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Hey everyone! The names Melissa and I'm just dying to help everyone out.

Sometimes i might be brutally honest but that's what people need!

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Gender: Female
Location: Pennsylvania
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Age: 21
MSN: missy_meliss@live.com
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what are sexy nicknames for a boyfriend who is really hot (link)
How about his name


what do you do if ur ex is going around saying your pregnate and your not??? (link)
Ignore it. They are all going to know he was lying in 9 months anyways.


should i skip with my boyfriend and amke out with him? (link)
Only if you want to. I'm sure you would have other chances to make out with him other than school. Also schools notify parents when their children aren't present in class. So your going to risk getting in trouble. I'm sure your parents won't think that's a good excuse.


Okay , so i told you about kyle twice in asking you a couple of questions . So i've come to realize its never going to work , EVER ! im giving up on love , i feel like ' Fuck Love , Im Done Trying ' i don't know what i else i could do to get his attention anymore at all or just with any boy i don't know . . . its like if im not ugly than why won't anything good happen for me my personality is great so why !! i just quit on life i've been feeling that way for a while . . . and you guys are probably judging me not that i care with you perfect little lives . i Give UPP . please don't say talk go talk to a friend no will understand . (link)
First off, nobody has a perfect life. Its rude of you to say that to people who have done nothing but try to give you advice.
Maybe the guys your going after just don't like you?

Stop looking for a relationship. Nobody's going to date you if your coming on all strong. Just relax. Enjoy your young life.

And fyi, if none of your friends will understand than you should look into getting some new friends.


Okay, well every time I smoke marijuana, my skin gets sooo oily the next day. How can I prevent this ? (link)
Stop smoking weed? It is illegal in most places after all.


Okay so I have a bf, and we have been going out for 2 months. And I have a guy friend that asked me to give him a picture of me in my bra, should I? (link)
Err, no? Why would you even contemplate this.


What is a good bigger buttocks workout? Are there lots of ways to make your butt bigger or just a workout? How long does it take to make your bottom noticably larger? (link)
How many times are you going to ask this question? Google it.


thanx! (link)
Smallest salary ever, for reals


I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 months. We're both 22 and have a lot in common, and the beginning looks promissing for a successful long term relationship. The compatibility, his behavior, his mix of almost everything I want from a man, him finding what a lot of what he looks for in a woman with me... Though early, it seems like this could potentially blossom with time into something beautiful. So far, we bring out the best in each other, we push each other to do better, and we function like a team in many aspects. I honestly think this relationship makes both of us happier and better persons.

We haven't had sex yet, though we got to the stage of doing everything else, including sleeping together in the same bed without clohes on. I am not a virgin, but sex is a serious topic for me. I don't take it lightly, and I only want to think of having it in the context of a long term, loving relationship possibly heading towards marriage. I have had two serios relationships previously, which both ended at their own times due to compatibility reasons. After my second relationship I had told myself that I will only have sex again with a man that I am compatible enough to head into marriage. That doesn't mean waiting until marriage itself, but having a relationship with a good enough shape for that, if it makes sense. I don't want to get married now, but I see myself there in 2-3 years.

There is a strong attraction between me and my bf, which is why we got as far as we did. Despite the physical connection so far, I deffinetely don't feel ready to take it to the final end and have the sexusal intercourse, with all the risks and vulnerability it implies. I need more time for the relationship to develop and ...well to see how much of a long term it can get.

Last night he told me, while we were on his bed,that "That's it. This has to happen soon", because he "can't wait much longer". That "It's been already more than 3 months", and that "he's already showed me" he loves me and he's interested in more than just a sex fling with me.

I felt hurt by his words, and taken aback, because up to this point he acted very patient and encouraging, telling me things like "I can take as much time I need". I am curious ,was this something said in the sexual tension of the moment, or if it goes deeper and should worry me as to his feelings and intentions. I also don't want him to suspect any other reasons why I don't want to have sex with him, and on the other hand I don't know how to tell him everything on my mind without scarring him off.

I am sorry about the long post, but I am a bit confused about what I should do in my interaction with him. What I am not confused about is that I don't want to go all the way yet... So I guess I am asking for some feedback and for views of how people would handle this situation. Thank you (link)
Oh my gosh woman quit teasing him! You cant sleep naked in the same bed as someone and expect them not to want something more after a bit. I'm a girl and I would have said the same thing he did.


Iam going to my boyfriends sister's wedding on may 14th and Iam not really big on dresses do I have to get dressed up and if I do do I have to wear a dress can I wear jeans? (link)
Wear a dress. Its only for a few hours and I really don't think your boyfriend would like if you showed up in jeans. Remember this day is about the bride and groom. Not you. It may be uncomfortable but his family will probably be offended if you wear jeans.


Im not gay but I would like to masturbate with my friend but I dont know how to ask him. (link)
I wouldn't if I were you he will think your gay


hi im katherine and im emo and i would love a great emo nickname!!! please help me!! (link)
What is an emo nickname? You don't pick a Nick name for yourself. Its something your family or your friends pick for you.


Ok well i am 14 and a girl
My "father" moved in with us 3 years ago when we were living with a family member
From the 1st sec i hated him
When he got to the house he started telling us what to do and being mean
A year after that my "mom" and "dad" bought a house without telling me or my brother which we all decided they would tell us
They bought a crap house where the air conditioning was bad, a big oil pipe in the backyard, and old wooden floor. (THERE WE BETTER HOUSES BUT "HE" WANTED THE WORST ONE))
Next he yells a lot and i am a person that would say "the hell would help you" when i get yelled at
So he would always get mad instead of listening to my mom (she is sweet and i love her will all my heart but i really do think that she is complete retard) about getting a moving van to move he made my older brother do all the work of moving and "he" would call my bro a retsrd and that he could not do anything right while he just stood there
He took 20 round trips with my brother and my mom had to buy the gas
Then we got a bunny and he took my bunny outside (a cage with pipes as walls)
PS i am an animal lover and future vet!
I told "him" not to and that he would run away
we i came back from dinner my bunny was gone
But like always he would do whatever the hell he wanted (all in 1 1/2 years)

List of "him"

-anger problems
-bought old crap to call furniture instead of my cousin new couches that she offered to give us
- Curses all the time (before he came into our lives we would never curse at all but then they started)
- called the puppy we got mine when he punishes her and he chooses everything
-he yells at my mom and she takes it (she is a retard like i said)
- he tease me because in am shorted then normal
-calls my mom names
-keeps on saying that "then i will got back" whenever my mom got mad at him
-he has no job and does nothing around the house

About me

- I hate cleaning i get allergies
-i can't wash dishes because i would get a cold
-i have a lot of homework and projects to help me mom cook
-i love new things so my mom buys some like every 5 months

oh yeah also i had 2 surgeries and the first time we had to stay in a hotel after he stole the remote, changed what i was watching to some movie with cow crap in it and i get sick with that)
Cause of that i slept on the floor a few hours after my surgery

I asked my mom so many times to divorce him cause in all we all hate him even his own siblings

Well there is WHOLE lot more of thing he did that i hate him for

1.what i am asking is am i right for hating him so d**** much
2.should my mom divorce him?
3.would you hate him

THANK YOU FOR READING AND SORRY FOR THE LONG DETAILS
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE JUST EMIL ME :D

also he is my real dad we can my mom, brother, and i came here 8 years ago
3 years ago "he" got his greencard

and i have been trying to cope with him but they alway end up bad the last time this happened:

my brother, dad and i went shopping for fish (during the move i lost "erick" my 4 year old betta fish that i loved with all my heart i kept his tank" "he wanted to use my erick's tank for his new cheap fish (all the fish that went into that tank after erick died. that tanks) the tank ment the world to me because it was the every last time that i was happy for real cause when we got to the new house my other 8 year old dog died by getting hit by a car-he was the only one that went out that morning
ok well he started screaming cause i would not let him use it and i told him from the begining
he yelled at me for 10 mins and when my mom came in he yelled at her to saying how "you don't teach your childern anything" well to make it short he yelled at me to take it out of the living room if i would no use it and i cried for the whole evening (i am very sensetive when people are mean to me especilly about my pets)
my mom had to bring me food first before she went to work because i would not go down stairs (link)
Im gonna make this short and simple and answer your 3 questions.

1. No your not right. Your father is your father. Respect your elders. Sounds to me like you have quite a sense of entitlement that you have done nothing to deserve.

2. Its your mothers choice who she is married to not yours. You are 14 and know nothing of being an adult or having responsibilities.

3. I probably wouldn't hate him. More likely you would annoy me.


Okay so this is crazy. I started my birth control like 9 months ago or not yet 9 months and I do not get periods. I went to my doctor today and had a pregnancy test, it was neg. But I look pregnant, I feel pregnant, I have been nauses, pain in my sides, tired, frequant urnitation, I have even felt/ seen my stumoch move , crazy huh? My doctor did blood work, urine test and is schuduling for a ultra sound, not the one on your belly but i think to check for cycsts. I just have this strong feeling that im pregnant. I dont want to be like those girls on the tv show that have their baby in a toliet. (link)
Have you ever heard of a hysterical pregnancy? Basically it when someone believes they are pregnant so much that they show all the signs of pregnancy. But when tested it comes up negative. You should definitely get checked by another doctor but also keep in mind it could be something your body is doing because of the way your stressing out about it.


I started to realize my friend who I became friends with at the beginning of the school year is a complete loser. She looks like she has a mustache and she doesn't use common sense. She's really ugly, annoying, and hangs out with complete losers.
One of my friends dumped me last year because of popularity and I wasn't popular, I'm not popular, I probably never will be, but I will be considered a 'cool geek'.
Okay here is why I don't want to be her friend:
~She has a mustache and wears boots every day, not cute boots but horse riding boots or what looks like those kinds of boots.
~She has a mustache
~She went out with a complete loser
~She doesn't use common sense
~Is friends with other losers, one of which looks like a hippy
~She calls me her 'gym buddy'
~SHE WATCHES SOAP OPERAS(and in seventh grade)
~She doesn't have a facebook, cell phone, or email.
So how do I dump her without hurting her feelings? I've been kind of ignoring her lately. . .why should I do?!! Also all of he losers I mentioned are losers according to everyone except heir 'friends'. Oh and we are in seventh grade 13 years old she is 12 though. (link)
Haha wow. Your an immature child. In 5 years your going to realize who is your real friends and who isn't. Treating someone like how you are saying you want to is so wrong it actually makes me sick. If you don't want to be fronds with someone straight up tell them. Don't be a wuss about it. I hope one day you realize how horrible this question is.


wats the best sex position to give ur girlfriend an orgasm? (link)
Lay on your back. Sit her on top and let her ride the crud outta ya.


Ok, a few years ago, my best friend got involved with this guy. I liked him when I first met him, but then I found out from several people that he was weird. So I convinced her to stop going out with him (they were never really "together"). Ok, he called her non-stop; she never picked up and he wouldn't take the hint. He even got her number and called her at work. Finally, I called him and told him it was over. She never heard from him again after that.

Now, however, I found out that he is dating my cousin's friend. I don't really know her, but I think I should warn her about him. This guy is a weirdo and a stalker, and I think any woman he comes in contact with should be warned about him. I just don't know if it is my place to tell her. Any help would be appreciated.
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I fail to see how its any of your buisness. You arn't friends with your cousins friend.

Heck you even LIKED him before you heard from other people. Dont let what other people think guide your life. If shes dating him she obviously likes him and its none of you buisness.


is there a way to have sex with a garuntee of not getting pregnant? (link)
No. Use the age old philosophy ...don't be silly, wrap your Willy!


so what i want to know is what to do about my boyfriend cheating on me with 2 bff's.i am still dating him and he does not know that i know he is a nasty cheater. me and my 2 bff's are making a list to get back at him. so what i am saying what do you think i sould do? (link)
I'm sorry to hear your bf did this, but take a step back and think...not only did he cheat on you, but your "bff's" were part of it. They must have known you were dating and that it would hurt you so why would they do it? Sounds to me like you need to dump your man and your so called "best-friends".



Okay so I've sorta known this guy for 3 years. Never really talked to him until the beginning of this school year. He has a girlfriend and at first we would just flirt in class. He made me laugh so much without even doing anything. Our teacher would always get mad and eventually he just moved us. Well we stopped talking after that pretty much then a few weeks later I asked him about something and that started it again. He would always put his arm around me and joke around and stuff. One night I was at a friends who lived a couple houses away from him and we went to walk her dogs I texted him and invited him. So we were walking and I told him I didn't think his girlfriend believed him about liking me bc he'd told her earlier that day and she told my friend that she didn't believe it. Well somehow that got mixed up to him as she didn't trust him ever. He called her about it when he got home and they fought and almost broke up. He was pissed at me for like a month or two. We didn't talk at all he wouldn't talk to me or believe that that's not what I said. We got over that and then last week my two closest friends that knew everything about me n him told his girlfriend then lied to me about it. Well they told him to stop talking to me but he didn't. when i did get them to confess they said they did it so i wouldnt get hurt because he was playing me and blah blah. I know that probably his plan because hes kinda a player. Sorry to say I don't talk to those "friends" anymore. But anyway I hung out with him and his friend yesterday for the first time (link)
I don't even care that I'm about to get a 1.

He has a GIRLFRIEND! He does not want to date you. If anything he wants to use you and move on. How would you feel if some girl came around and hooked up with someone you were dating? Don't be "that girl".




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