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in 1 year i have to choose between field hockey and soccer b/c the 2 sports take place at the same time!! I do not wantt o choose but i have to so what do u think i should choose or what woule be a good way to choose?
Thanks for the Help!!

If it were me, I would choose field hockey because I like that sport better, but I think you should pick which ever one you're better at, because you will be more likely to make the team.

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What are love handles and where are they located?

Love handles are fat deposits on your lower back. Put your hands on your hips, and then feel your back around that area. If you feel little bulges of fat, then you have love handles.

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well im startin my h.s on sept 8...im really nervous EVERYONE @ my middle skool is goin to this one h.s and im goin to another one far away bc i didnt like the ppl @ my old skool i just had a lot of probs n stuff....but yea this skool is a whole diff crowd of ppl my last skool was s0o0o ghetto!! this is like really not....im just so nervous i dont no ne 1 and we hav to wear uniforms that r navy blue and khaki...im afraid im gonna look like a dork and hav no friends..hellllppp...im gonna b so lost =(

Don't worry, you won't look like a dork if everyone is wearing the same thing. You can try dressing up your uniform with some pins or patches, and don't forget to decorate your backpack. And non-ghetto schools are much better (My school now is really ghetto) because most people are just nicer. If you want to make friends, talk to people in your classes. If you see anyone else sitting alone, talk to them. You aren't going to be the only new kid in your school. There will be other people who feel as alone as you do.

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Why is it that when you eat anything it has a tendency to bloat you and make you look bigger than you are. Is there a way to prevent this? I usually just end up not eating. Help! Thanks! I rate good.

It's because you consume a lot of calories in a short ammount of time, and you gain temporary weight because you haven't burned them off yet. It usually goes away when you wake up the next morning, because your metabolism speeds up when you sleep. There isn't really a way I can think of to prevent it, except eating smaller portions. Like I said before, it isn't much to worry about because it goes away the next day.

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on the song milkshake what does milkshake mean?

blow job

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Is it considered "dorky" to roll jeans that are a little short into capris? or should I just cut them? Thanks

I don't think so. You should try and dress them up a bit by putting pins on the cuffs or mabey add some kind of decoration to the bottom. Be creative.

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xangsta?? is that it?? or iz it sumthing else?? i keep goin to www.xangsta.com... n sumthing else cumz ^ wutz going on??

I think you mean xanga.com. It's an online journal site. xangsta.com doesn't exist so you get a search engine page.

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Iam 15 years old, 5'2 and i weigh 121 pounds,am i fat or over weight? How can i lose weight? Please help!

GC kicks ass!!

I checked an online BMI calculator, and it said that your weight was normal. If you do want to lose weight, then try drinking skim milk instead of whole, chocolate pudding instead of oreos, eat yogurt for breakfast, do lots of sit ups, and try gettting a couple of excersize tapes and doing them a couple of times a week.

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I have dark arm hair and I want to get rid of it b4 school starts(August 16)So plz does anyone know any ways to make my arm hair lighter like blonde? And do you know any ways to do it without going out and buying kits? Like is there anything at home I can use that you know will work? Plz help, my whole life ppl make fun of me and a couple other dark haired girls I know And I am Not just doing it for them its for myself b/c I am so embarrassed that I never wear short sleeve shirts which makes me hot... HELP ASAP!!! If possible answer b4 tomorrow plz and Thx!

Juice 1 lemon, and put the juice on your arms. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes, and it should work. If not, the only thing you can do is either shave it (which isn't really good because it grows back quicker than leg hair) or buy dye for it at the store.

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hey .. i have a makeup question. i have red hair and really light eyebrows an eyelashes (pretty much blonde) but i wanna wear mascara this year. im afraid that if i wear dark mascara - it would look bad against my eyebrows since they are so light and then my red hair. so have any suggestions about what I can do so it doesnt look too drastic?

It would look weird to wear black mascara, but mascara comes in more than one shade. I have blonde hair, so I use black-brown mascara, which isn't as dark. Read the bottoms of the bottles. I think you should get black-brown or brown. Maybe get both to see which one you like better.

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WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THESE GIRLS CONCERD OF BEING FAT!!! ....103....120!!! those are all really good for your height and age!!! soo stop worrying were still kids!! live it up!! eat icecream for breakfeast!!!! make milkshakes for dinner!!! Dance the night away!! have a fun time and be a kid!!! heheeh ( im not saying DONT watch your weight b/c you should..just dont let it worry you sooo much!!!)AM I right Ladies?



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LExy

I agree. If you don't eat this stuff when you're a teen, you'll never be able to again without getting huge, so enjoy it while you can and have a some ice cream once or twice a week!

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I dunno what to wear the first day of school. I know u dunno what i've got- but maybe if u could tell me some cool shopping stores or o ya- i was wonderin' should i wear a skirt or shorts or capris cuz it is WAY to hot to wear jeans in TeJaS!!! thankyou

I think you should wear a skirt with a nice pattern on it. I think you should go shopping within a week or 2, because pretty much every store is having end of the summer sales, so you could find cute stuff for less money. Just last week I went to Delia's and paid $7.50 for a skirt that was originally $35.00. Also check H&M, they have good prices all year round. And go to Claire's too, accessories can make any outfit look cool.

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i went to amifat.com just bcuz i wanted to c what is would say and it said "You are emaciated. Consult your doctor or dietitian!" what should i do and wat does that mean?

Emaciated means very thin. The test was telling you that your weight is not normal, and that you need to gain some.

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I'm 13 and a girl I hate dumping people and my boyfriend like me a lot and I dont really like him any more does any one have any good ways to dump him I need help with out breaking his heart...thnx

Sorry to tell you this, but there's no way to break up with someone without hurting them. The best technique is to slowly start hanging out with other guys (don't kiss them or anything) and maybe flirt with them a little bit. That way your boyfriend will be more prepared when you dump him, and it won't be such a huge shock.

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I am going into 7th grade and I really want to wear eyeshowdow. Just eyeshwdow but I don't know if my Mom will let me. Should I wear it or not?

Eyeshadow isn't too bad as long as you don't put it all around you don't wear too much. I think it's fine for a 7th grader to wear eyeshadow and a little mascara. And what's the worst that can happen if you ask?

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ok here is the deal, i need to go school shopping but i don't know where to go! i live in miami and im 15! does anybody know a good stoRe?

My aunt lives in Florida, and she says that a cool store for teen girls down there is Dots. Also try Delia's, Claires, and h&m.

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i went to a party at the end of skool in the middle of june. i got drunk n was unconsious. i've been throwing up and noticed a little bulge below my belly button. could some guy have fucked me while i was unconsious?HELP PLZ!

It's possible that he could have and you wouldn't have known. You need to find out if you're pregnant, and also if you have STD's.

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Okay. i wrote the stuffing tha bra thing..let me clear sumthyn up.. when i was doing that i didnt know what i was thinkyng..i was so inlove wid him dat it didnt matter. I knoe tht it wus wrong and stupidd..and dat if he relle liked me he wuld have liked me for me..but wut shuld i do? bc everytime i go to chyll wid ma best friend i c him..so i always have to wear 2 bra's and tht relle sucks! and its not comfortable but i dont want to stop chylling wid ma friend. Its not even about the boy anymore..its about how can i stop? so i could go there comfortable??

I think you should either get some padded bras or push up bras. Padded bras are more comfortable than push ups, but push ups make you look bigger.

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my friend Jay invited me to this party saturday night then a few mins later he said that I might not be able to go bc this girl that I don't along with will be there. But if i did wanna go I will have to ask this other kid. But me and this other kid aren't really friends. he's just planning it and the party is at jay's. So should I go?? Jay is afraid the girl will start stuff with me and there will be a huge fight. sry if this is confusing but thanx for the help

I think you should go. If you don't, then the person that you don't like will think that she can push you around and that you are scared of her. I think that when you go, you should try to avoid her. If you do end up having to talk to her, just try to put aside your differences for a day so that you don't ruin Jay's party. If she tries to fight you, then just walk away.

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so i had sex with my boyfriend and stuff .. anyways .. a day or two after we did ithe got really sick .. and then he got rushed into the ER .. they said it was either std .. or UTI .. and i was the first person hed done it with .. and .. but i'm checked.. then he told me that like .. he could've gotten it from like .. lumberjack days .. idk something with a dumpster .. he didn't exactly tell me the whole story.. but ..the doctor said that it was probably something to do with the dumpster .. because of all the germs and stuff .. but now, he doesn't wanna hang out with me. He says he still loves me and likes me and stuff .. but he's not gunna do anything with me anymore. He thinks i'm diseased .. what should i do!?

I think you should get tested again and show him the results, then he has to believe you. If he still doesn't, than he doesn't trust you, and you don't need a boyfriend who doesn't trust you.

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