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im trying to loose weight
and i have ddr
and i was wondering if i do that would it help me loose weight?
and if it does how long should i do it for??

You can do it for about 35 minutes each day.[you dont wanna over do it]And that will definetly do something.

Make sure to eat breakfast, it is the most important meal.

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I was out swwimming yesterday and I went over to myfriend's place. I had just put on my jeans and I sat on their couch. When I got up, there was a huge blue stain on the couch. I had read something about just flipping it over so I just flipped the beige cushion over but now I'm feeling really bad about it because that stain would never come out.
Should I tell my friend?

Tell her and be honest

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my dad left my mom about 3 years ago.. I don't hang out with him or anything.. and when I see my friends with their dads having a good time..I always get jealous and wished i had a dad to have a good time with..I also watch shows and get jealous to..what can I do to not get jealous of people cause they have a dad and I don't? It ain't no way I'm spending time with my father.. I don't like him..

Youre in a pretty tough spot. And im not sure i have a good answer or not. But, im gunna try.

Maybe you can like subsitute youre mom. Like hang out with her more or something.And just try to forget about dads and when you see a movie or something about it dont watch it.


Hope it helps

Good luck

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can anyone help me in my quest to find good liposuctioners? what are the dangers involved and everything

I dont know of any liposuctioners, sorry.

But, i have some info.


http://www.beautysurg.com/learn/body_liposuction-risks.html

http://www.healthandage.com/html/articles/3003.html

Hopefully it will help

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I want to start babysitting again so I'm making a flyer. I only babysit for kids who are potty trained. How do I put that on a flyer and still sound professional?

Put uhm.

I would appriecate for the child to be potty trained.

Thank you.


lol thats all i got.

Good luck

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Hey everyone..I was just wondering if anyone knows of some good songs to practice the various model walks to...I already have the following:

1. Beyonce- Crazy In Love
2. Kelly Osborne- One Word
3. Beyonce- Deja Vu
4. Kool And The Gang- Jungle Boogie
5. TaTu- All The Things She Said
6. TaTu- Not Gonna Get Us

As some of you may know.."Techno" songs are probably the best to practice to. But I cannot think of any more. So if yall know of any songs with a good steady *not too fast* beat please let me know! Thank You!!!!

Try these?

http://www.15megsoffame.com/top100/59/Techno

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Ok so im trying to work things out with my bf. we have been together almost 2 years and i am now pregnant even though i was told i couldnt have kids. We have set a date for marriage but there is a problem. He will not save any money and we are stuck renting a basement apartment at a friends house and im not bringing a baby into a basement. So, i suggested that we move down south with family where we could afford the cost of living. He refuses because all of his friends are here. So since he doesnt want to come with me, should i just leave him and go by myself??? I have no family or friends here and both of our families are down south. I think he is being selfish to want me and our baby to stay in a basement just because of his friends.

He is being really selfish. He needs to realize he is going to be a father soon and he needs to sacrifice things. He can always hang out with his friends. Or even talk thru email and phone.

You should try to sit him down and explain to him how you feel about it and tell him he needs to start acting like a responsible adult. If it doesnt work, youre best bet would be to go by himself. It will be his fault whenever he doesnt get to raise his child. And maybe if you do move, this will make him realzie that you are serious about it and he made a choice to makelove to you and he knew the consquences that would happen.


Good luck

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umm so im ready to begin shaving " down there " but the thing is .. i dont know if i should shave it all off .. trim it .. or just shave some. im confortable with anything but im just confused with which one to do .. becuase if i do just trim it and leave hair and a boy gos down there.. i dont want him to be grossed out .. or if i do shave it all off.. i dont want him to be grossed out by that either .. so if anyone can answer my question by there experience of what boys like better or what u do .. ill be sure to give in a five =]

Its really up to you. But since youre comfy with anything. I would say do the landing strip.

Its perfect cuz you wont look like a little kid and you wont be all wild. lol

and as for the guys they should be glad theyre even messing around with you ;]


Good luck

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okay so i know a hand job is when u rub the guys penis in all .. but like the thing im conufsed about is like how. like do i just stick my hand down his pants and begin .. or does it take off his pants.. or do i unbutton and unzip his pants..or does he just whip it out ???

It all depends on the guy. Its probably better if you make the move though. Guys like when girls make moves first.

All you have to do is while youre making out stop and give him a look then grab his zipper look at him again then unzip and he'll help take it out and then grab it [not too loose but not too tight] and stroke fast then slow until he cums

if you have anymore questions put it in my inbox


Good luck

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Ok me and my bf are really kinda stuck in this stage of when we go to his house r my house all we do is make out...i was just wondering if there is anything i could do that would spice up the relationship.i really love him and i just want him to be suprised by sumthing i do instead of the other way around.haha!!!! any addvice would be helpful...ratin r good

give him a handjob.


Or a blowjob.

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15/f I am not a very sexually active person and have never gone past 1st base. My question is if while masturbating you break you own hymen are you no longer a virgin? Like if a guy asked you if you were or does it not really count?

No, it doesnt count. My OPINION on sex is having a penis in youre vagina. Thats not being a virgin. But, youre Basically not, but it doesnt count cuz it wasnt a penis


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I heard if you brush your teeth with baking soda, it will somehow whiten your teeth. But my question is, is it toxic if swallowed?

No its not toxic, but dont just sit there and eat it. That will give you a tummy ache. =]

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On average, how long does it usually take to get a guy to ejaculate by oral sex? and by a handjob? I know it's weird to ask, but I'm just wondering so I know whether I'm doing an okay job at this point. Thank you.

Well, it depends on the guy. When guys get older they can decide when they wanna go.

But usually for a handjob like 13. And blowjob 5?


Good luck

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I really do love my boyfriend. But, I have a feeling he doesnt love mee.. and it makes me so upset. I really dont know what to do. This guy is like the love of my life.

All you can do in this situation is ask him. Believe me, it happened to be once. And once i just asked him i felt soo much better. Plus, he told me.

Or if youre scared ask him in a letter or through a friend. But, i would reccomend doing it yourself!

Good luck

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hey. so i feel akward asking about this, but my down there doesnt look 'healthy'. its dark and there are two flaps of skin that are just too long. sometimes it itches, but other then that, it just doesnt look right.
does anyone know why it could look this way??
or if there's anyway i can..'fix' it??

thanks♥

Everyones private is different.

To fix the Labia you would have to talk to a ginny or a surgeon


Good luck

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i need help with me and my boyriend...like i figured out what love was and love him and have since 5th grade and he feel da same way...now i don't know how to express my feelings towards him anymore...recently i was hurt by my ex and now i'm having trouble showing my feelings...does anyone have a way to help me express my feelings? I'm open for any suggestions!

If you can say it to his face then write it on email or a letter. I did that with my bf cuz i was in the same situation. And he LOVED it and i felt better =]

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can you get pregnant if you have sex on your period when you dont use a condom? what are some of the consequenses? Also how long does a sperm stay alive when it is out of the penis?

Yes you can get pregnant if you have sex while on youre period. The consequenses? well they are basically the same as when you dont use protection plus very messy. You can get STDs or even pregnant


If I am not mistaken it can survive for up to 24 hours after ejaculation and longer if it is contained in an air-tight seal and refrigerated/frozen. I've known people that have gotten pregnant from semen that has been left on their underpants with no intercourse. Those little buggers have a mission and they will find a way from noway to get to that egg

Good luck

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Hi
PLEASE take time to read this
umm i have discharge like every day for the past 3 years now and im bout to turn 12 is that normal? and i still have not started my period yet and like 2 times since i started to discharge bad i had spots of blood on my tiolet paper what does that mean?


PLEASE HELP ME!!

Some people just have a lot of discharge. You might start youre period soon. If it really bothers you,wear panty liners =]

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What are some websites that are similar to myspace?

Okcupid.com

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does anyone know how long myspace has been down for or how long it's going to be down for i really need to get on and look at something

Nope =[ i was wondering the same thing

Wait, its a maitance check

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