think that i've already had sex before when i never did!what can i do to show them that im neither of these things?!? please help me!!
tell them your a vergin and you arent a slut




good luck
HyperMickiHAhe

Q: Ok well im 16 and going to be a jounior in high school. I have a girlfriend... me and her have been really close friends since the end of 8th grade, and at times i liked her.. and she liked me. We never went out until like the 24th of may this year. We are still together. But now that we are together... i dont really like her like that. I mean shes still the same person she was before, i donno as friends we are good but as a couple we are just too different. So how do i get to be single again without loosing a good friend? I'll rate high im desprate.
-cRw-
tell her that gurls like the truth and not to be lied to so tell her straight off then you can invite her to the movies a week later so she knows you DO want to be friends:)

GoOd LuCk
Micki

Q: okay im 14 and i still havent gotten my perios is that something i should be worried about .... or just wait?
some people get it when they are 17 so i would say just wait :)

GoOd LuCk

Micki



Q: Everytime *it never fails* after I eat I get a stomach ache, and there not normal small pain ones, they hurt like crazy. I've been to the hospital and they've found nothin, they think its all in my head. Im afraid to eat sometimes because the pain is so bad and Im always stuck layin in bed for hours. I eat pretty healthy food, im normal weight and I excercise alot, does anyone else no what my be going on? *Im 13 and some doctors think it could be growing pains .. but would they hurt this bad and how do i get rid of them?* sry for the length but I'l rate BUNCHES! :)
it could be puberty or you eat at too long of periods of time and your body isnt used to it. or you dont eat enough.

Q: Heyy im already in 10th grade and im only 5'0!! I dont want to be this short anymore!!! Is there any Way i can Grow @ least 3 inches!
ummm.... sorry no...

Q: Can someone give me a daily diet plan thing like what should I eat in the morning, afternoon ,and night? What are some healthy snacks i could eat in between?
Also whats the best extersize to tighten up your stomach?
I'll rate high on good answers
Thx
a heathy snack would be fruits: bananas, oranges, pineaple, ect.
and vegies: corn, carrots, ect.
and have a ballenced diet with carbs... but not too much. stay away from fattys like double fudge brownies and you will be okay

Q: How long till you can take a test to see if your pregnant? Like how many weeks should you wait after you had sex? And what are the first signs of it and how long after sex do you get the signs?

»thanks a bunch I'll rate high«
well my frends mom started being tired and i think it was about 3 weeks before she knew she was pregnant

Q: My younger sister who's eleven has an amazing voice for her age and I really want her to be discovered! Her birthday's coming up in July and I think that if I found a way for her to get noticed it would be a great birthday present. Can anyone help me find a way to help her be discovered?
omg i feel the same way too if you find out ANY THING my name here is hypermickihahe

thanx


me

Q: do you have to be rich in order to be popular?
im just wondering if it gives you an advantige.
CAN ANYBODY GIVE ME SOME STORY'S ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL AND THE POPULAR KIDS. THANKS.

ILL RATE HIGH... SIGNED,
Michaela
OMG i just wanted to say that you have an awsome name....... I HAVE THE SAME NAME! xcepet no h lol ok well the anser to your ? is that no they need to be outgoing and also to be nice... yea so ttyl



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