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I have this weird sense of humor, and I laugh at a lot of things and everything is funny to me- like inside jokes with my friends and stuff...
And when we say something REALLY hilarious and stupid that makes me literally laugh until I cry, I can't stop thinking about it for hours or days or weeks or months or even years after it happened.
And these funny thoughts always come back to me randomly at the WORST possible times- when it's only appropriate to be serious. And honestly I can't control how my face turns bright red and I try so hard to hold back my laughter, but if it's really bad it comes out as sort of snickering through my nose, and sometimes i'll even sort of start to cry. Sometimes people notice it and then they just think i'm some weirdo.
I've gotten in a HUGE amount of trouble for it before. But I honestly can't control this i'm telling the truth!
so please tell me what might be up with my mind. (link)
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I WOULD say no,but I'm questioning that since you think that having a big sense of humor is grounds for being mentally ill.
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Hey, i pretty much just started having bulimia.. but i'm stopping now.. trying a different direction in loosing weight.. i read all these things that can happen if you have bulimia.. about how long does it take to get those affects!? Because i definatly donnntt want them; and i reallyyy hope i don't!! ANSWER THIS ASAP!! pleaseee (link)
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Don't worry about it.If you knew you might figure that you have some leeway and you'll carry it out until then (I'm not saying you're like that,but it could be a possibility even if you don't think so).
If you stop now you'll be fine.Just don't go back to it if you can't lose weight as quickly as you'd like to.
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another makeout question but here it goes..well i've hooked up with alot of guys and like i know i have the head motion right i know how to breathe during making out i just dont understand what im supposed to do with my tounge and like when i makeout i just like twirl it around with their tounge, is that the right way ? or whats like a REALLY good way that will get a guy really turned on cause i dont think my ways working very well..if u help, thankyou very very very very much =] (link)
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Twirling along withe their tongue is fine.Try spelling the alphabet to keep him guessing (I haven't tried it,but I've heard good things).If you want to turn him on,make sure that your bodies are as close as they can be.Straddle him if you're comfortable with it.
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my question is due to masterbution my penis is enlarged and my testis is like as going to drop, due to this if i inshirt my penis is visible through my pant, please help to get back my original shape, is there any pills or treatment to go with, plese help me. (link)
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I'd see a doctor.If your penis is swollen and your testicles aren't visible,that's obviously a problem.
If you want to be able to keep masturbating (or anything that involves your penis,for that matter),see a doctor.
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ok so i got my kiten from school a teacher gave her to me about 2 weeks ago. the teacher gave her to me in a cage. my mom doesnt want the cat in the house she says the only way i can keep it is if i let the cat in the room all the time because we have birds and the birds are scared. i told my mom i can keep the cage but i cant my teacher said to return it and it has been 2 weeeks already and i ahev to return it today. i asled everyone if they had a cage and they said no. i dont have money for a new one and my mom wont let me keep the cat without a cage. my parents dont want to give 30-100 dollors for a cage. and i wont eb able to keep it without a cage. also,i wnat to keep my cat in m room when i go to school, out of the cage but imscared like if she does doo doo then she will climb up my bed with doodoo and she will mess up my sheets. what should i do about my 2 problems? thanks! (link)
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The cat doesn't have freedom.It has the option of either being locked in your room or locked in a cage,and that's bullshit either way.
If you actually care about it,give it to someone that can take care of it.If you decide otherwise,you're a selfish dirtbag.
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whats it mens when a guy says your his morning glory? (link)
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He likes you.
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me and my ex had been talking a lot and when we dated we never had sex. he never made moves, and im to shy too.
well he came straight out and asked me to have sex with him. and i said i would. and i know its probably not smart because ill just like him more, but i was kind of anticipating it.
and he went from sayin he wanted to do it, making a night we were goina hang out, to blowing me off. he apologized and everything. but now its been almost two weeks since he's even talked to me.
why would a guy who has a free opportunity to get laid with no strings attached, just STOP talking to the person offering ? that's like against guy ethics .. im not good enough to date, and now im not even good enough to hook up with. kind of makes you feel bad for yourself in a way i guess .. (link)
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It could be a number of things.
1)He decided that it was a bad decision and he doesn't want to go through with it anymore.
2)He was just leading you on.
3)He's been busy.
4)He's interested in someone else.
5)He feels like an ass for coming out and asking you for sex.
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what's an orgasm????!!!! (link)
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If you're a girl:put as many fingers (or whatever is sanitary and won't cut you)as you feel comfortable with into your vagina and do an "in and out" motion repeatedly,without actually going all the way out.
If you're a boy:grasp your penis with one of your hands and stroke it up and down.
You'll know what it is when you feel it.Sorry if this seems awkward,but I think that experience is the best way to go.
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Ok well it's almostthe end of year year and I'm so stressed.
It wouldn't matter if it was any other year but thsi is the year I graduate and it's a really big deal for me but it seems that none of my best friends seem to care!
Anything I'd say theyed answer back with "oh.." or "meh.."
I just feel so stressed and sad, is it me or them? (link)
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Graduation time is an important time for people.It's perfectly fine to be stressed,probably even expected.
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Is it ok to put alcohol (the one you use on your ear when you..forgot what it's called..get your ear punched into a hole for the first time) any where on your skin? anywhere that's red too liek mosquitto bites? (link)
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Doesn't your ear have skin on it?It isn't like you're going to have some horrible effects for putting it in a different spot...use common sense.
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over the summer i got a job to work in a chinese restaurant and what i ahve to do is answer the phone and take the orders and i know i'm going to have some trouble because i get nervous easily.. any tips? (link)
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1)Answer the phone and say "hello,thanking for calling ______,may I take your order?" or something to that effect.
2)Write the order down.
3)"Your order will be ready in __minutes".
4)Give the cook the order.
There isn't that much else to it.
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Hi! Me and my ex b/f broke up because i wasn't feeling him anymore. Then we became friends and he stills cares about me and wants to get back together. I don't think i like him as much as he likes me though. He also tried to talk to my friend, but we was broken up at the time. But he appolized and admitted he was wrong but i dont know if i should get back together with him. What do ya'll think? (link)
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If you don't feel like going back out with him,then don't.
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what are the subcategories of horror films or am i calling the main category name wrong? theres like zombie flicks and slasher films and umm other stuff? (link)
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Zombie
Slasher
Action
Gore
Sci-fi
Erotic
Gothic
Dramatic
Comedic
Psychological
Suspense
Animal
Fantasy
Supernatural
Natural disaster
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how did they start and wtf did they accomplish???
i really wanna no!!!
so random...lol (link)
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They were one of the most ironic and ignorant events in history.It mos more or less nothing but a religious conflict,and if you know ANYTHING about Christianity,you'd realize that the entire concept just doesn't work.Killing people in the name of a god who's teaching are to be loving and accepting towards others?More like using religion as an excuse to do whatever you want.When you say that someone murdered another person,obviously it's horrible-once you say it's in the name of god everything seems to be alright.
And they accomplished nothing,by the way.
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what are the simmilarites differences between orthodox and catholic christians (link)
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They both think that they're better than eachother.
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Ok well i want to try using a tampon but i don't want to waste my money on buying a pack in case i find out that tampons weren't meant for me and wasted my money on nothing.
90% O fmy friends use tampons so im thinking of asking them to bring one for me but..i dunno..kinda akward..
I posted this question up because we're going on a cruise tommorrow so it seems like a good time to get one since my friends are coming too
What's your advice on this? (link)
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When you're with one of them in private,say these exact words:"Can I borrow a tampon?"
Problem solved.
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hi my name is nikki and i am 18 i have a boyfriend who i cant get through to. i mean we were good for a while then all of asudden he starts talking to these girls and he told me he is tempted and his old self is trying to come out again. we have a 8 month old daughter and we are always arguing. well my question is what should i do? i have been with him for a little over a year and i dont know what to do anymore. i need help (link)
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Tell him to either stop the BS and own up to his responsibilities as a parent or to screw off.He's committed to you and your child,so if he's going to be a bitch about it kick him out and get him to pay child support.
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hey im a guy, i have thin hair and its sort of ok during the day but when i wake up, at the back of my head there is a sort of ball of knotted dry, and frizzy hair. also my hair is dry and frizzy and kind of sticks out and stands up all the time unless i have a shower . even after that its still quite bad. i have sort of long hair but nothing down to my neck or past my eyes. its like surf hair. i just want a neat, but still not straight hair. (link)
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Use some gel or something like that.
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anyone know this song.
it goes like this,
"is this the start of it?
has this become a part of it.
maybe we should've slowed down.
this is how we watsed it,
maybe we'll get it abck somehow."
it's in alexheartbreaker's myspace btw XD (link)
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The Start Of It-Meese
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hi. i have like an iffy situation on my hands. i love my boyfriend alot. i get REALLY jealous though. and he became really close with one of my good friends, erica. i really dont like when there together, he gives her piggy back rides, and she hugs him, and she always texts him. and i dont think he is cheating but i dont know. but i told my best friend breanna that i loved her, like we always say to each other. and my boyfriend is like "ohh! so you can tell breanna that you love her. if you can do that i can tell erica that i love her." and now im pretty pissed. and hes going be gone ALL summer, he goes to see his daddy in PR for a month, and goes to NJ for a month and a half. and hes staying with this girl sam, who is upsessed with him. and he also might go visit his ex girl friend... who i hate. then the last thing is... me and my friends play "summer games" its a stupid game about who can break the most laws, kiss the most, get the most action la la la... and my boyfriend HATES it. im just confussed about the situation. do you think a break up over summer is needed? tell me your EVERY feeling about this please. (link)
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Summer break up is indeed needed.Just the "oh you can say you love her blah blah blah" bit proves that he's either really immature or he has something for your friend.
He has the balls to stay with a girl that more than likely will try to get it on with him (come one,she likes him and they'll be staying together.Just put two and two together).Adding to this,he's going to see his ex,plus going to other states...any way you look at it,SOMETHING'S going to go down.
Then you've got your "summer games",which obviously requires that you do things that you shouldn't be doing when you have a boyfriend.You might feel guilty or whatever,so you'll end up missing out on the fun that you should be having.
Yeah,sound like a little break is in order.Who knows,you might get used to it and forget about him altogether.
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