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who am I, who are you? are we the same? or different? what should I ask, who do I ask? Is it it the "RIGHT" time....What does the "MIRROR" say...are you talking to it, or are you talking to the reflection, in it....Do you recognize that person?? and if you do, "TRUST" yourself...give"YOU" a chance.....Now thats F'N deep.
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ok i have had boyfriends before, but i have never kissed them. they asked me to, but i wouldn't because i didn't want them to think i was a bad kisser. this is kinda an akward question to ask, but how are you supposed to kiss? thanks!!!

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check this out, take it slow, I mean tilt your head opposite of his, as you move in, dont open your mouth, like so wide you could put a whopper in it,I mean, just a little, dont put your tongue so far in his mouth either, ya-know ...it just trail and error, you'll find your own groove, maybe nibble on his lip, to ...but what ever you do , go slow, you'll enjoy it alot more...trust me..slow is better and more seductive..


ive been talking to this one guy for about a month now and he asked me out the other day.. the only problem is is that hes shy! i dont know what to say or do to make this work because i really like the boy but it just gets so annoying! any ideas? (link)
You have to take control over this, I mean this in a "good way", make him in a "in-direct" way come out of "shy-ness", make him talk and answer you, make him do things he doesnt normally do, who knows when your "one on one" it might be different......give it a chance , he did have the "BALLZ" to ask in the 1st place...right..


okay this guy i like...well like i've said in a lot of my questions i've played a lot of pranks on him well i told him i was sory and that i had like him when i did them...but i diddn't tell him that i still do and now he is going out with this really ugly girl that used to be my friend to make me jeslous what do i do? (link)
so lets get this straight,you played some kidergarden games with him, and hurt his feeling, even-though you apologized, he'll never forget, and now you have the audacity, to be jealous, over his new found "friendship" maybe love, with one of your old friends....ugly to you but maybe beautiful to him, ya-know, but besides that if you just approach him, on your "new found" level, and be sincere maybe you could start "FRESH", If something , or someone means alot to you , they always get a "do-over" on both ends....


So I've been doing curlups for a WHILEE now, but the closest I've gotten to 'abs' is the formation of some lines, not really muscle. I was really thinking of buying a 'heat belt'. I'm not sure of how many people have heard of this, but there's a commercial/infomercial about this. It's basically a wrap you can put around your stomach (or theighs, if you want) which makes you sweat, revealing your muscle under fat.
It's basically a sauna effect only on the area it's covering. =P
I was just wondering if anyone actually knew how well this worked. How long does it take to see results? And, does it help in actually losing weight, along with exercise?


Any help will be appreciated. =)

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listen I work-out, six days a week...and on 3 days cardio...3 days weights, I found out (and Ive been doin it for 10yrs) 1st I dont anything in morning before I lift, because i want my body to "BURN" the pre-existing fat off, thus if you eat your body will burn that 1st..ok...start walking on a tread mill, for 1/2hr, a day, gradually picking your pace up, and time up, plus doing sit-ups with weights, you'll have your 6pk, maybe an 8, depends how hard you work at it, but to use anything, artificle, well I dont agree with it, FEEL THE BURN, right.....


alright well my friend brad does peircings. and my friend sara wanted her tongue done. well brad is really good at it and i recommended him to sara. well last night he peirced her tongue but its a little crooked. i feel bad cause i reccommended him. usually its straight. but he kinda did it crooked. is there anyway she can fix it by herself? (link)
Tell her if she's not happy with it, go to your friend "brad" show it to him, pull it out now before, its there for a while let it "heal" and start all over...but make brad eat the cost...you cant fix a tongue piercing...unless the hole is closed...plus there all sorts of veins in your tongue, if you accidentally puncture one your screwed..............


My friend whos a guy, lets call him nick!
His uncle commited suicide and his grandma just died a week or two ago. I feel tereble and need something to say to him when he has his moments. I also really like him and he kind of likes me but not enough to go out...yett so help me? with things to say to himm && hurry. I could use all the possible feedback I can get. Im afraid hes going to loose it and do the same or run away (link)
well with his grandma, you could offer your condolences, ya-know, make him think about some good memory's of her, talking is the best think, we dont have all the answers, but if your there for him, for support I know you'll do just fine,and what to say....about his "uncle" well they obviously were close so, do the same , just being their for someone, says alot....but there are alot of "help" lines if he is that depressed...but getting him to talk about it will, lift alot of that inner hurt he's feeling...


what are signs that a guy likes you
and what are signs that they dont
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does he ask you out?? does he make time for you? does he call you?? are you included in his plans??those are some questions you can answer, if "yes" to some of them then yes he likes you...If the opposite then I think you know whats up...


I always feel anxious around people. I have no idea why! like people I'm uncomfortable around, feel inferior to, etc. I know everyone is equal but that doesnt help. sometimes it even affects my schoolwork because im focusing so much on it i start to tremble a little... and yeah. what do i do? im usually not this way. like i always end up getting friends like a little less popular than me, and i can be myself around these people. its a little harder around like really outgoing more popular people for some reason.. cuz i kinda feel outta place when i'm pretty outgoing too. (like im shy at first, till you get to know me.) also what are some ways i can get better friends and keep peoples interest in me? i seem to get attention but then later i guess some people get bored with me? :/ sometimes i seem all strict and junk.. and im always like one of the few people who asked questions in class. before, i thought i was retarded and everyone else understood, when someone told me otherwise. whatever, its their problem.. but im not like nerdish or anything. im just me! i like sports like alot, going to movies, having fun, READING (why do so many kids dislike it?), etc. (link)
listen to the song "I think I'm paranoid" by Garbage....because thats what you have to do, no ,but seriously your not "weird" some people get a little uncomfortable around people, just relax, take a breath, and stop try'n so hard, be yourself..people will accept you for you, not for bein like "jonny" over in the corner...and before you open your mouth, think what you want to say..


hey guys again...i have 1 more questions. How do gangs typically behave? (link)
why would you ask a question like that, all a "gang" is, family...but everyone has to go thru the ranks, on being respected...just like you do, when your at home, with your parents...so tighten up...and think before you ask.......


okay so ive been "talking" to this guy for over a year now. i met him the first time a year ago and he asked for all my info and we talked ALOT and still do. i saw him 4 more times this past two weeks. i cant see him much b/c he goes to college two hours away but i mean its not too much of a problem bc i love talking to him. hes who i go to whenever stuff comes up. bad thing is.. i think he likes me but i dont think he looks at me as a girlfriend like i want him to. we hooked up the past four times we've been hanging (as bad as that sounds..) but its always after we're done hanging out and right before we're about to sleep. im scared that its hard for him to look at me as a girlfriend material bc we've hooked up everytime weve hung out besides the first time and i dont really act the way i would w/ a boyfriend. what should i do to help him see that im girlfriend material and not just a hook up? or not just a friend? i mean i can kind of tell he likes me and hes said it before.. (link)
Me bein a Guy, I hate snich'n on how we act ....maybe he likes you, maybe hes usin you, but that long distance relationship most of the time, and I'm sorry to say that, dont work out...Just remember where he's at, and he needs stories to tell his friendz too....that release is just enough to be excepted, and who knows if a another person "girl" finds out, or sees that he's there for you they might find that attractive and want some of that...fuck buddies are sorta in, but the bad thing is sometimes, one person, gets the boot....it sux to hurt...


tonight i shaved my bikini area like i always do and accidently cutting myself isn't an unusual thing so when i did cut myself, some blood came out and i just blew it off. but when i got out of the shower, it wouldnt stop! it kept bleeding and bleeding. not gushing or a lot or anything but it just didn't seem to heal. well i put a band aid on it and after like an hour or so i took it off thinking it close up finally. but it didnt! what's going on!? i'm freaking out. thank youuuu (link)
ouch...ya-know a while back I was tightening up my girlfriend area, and the same thing happened, it stopped, but I think you should let your mom know..just to be safe....dont be embarassed...shit happeneds ya-know...


im 14/f. i used to be very close to my sister who is only 15 months older then me. we shared a room for 14 years and i just got my own room. now we fight all the time. i tried killing my slef over this fight we had. i was hurting so much. she had sided with her frind. like she chose water over blood. she did this to me once when i was in 6th but i blew it off. [i had more patince then] atempting suicide was my cry for help but my mom blew it off as teenage hormons. i have never yelled at my parents or talked back to them. one day i screamd my head off at my mo for no reason at all. at random moments i cry, scream, lash out. i dont kno what is wrong with me. for about a week my mom avioded me. i dont kno why she doesnt like me. lately she ha sbeen nice but i think it is just becuase she feels sorry for me. we used to be so close but i messed up somewhere and i have no idea what i did. my dad is never home; he leavs for work at 5:45am and doesnt come home till 11:00pm. i never see him and we also used ot be close. now when he is home he yells at me becuase i am always getting in the way or messing up. lately i ahve been forgetting things i say i will do. i am not doing this unpurpose i just cant remember anything anymore. i feel like a cmplete screwup. i have no control of my emotions and i ahve no idea why. i dont kno how to tell somebody directly and i have no one i can tell this to to help my out in person. i fear i will one day soon take my own life. something has to be worng with me please i dont know what to do anymore. (link)
that taking the "easy" way out shit dont work, I think there's more goin on, it sounds like your pissed at your "DAD" cuz he's never home...I mean you said you both are "tight" and remember your sister is older and probably in that "click" trin to play ya-know, well you better open up to someone---dont keep that crap buried it will eat at you everyday....sit down and open your mouth and talk in a civil voice to your mom...and resolve this...and if its to hard to say in person write your thoughts down, sit down beside her and give it to her......give yourself a hug, you took the first step and wrote all us....and asked our feedback...smile 2-morrow will be better...one step at a time...



theres this kid in my class that like sits across from me on a diff table (our tables face forward, and its two people per table) and like everyday if i glance at him or something, or he notices im there, he like grins at me or comes up to me and sings like a funny song, dances, or something. He's friendly and stuff, but what do I do back? All I do is smile.. or do I like bring up a conversation? ahh how do I do that without sounding like.. eager or just bad? lol Or sometimes he just stares at me for a long time smiling and im like "what?" and then he keeps staring... anything funny or witty or whatever that I should do back? Im not gonna stare at him back cuz that would look retarded. or is he making fun of me? i doubt it, though. also, im not attracted him in a lovey way. nothing against him.. but i just dont, XD. i'd rather be his friend, and i think its the same for him. (link)
open your mouth and talk to the guy, man he went out on a limb a did a crazy little dance, dude he's probbaly writing bout this too, on the next page....damn I hope you dont do this with the women.....plus some people are "shy" at first.. just like you...so tighten up, and say "Whats goin on brother...." maybe you and he are long lost brothers.....


hello. i just wanted to know if anyone has ever been to Antartica or the Arctic because i am planning to go to both of them and i just wanted to know how it is there. (link)
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"What nourishes me destroys me"
or
"What nourishes me also destorys me"
I'v seen 3 people with those tattoo. What does it mean? (link)
1st let me say I have alot of "INK" on my body, and every tattoo that I have, I designed, and every-one of them have a meaning of there own, there own signifigance, a tale you might say, everyone who has a tattoo,and maybe "2" people have the same one, but each one, on two seperate people mean two different things...even though there written the same....the question is "what does it mean to you???".....and if your that "curious" just ask them, believe me, people with tattoos like when people admire them, and ask why..




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