I have a simple question that could have a lot of answers. What is a girl's favorite scent on a guy? Specifically, please.
anything with a cucumber extract. cucumber has been scientifically proven to be a very alluring odor to women. I'm not kidding. quite a few colognes now have it added into them. for example: Tommy T. my buddy here has cucumber and melon scented candles, and from what he tells me, they work.
-gunner
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I'm taking a self-defense class at my school right now, and I LOVE it. I've never really thought about taking Martial arts before, but now I really want to. Would it be weird for me to start now? Do they have adult classes? I'm 16, so I don't know if that's too late or something. Also, which type of Martial arts would be the best?
yes, you can go to any defense school and they'll take you. I had a buddy back in high school who was into that, he had FBI agents in his class. as far as styles, hapkido is supposed to be a pretty good one, i haven't heard much on its form though. as a member of the armed forces, I prefer grappling and chokeholds. its sorta like jujitsu, using pressure points to defeat your opponent's will to continue. its really flexible, so its good against structured styles. try looking up army combatives, they're more geared towards one-on-one and killing the opponent, so if tou just wanna ninja kick the shit out of somebody, its not for you
-gunner
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Im sorry this is so long.
I just don't feel right. I don't feel myself.
School is hard for me. Being in advanced math, its very hard.I used to be a very smart person till this year, when the computer took effect.
I guess seyin adds with skinny girls, made me think im fat. My friends don't think I am but I do.
I go into these random mood swings when I complain to my friends and tell me how im feeling.
I don't feel myself at all. I feel I can be a smarter, cooler, and better person, but I can't figure out how.
My friends are great. Although im very ugly, and very mean sometimes, I don't have alot of friends. I feel very unhappy often.
My parents don't let me go to the school dances. She says I have to wait till 8th grade. Its just not fair. Ive tried to explain to hr she can trust me and Im not going to dance with anyone, she still doesn't believe me. Ive tried to build up trust within my parents they just say maybe in a few years.
I feel like a nobody. I have no life. I used to be one of the best singers ever that anyone has ever heard. Guess what, I can't sing anymore. I sound like a dying moose.
Someone help me feel better about myself, Please.
Please, Im me at JackieIsONOMG and we can talk about it.
sound like somebody needs to turn her frown upside down! calm down, and see a doctor.
-gunner
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hey guys! well im having serious guy problems.I CANT FIND A GUY! i mean its not like im desperate or anything but i havent had a boyfriend yet and im 15..i know its okay that i havent had one but im getting really lonely and i would just like someone there to like hold me and stuff you know. the problem is im super shy around guys and i dont know..if i just meet them i dont talk like at all..and i seen this one guy at this other schools hockey game and he plays on their JV team..he is soo cute! but he is also popular i guess and he is going to this dance with another girl so i dont know if they like each other or what? none of my friends talk to him and i dont exactly know how i would like introduce myself without sounding stupid..because im one of those pepole that care what people think..i wish i wasnt but i cant help it..and i dont know! i just need a guy to cuddle with and like kissing and stuff..i also have another question ive madeout for the first time this summer but havent done it since! i loved it..its just that no other guys wanted to kiss me i guess..and now the next time i makeout im gonna be scared..its gonna feel like my first time since i havent done it since the summer! so many problems..any suggestions for any of this!? SORRY SO LONG!!
why don't you calm down and stop obsessing over this little problem. I'd like a girl, but unfortunately i am in germany and the local girls sound like a gaggle of idiotic ducks when they talk. I'm in for a lonely two years. so why don't you just sit tight, and wait until you can find a nice guy that isn't occupied.
-gunner
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is it gay for a guy to go on a diet?
no. stop eating crappy food and stick to it. i lost forty pounds on the korean diet to join the army, and so can you!
-gunner
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I missed this past episode of The O.C.
Does it rerun any time? If so what day and what time?
Thanks so much!
uh, i dunno, i wish i could tell you what happened, but the armed forces aren't exactly the best of folk as far as tv programming. i get twelve channels, three are the same channel, two are tv guides, and one is german MTV(sucks). so if you get word of how it turned out, can you get that down the infostream to me too?
-gunner
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what is the best medicine/pills for mentrual pains (im 13 and overweight if that matters)
midol. it works for my muscle cramps.
-gunner
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Is giving head considered Anal Sex?
is being retarded considered a good thing?
no, both are called "sodomy"
giving head is "sodomy"
pounding another person's ass is "sodomy"
is that what you meant to say?
or did you mean to say "is giving a rimjob considered anal sex?"
no, that is considered nasty.
-gunner
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This isn't one of those am I fat questions.
I'm 5'4 and weight 113lbs. I know I'm not fat or anywhere near there. When I am with my friends, or any other girls really, I feel confident and that I'm the right size. But, when I'm alone I look at myself and start thinking that I could loose a few more lbs. I'll get so caught up in it that I won't even go near a mirror for the rest of the day. I'm not sure why I do this. Any help? :/
your self image is warped. just continue to not look into mirrors to prevent relapses. me, i am in a world of hurt anyways, i like what the media considers "hot" girls, but they sound like ducks whenever they speak. guess i don't have a fetish for the foreign languages.
-gunner
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Hello, I'm a 17 year old female. Who is interested in taking boxing class.
I've heard somewhere that if you take boxing classes and get into a street fight, you'll be arrested and charged with weapon possession because they would consider your fists as a weapon. Is this true? Or am I the only one that has heard about this?
Another thing is, I get into a lot of physical fights, so if what I said above is true exactly what do you think would happen to me?
Thank you.
boxing is for people who have cockfighting fetishes.
they're too easy to take out. so as far as i am concerned, you wouldn't be a dangerous weapon. you should try taking army combatives. the key to every fight: control of the opponent's hands, and his head.
back to the nonexistent point. no.
-gunner
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you appear to have a slight mental disability, i think you should go see my pyschiatrist. we could be asylum buddies! yay!
anyway, i wanted to ask you if you know what type of cheese would be best for a wedding party? if you say goats cheese i swear i will hunt you down and viciously assault you with an anal probe.
thx
Hitler reincarnate
p.s., my psychiatrist is called Mr Button and his number is 07707765818
you are talking to a member of the combat branch of the united states army. i live in building nineteen room 240, Conn barracks in schweinfurt germany. goat cheese. try shit like this again and i will break into the arms room, fly back to the states, and level your house with a TOW missile. don't even play around with that reincarnate shit. until you've been to the camps and seen the shit, you should shut your fucking trap. mine is a name which cleverly insults that rat bastard. unlike yours, which implies that you idolize him. my division did not go through hell to have its achievements mocked by people who have no idea what it means to see in person, a pile of shoes and clothes the size of a tank. shoes and clothes that were taken from people as they were led to their deaths in the gas chamber marked "shower room".
-gunner
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I am 16, f, and I once had some friend (pal-friend, not boyfriend) who was in my class. When I got put into another one, he'd just ignore me. What I want now is to trigger some remorse for him, making him want... anything, no matter, as long as he shows he is sorry and at best will talk to me about it. The thing is that I can NOT talk to him before that happens. Since this is not about reconciliation.
How do I do that? Any ideas? PLEEEEEEASE...
have another friend ask him if he's talked to you lately . that will work. it may get the wheels turning.
-gunner
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hey everyone i have a literature project and i was hoping you could give me some ideas!
this is the project -
design a short play. Make several characters trapped in one room, setting, car, anything. describe what happens. form a good plot, strong characters, and enjoyable story. this project is extra credit.
does anyone have good ideas on what i can do my play on? it can be funny, serious, dramatic, horror, mystery... anything! people just need to be trapped together somewhere!
an example is the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker all trapped in a tub.
thanks guys soooooo much everyone gets a 5! =]
well, you could have three rednecks named cooter, ishmay, and hoss trapped inside of a shipping crate on its way to timbucktwo. the whole point of their situation is: they wanted to find out if timbucktwo was real. they have chickens, a hog, three dozen batteries, a flashlight, and a map of colorado that has too many beer stains on it to be usable. cooter speaks with such speed and thick accent that nobody can understand him, yet the characters can. sorta like boomhauer and kenny put together. whenever they hit a bump, hoss pulls out his shotgun and blasts it towards the sky. in one of these outbursts, have a loud thump against the crate, followed by a hot syrupy liquid leaking down into the crate. they think it's blood and freak out, but it turns out to be hydraulic fluid from the plane the crate was loaded into. they crash, survive, and find themselves stranded in the middle of communist north korea surrounded by pinko commie korean soldiers. the end.
-gunner
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okay, i know this is gonna sound like all those other stupid guy questions, but i have to ask. I like two guys. One is my age, which is 13, and he is tall, cute, and athletic. The other is 16, he's not really that good-looking but i think he's really funny and cool. I'm a little afraid because he might expect me to go further than i feel comfortable. I don't know who to "go after". Could someone help? thanks in advance!
go for the goofy bastard, otherwise, you'd be shallow. That is the best thing you can do. now go and join the army.
-gunner
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okay theres this person at school that I really hate! He is so mean to mean! He calls me a lesbian and I'm not one! What should I do!? He's really mean and I tried ignoring him but it doesn't work...I don't want to tell a teacher though because it would be very uncomfortable telling them what he calls me! Please help me! I'll rate 5's unless you're mean!
tell your guidance office about this little issue. me, I'd grab a big ol' javelin, blast his house wide open with it, spray the family cars with about three hundred rounds of 240 ammo, then add a few TOW rounds into the mix to finish the portrait.
-gunner
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I just found out that I have to work on Christmas Eve AND on Boxing Day. I work at a large department store. Now I'm really depressed. This is the first year that that's ever happened to me. I usually go spend a week at my grandmas who lives in another city, but this year all I can do is spend one night at my moms, who lives in town. Also, I usually go shopping on boxing day now I can't do that either.
How can I get over this depressed feeling?
hey, it could be worse, you could be on staff duty from 0900 on xmas eve to 0900 christmas day. you in britain? try shopping after boxing day, less crowds. any plans for new years? you could visit grandma's house then.
me, I get the crap detail.
good luck with your end.
-gunner
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im a somewht closestet gay and theres a person in my street whos my friend how can i work out whethr hes gay or not without him rewalising i am i will rate hi
your message makes no sense. please try again
message number 86
beep.
-gunner
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I was wondering what they mean when they say "the sex is so much better when you're mad at me" in "Get Stoned" by Hinder.
its like the lapdance being so much better when the stripper is crying. the emotion is contradictory to the action. its kinda funny.
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13/f
uhh what should i get//make for my parents...? im stumped! i have noooo idea. my mom said she doesnt want any appliances like coffee makers or vacuums (b/c we get her that like ever year *giggle*) i want it to be like kinda a surprise...and my dad.. im clueless! btw do you guys know where i can get cole?!?! i want it for my lil sis =)
ill rate 5's for any attempts!
btw..ill be happy with a website for ideas too!
thanks!
coal can be purchased at the power plant. i would recomend just getting some charcoal from the convenience store. get her a new toilet. that will be very surprising. or you could get one of those custom bears from the vermont teddy bear company. look them up on hotbot.
-gunner
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my children are 19 and 20 and I stayed home with them almost all their lives. I was divorced 11 yrs ago and their father was never active in their lives. Now he is extremely rich and can buy them anything which he does. When my son turned 18 he moved in with his dad. It killed me, but I thought maybe this was a male bonding thing. Then when my daughter turned 18 she moved in with him also. This was a slap in the face to me. Now the are both in college. One local and one about a hour away. They never call or come to see me. I try to call them and make plans with them but they always have an excuse, but they tell me all the stuff they do with their dad. He can afford to do big stuff with them and I can't compete. During their Thanksgiving break neither of them came to see me. My daughter who is away at college said maybe she would get a chance at Christmas to see me. I feel so betrayed and for a couple of years I have cried and become so depressed over them. I have been the one that calls and begs to take them out to eat, cook for them, anything, but now I am mad and over it. I shouldn't have to do this and beg my own kids to see me, we have always been so close...I thought. Now I don't call them or try to see them and have told both of them that I would not be celebrating Christmas or that I would be going out of town. I told them I didn't want to exchange gifts with them this year. Last year at Christmas they came over in the morning for 20 mintues and left. I can't buy as much as their dad, so they just opened my few gifts and left. I have started to prepare a big breakfast for them and they knew it. I live alone and I hate living like this, but I can't cry anymore. I don't know what to do. I want them to respect me and come to see me because they want to, not because I beg. Please help with some advice?
jesus. this is pretty much what happened with me and my family. except at younger ages. once i realized that my dad wasn't living for the good things in life but rather money and respect, I started getting back in touch with my mom who lived on the other side of the country. then my whole world at my dad's house collapsed around me and i was forced to move in with my mom and stepdad. i realized that money didn't buy happiness, maybe took that belief a little too far i guess. living with my mom brought me back down to a more human level of things. if i was still at my dad's house, I'd probably be in a really good college on my way to leading a shallow life in some deadend tech job with high stress and minimal vacation time. instead, I'm here in germany gearing up to go to war. I accepted no bonuses, no cushy job, I'm living my own personal version of the american dream. once they realize that its just about the money(I expect this due to your unwavering efforts to get them home, so that shows that they still have something left of their original personalities) they should come back. just keep on doing what you're doing. only time can solve an issue like this. it took four years for me.
good luck, its a hard path to take.
-gunner
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