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alright so i take back the fact that im done with this advice column. but im just letting everyone one here know that i do have a life, and advicenators is not it. however, im here to help. i just wont be on every single day.

advice

Hey,
I am Canadian and I might want to go to university in America. I was wondering if I still have to take the SATs?

Thanks

hey, yes, no matter where you come from if you want to go to a college in america the SATS are a must.

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I've never smoked before, I've been with people when they have. I've always wanted to try it, I love the smell of smoke. Call me crazy, I know. I still don't want to get into trouble for smoking, but lately its all I think about! I've wanted a ciggarette; its like I'm addicted but I've never even tried it! Whats going on?

hey, its not really peer pressure like the girl below. its just that you see people around you trying it and its the curiousity of how it is that is killing you. i wouldnt really try it because you might get addicted. usually, one ciggerate doesnt get you addicted, but since you seem addicted to JUST the smell, i wouldnt chance it.

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okay so ive been friends with this girl since we were 2 .. the past 2 years we got closer tho like best friends .. nd then this year she got a boyfriend nd she complelty ditched me nd my 2 other best friends [ this isnt the first time shes done this ] nd now they broke up nd shes like wanting to become best friends again but i dont feel like i should be bcz shes just guna feel like she can do it again next boyfriend .. but like ive known her over 14 years like i dont know .. help? :]

hey, well this is a normal thing that pretty much all girls with boyfriends go through, especially if her bestfriends ARENT friends with her current boyfrined. i actually went through the same thing a few months ago. i was really close to my boyfriend and not so close to my friends. its something that girls have to learn. they have to learn that theres a time for boyfriends and a time for friends and sometimes balancing them out can be difficult. give her another chance, but let her know that its not cool and for it too not happen again. maybe tell her some of the things that i said to you.

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okay so when i was like 12 i got these like lumps in both my breasts nd like ima size 36D now nd im petrefied to tell my paretns because im scared like my boobs are guna have to get liek cut off or like its breast cancer .. can someone help me ?

hey, well all growing boobs have little bumps. some are bigger than others, but it very well could be breast cancer. dont tell your dad, he wont know what to do. tell your mom, shes a girl and she has boobs so it wont be like "uh, dad, i have bumps in my boobs come look". make a doctors appointment also just incase it is something, we wouldnt want it to get worse.

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OK, so i downloaded limewire, searched a song, found it, and everything. but is there anyway i can get it to my mp3 player? and how?

Thank you, thank you, thank you

hey, get itunes. then you can transfer the limewire songs to itunes for free. then plug your ipod in and get the songs on there from itunes. its pretyy easy once you get the hang of it. =]

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Does anyone know of some movies like Titanic and Poseidon?

hey, what about the jaws movies?

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yeah so its summer and i haven't seen my very best freind for two weeks almost... and we're both home. last time i even talked to her was monday night and we were gonna go shopping but rides didnt work out and she hasn't called me since. i left her a message that was like heyy i miss you and she never said anything back. she hangs out with other people that aren't as good as friends with her but not me... and she sees them all the time. we're supposed to go on vacation with eachother soon too and i'm just like what is going on? also-- she drinks and i don't b/c i got caught so i can't do that w/ her anymore and she does it with new friends but like... that doesn't mean we can't hang out at all right? heeelp me =[

hey, well shes not your bestfriend if she wont even hangout with you. i agree with the girl below. peer pressure is definately a part of this whole issue. you have to just wait it out. on the vaction, be a GOOD influence on her. during it, maybe youll rub off on her and will become close again. dont give up. be there for her whenever she needs you. =]

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So I'm 5'1" and 150 pounds. I really need to lose weight, however, I am an emotional eater and I can't give up food. I seem to always be eating even if I don't want to be...just because I'm bored or I'm depressed.
I really need help in how to stop emotional eating.

hey, alright well im happy that your not in denial. i would surround yourself with things to do. keep yourself occupied whether its spending time with friends or family, reading a book, shopping, or whatever. just dont get bored that often. also go shopping for healthy foods. have your family pitch in too. make them have a junk food cabinet that they lock up so you cant get to it. diet dinners at the food store are great. they even have diet dinner deserts. try them out. =]

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so i have this really good friend i mean we're practically the same person... we do everything together. but she always like takes my other friends and i kinda feel like she'd just using me to get more.. like all of my friends from years past she\'s like super nice too... she\'s even really good friends with my cousin now and she tells my cousin more than me! i feel like we're falling apart... i don't know if i'm being ridiculous but she's done this to like 6 of my good friends and now they are all closer to her than to me. i know friendship isn't a competition but i don't know if this is normal.

hey, well i wouldnt call her your best friend at all. if all she does is bring you down, cause you problems, and makes you feel worse about yourself, she actually isnt a friend at all. friends are suppose to help you and make you feel better about yourself. its not normal at all.

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Hey what are some fun and safe games for kids from 1-7?Or some good websites about babysitting.

hey, well the older kids 5-7 can have fun on the disney channel website and the nick jr website. also why not try asking the kids what they want to do without giving them too much control?

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i'm 16/f and i'm a model; im very new in the industry. I have my first runway show in a week. I need any tips i can get. also, there will be some very important people there and my modelling coach said that i have to know the name of every high fashion designer. So where can i get a list of every high fashion designer???


thanks

hey, well let me just tell you that you will NOT know EVERY high fashion designers name. pick up a vogue and look around in there. also google does wonders. search on there.

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Where can i find the script/lyrics to the "Can i have your number" skit?
Thanks.

ohh and google searching it didnt work.

hey, well i searched all of google as well and i couldnt find anything except the skit on youtube. what i would do is go to http://www.youtube.com watch the skit, and then write down the lyrics as it goes. it may take long, but its the only way to do it.

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okay where in a womans vigina is her hymen located

hey, well google does wonders. next time search google before asking a question on this site =].

heres a link that explains everything:

http://vtunnel.com/index.php/1010110A/9e5d-089fe09b7353e5c0ae909aca75994769338260d885d8e0d6f106f8334b75ff987fe2bd12924b3e20400


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Ok. I am going to use real names because I don't feel the need to hide this.

I have a friend Taylor. We have been good friends for a while. I also have a best friend Dave.

Dave and Taylor were together, but not going out. They really liked eachother, understandable right?

Taylor "broke up" with Dave, then hated him for the last 4 months. For no reason at all, just wouldn't talk to him and made fun on him constantly. Dave hurt for a while, but finally got over it.

Dave and I have been extremely close ever since we met. Dave and I now are kind of, as you can say, together.

Ever since Dave and I have been together, Taylor has been trying to talk to Dave again, and asks me ridiculous questions about me and him and what we do. She said that him her and can only be enemies, or lovers. So what does that mean? If she is trying to talk to him, that might mean she wants to be lovers with him.

She insists she is over him and does not want him, but why is she constantly asking me about it? And flipping out on me about him. I think she still has feelings for him, which is understandable. But she has hated him for 4 months, and Dave would try to talk to her, but she was just such a BITCH to him that he got over her.

It's not my fault me and him like eachother, we cannot control feelings. I understand where she is coming from because it is her ex, but still, they are over, and she knows it.


I don't know what to do. I do not what to loose either of them. Taylor is just being very immature about this and said she might as well go hook up with my ex boyfriend Justin, so I would know how it felt.

Dave and I have been through A LOT together. Like, a mad amount of stupid shit we have done and gotten in trouble for. Taylor seems like it is right to bring those mistakes up to make me sound like a bad person.

I tried talking to her so many times.
Now I am thinking I should just end it wtih Dave so this whole thing would stop, no matter how much I don't want to.

Someone please help me, I really don't know what to do.

hey, well this is a pretty hard situation. i think that you and taylor both have a point. no, its not right to date your friends ex, but she was the one that said that she was over him. when she said that, that gave you the impression that she was over him and that he was up for grabs. so i think that its taylors own fault because she basically gave you the okay to have feelings for him. if she truly wasnt okay with it, she should have spoke up. she cant expect you just to know/assume that shes not okay with it, i mean, you are not a mind reader. i think that you should have a talk with taylor. i normally would write to you that friends come before guys, but since your already involved with dave because taylor said that she was over him, i realize that its going to be hard to get out of. during your talk with taylor, explain to her what i explained to you. say to her that if you knew that she totally wasnt okay with you being with dave, that you would have never gone for it because friends always come before guys. but tell her since that she did say that she was over him, that you already got involved and that its going to be hard to get out of and you dont want to get out of it because of your feelings for him. during your talk, dont hold back feelings (vice versa) because the problem wont get fixed if you do. i wish you luck. =]

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im about 135 lbs. 5'9"/f. i want to lose a few pounds, so lately ive been jogging about 2 miles each morning and eating 1000-1200 calories, but im not losing weight. what gives? any tips to lose some weight?

hey, nope you dont needa loose weight. heres a height chart that my doctor told me about to prove my advice is true.

5`0 = 100
5`1 = 105
5`2 = 110
5`3 = 115
5`4 = 120
5`5 = 125
5`6 = 130
5`7 = 135
5`8 = 140
5`9 = 145

if you didnt already catch on, at 5`0 your perfect weight is 100 pounds. everytime you go up in height, you add 5 pounds. your perfect weight is 145 pounds. your 10 pounds underweight.



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i have used many things on my arm pit hair, i tried used a electric shaver and it got caught in my hair and it hurt really bad, i tried waxing and the hair iam so not kidding refused to come off no matter what, and then i used hair removal cream in frustration, and under one of my arms it burns like crazy and there is still alittle bit of hair on it, and the other underarm was not affected at all theres still hair, what should i do im so frustrated

hey, i agree with the girl below. regular shaving. use a venus razor. for shaving cream, use skintimate babysoft.

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My brothers best friend is 19. I'm 15. He's four years older than me. Ever since I was 10 or 11 my aunts have been bugging me that he likes me and one day were going to fall in love and get married and all this shit. Well, for the past two years I have fell in love with him. He treats me so well and we have so much fun together. Even when my brother isn't around we hang out. I just want to know how I should tell him. I wrote him a 30 page letter about how I feel about him and everything, but I don't know when or how to give it to him. He leaves for college at Penn State in August for his sophmore year of college (I live outside of Philly) and I want to tell him before he goes, should i?

hey, well dont give him that letter. thats just creepy. if any guy gave me a 30 page letter, i would be scared, haha. anyways, hes going away to college. college guys hookup with college girls at partys etc. you might be thinking "oh no, hes not like that", but hunny, every college guy at least hooks up with one girl and im just trying to save you the heartbreak. there is a 1% chance that he got all of his hooking up done in freshman year and that hes mature. if thats him, i still wouldnt give him the letter. i would tell him yourself in person and if all goes well, give him a kiss. goodluck kid =].

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Hey, I'm 16/f and my boyfriend is 18/m.

He is the most amazing guy I have ever met. We have been dating for a few weeks, but we have been friends for months before that. We talk on the phone for hours beyond hours every night and he is just simply the most wonderful guy I have ever met =]. But the thing in, when we kiss, we both don't feel anything...at all. We have talked about it and we have made it clear that we both want to kiss each other, but we don't know what's wrong. It seems like we are missing the romantic aspect of a relationship. Everything else in the relationship is completely fine. We talked about how it sounds like we are just friends, but we came to the conclusion that if we were just friends, we would both like each other way too much.
I honestly think that it's somehow my fault that we aren't "feeling anything" when we kiss. Does anybody know how to fix that? I'm crazy about him, but maybe I'm just shy and maybe it's ruining the kiss? At this point I really have no idea.
Thanks for the help =]

hey, well i agree with the dood below. if your just pecking, your not going to feel anything. you need to go into deep making out. get really into it. try sitting on top of him while making out. switch up the hand placements. put your hand on his shoulder, back, or head. run your hand through his hair and play with it. do your best to make it sexy/passionate. also long makeout sessions tend to get more romantic. =]


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Generally speaking, I like how I look most of the time, but I would like a change. I don't want to do anything really drastic or anything, but I would like to do something that people would notice.

It would be great if you all could give me some advice on this? I have pretty short hair and I wear minimal makeup, but I want to mix it up a bit. I'm open to all suggestions, so thank you in advance.

EDITS;

SINCE I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR ACCOUNT NAME IS, I HOPE THAT YOU CHECK HERE SO THAT YOU`LL SEE WHAT IM ABOUT TO WRITE. I GOOGLED AND FOUND OUT THAT THERE ARE PRESCRIPTION ONES AND NON PRESCRIPTION ONES.

hey, heres a list of some stuff.

-if you dont wear top eyeliner, do it.

-get colored contacts.

-get highlights.

-dye the tips of your hair.

-some acrylic nails.

-sidebangs/bangs.

-something pierced.



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theres this song i heard on myspace by these rappers called DMG(dem gutta boys) they have a song called hatin and here are some of the verses in it...i aint scared of your ass i beilive im not about to be,you just a hater so im brushin you off like dirt,hatin is the consequences... i don remember the rest lol but anyway i cant find that song ANYWHERE and when i search for their myspace i cant find it anymore!!pleaaaase tell me where i can download this song or find it on myspace on their official site!

hey, well i searched on google for DMG and found nothing. then i searched for "dem gutta boys" and found a few links. i dont know if they will help or not.

http://vtunnel.com/index.php/1010110A/9e5d-089fe09b7353f3cda9d2d7c57380074b289e28d286d0e1dadd1eb3134237f58460ceb701cf076066a2fcfe052920400

also what about dem gutta girls?

http://vtunnel.com/index.php/1010110A/9e5d-089fe09b7353fcd1b8cd98c579c34b7437de29ce9ec1aed7db1ce02d20400

next time you should try seeing what you can find on google before you ask a question here.




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