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I want a new screen name.
I know i was it it say jessicarr
becuase my friends call me that
but i need to add something
ideas please!
I know people hate these questions.
so sorry, but i need some help.
[[any other cute ideas ill take too]]

xx jessicarr
omgits jessicarr
jessicarr xo
jessicarr xx

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I need help losing some unwanted weight before my school's spring formal. I need suggestions as to excercises i could do that focus on weight loss in my stomach and thighs... thanks.
this feels really awkward.

Running! Or some other type of cardio. activity. Crunches barely burn any calories, but they help. Squats & lunges should help.

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whats the easiest way to build your own website. that cab be accessed by many people kind of like this one but not exactly.

www.myspace.com
www.xanga.com
www.geocities.com

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Hey. I'm planning on getting married in September. I have yet to buy or even look at wedding dresses. I have no idea what size to get or anything. So, I need yalls help. :] There arn't any stores around here that sells dresses, so I'm pretty much confinded [sp] to online.

I'm a size 0-1 depends on the brand.
I'm a 32a cup...if that matters.
I don't want a short trane, but one without a one at all will be fine.
I love ones with lots of beading and such.
I doubt I can get one this cheap but it would be amazing to have one under $250.

Anyways, I just need some websites that sell cheap but nice gowns.

Please don't say Ebay. I've checked them.

Thanks.

i googled around a little bit.

http://store.fairytaleendeavorsbridals.com/pa2wedr.html

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how can i put icons in my myspace profile? maybe even pictures? I've seen a few people do it.

thank you

i have a step-by-step tutorial on my myspace!
=]

www.myspace.com/hollywoodxquotes

just add me to your friends.
and click on help hurrr under the section that says eek! help me.
i have step-by-step intstuctions with pictures so that you don't get confused. =]

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I just shaved down there and it was my first time shaving everything off, is it supposed to be stubbly?

And also I tried fingering myself and it was kinda a bad oder. I take a shower daily , how do i get rid of the oder or is it supposed to be like that?

Thanks

It's all normal.

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Okay, i was just reading a question and a answer and it said that raves were illegal...what exactly are raves and why are they illegal?

i'm pretty sure that raves are basically a nonstop party for days and days. almost all of the people would be on drugs, and that's probably why they're illegal.

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i'll be brief. dont worry! (;
i need some cute everyday hairstyles.
every day i either wear my hair straight
or in a messy bun or ponytail and it's
getting boring!! (curling takes too long)

what are some cute hair styles besides
the ones i mentioned??? oh yess and
pictures make me happy (:

you could scrunch it.
you can put a headband in it, when it's scrunched or straight.
you can put it in a braid the night before before you go to bed and take it out the next morning so that it's wavy.

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Hey. Well on the Grey's Anatomy commercial that plays on Lifetime(show), there's this song that's starts out like

"The first love is the deepest..."

Well I don't know the rest so if you know what I'm talking about I would really appreciate it you told me what the song is called and who it's by. Thanks

"the first cut is the deepest" - by Sheryl Crow

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Ok well i've heard that Limewire is illegal. Is it?
and if it is... then why doesn't the police do anything about it????
I mean there's like a thousand people who use limewire and if it's illegal, why don't they get caught?
is there like a special program that when you download limewire, the police can find you and track you down and you get arrested for illegally downloading things?
i'm so confused!

The program itself isn't illegal, but if you download songs, movies, programs, etc. off of there, it's illegal, because you're basically ripping off the artist.

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i know there are websites where you can type in a person and it gives you their number, but is there a website where you type in the phone number and it gives you the person?

if you google somebody's number with their areacode, you can get their name

www.zabasearch.com

you can find out a lot of info about people. it's insane.

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u no the intro to napolian dynamite when they show the credits in the food and stuff? well wats that song playing and who's it by. i knew but i forgot so thx a lot ppl!

i'm trying to remember the beginning of the movie, and i'm not positive that it's this song, but.. we're gonna be friends by the white stripes?

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I'm a girl who will be turning 16 in February. I'm a virgin. Do you have to go to the gynocologist if you're not sexually active and you don't have any vaginal or reproductive problems? If so, when should you start going? Also, how do you find a gynocologist? Thanks very much.

You should start going when you turn 18, when you become sexually active, or once you get a problem. And I'm guessing that your family doctor would recommend you to gyno.. but I'm not positive.

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out of these 2 magazines

J-14

and

Cosmo Girl

which one should I subscribe to?
I bought both of them, but i'm really not sure which one i like better.

I like magazines that have info on celebritys, quizzes, embarressing moments, and just plain fashion and make-up things. Which one should I get?

or if you have a better magazine, please do tell!

I recommend Seventeen. I used to read Cosmogirl, but then I started reading Seventeen and I like it 3948 x better! =] But between those two, Cosmo Girl.

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how do you make holes in your jeans
do you just cut them or what? ;/

http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-Your-Own-Jeans

there's instructions and tips. =]

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What are some good songs/bands to put on iPod? I listen to ALL kinds of music so anything i'd appreciate it. :)

if you go to
www.purevolume.com
and click on charts,
they'll give you really good bands.
that's where i've found a lot of good ones.
theyre mainly rock, like emo/indie/alternative/screamo, etc.
if you like that kind of music.
hope i helped. =]

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Are piercings in or out right now? If so, what kinds? (Cartlidge, nose, lip, eyebrown, belly button, etc.)

Almost everybody that I know has atleast one piercing, so I guess that they're in. I've seen a lot of people with their lips, belly buttons, and a small stud in their noses.

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How do you put a picture as a caption for your pictures on myspace?

go to WWW.TINYPIC.COM
when you get there, upload your picture.
use the third like, copy that
then use this code in your caption:

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Ive had sex ONE time.
Is my hymen most likely broken?
But, it didnt hurt at all, maybe for like .1 second.
Ive been fingered many times though
Just wondering!

most likely broken, since you've been fingered many times before it could have happened then. or even when you're running, playing a sport, or just walking around it could break.

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